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Are you ever going to have sex with Paul Reubens ?
Are you ever going to have sex with Paul Reubens ? I've already gotten a request to clarify my last post so allow me to use the laziest teaching method of all - the analogy . Lets say you want to have sex with a dude . So you trot on down to the dude store where they sell dudes only in groups of 15 and its blind-packed so you don't know what dudes you're going to get exactly . So you buy your pack of dudes and get home and tear it open and you find you have Bradley Cooper , 4 Tom Janes and 10 Paul Reubens . Now obviously the dude store thinks Bradley Cooper is better than Tom Jane and you may or may not agree but the question is if you have Bradley Cooper and 4 Tom Janes are you EVER going to have sex with even one of the Paul Reubens ? Probably not . And even if you're in the minority that will , you probably don't need/want 10 of them no matter what kind of freaky stuff you're into . And even if you like a ten-man Paul Reubens gangbang on the reg do you really want more than that ? Because when you go to the dude store again , you may get a Chris Hemsworth , 4 Tom Janes and 10 more Paul Reubens . At this point even if you like Tom Jane you probably didn't want any more . And what the hell are you going to do with 20 Paul Reubens ? And the kicker is anyone who wants some Paul Reubens already has them , so no one wants yours either . So any way you slice it most of the Paul Reubens are going in the trash . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Who is Paul Reubens?
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Good analogy but awwww poor PeeWee he got burned pretty badly by this post.
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Is it bad that I know who Paul Reubens is but not Tom Jane? One of your better analogies (ie. easily understood) Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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