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I don't think the Joker would wear a condom
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I don't think the Joker would wear a condom Remember that TV show the Pretender ? I don't . As you might expect from someone of my ilk I occasionally watch superhero themed pornography . Here are my observations . There's a lot more DC themed porn than Marvel , which seems odd at first blush since Marvel is the more successful of the two but perhaps it does make sense as DC has more iconic characters . I mean everyone (literally) knows about Batman and Superman and probably a goodly number of people know about Green Lantern and Wonder Woman and Aquaman and the like . Whereas on the Marvel side everyone knows about the X-Men but most people probably can't name any of them , Wolverine maybe . Spiderman is probably their only big star and what can you do with that ? All his villains are dudes so unless you're doing gay porn its a limited medium for storytelling . I mean you could have him banging Mary Jane or Gwen Stacy but they're just normos - and what the public wants , nay demands , is two costumed weirdoes banging . The other surprising thing is that Harley Quinn seems to be the most banged woman in the DC universe .  Which is fine with me because I am all about Harley but its a tad incongruous because she's a B level character at best . You'd think Catwoman would be the slut of the DC porniverse right ? Skintight leather suit , whip , tits bigger than a human head - she sounds like a porn star from the jump . But it doesn't seem to be the case , maybe its too on the nose ? In the film I watched last night all Catwoman did was a strip tease and then like half a lesbian scene , whereas Harley got fucked by Batman , Joker , and then Batman and Superman - that's a full day's work I tell you what . Its puzzling though , you'd think you'd seen Supergirl turn up every now and then . Wonder Woman's general absence kind of makes sense - she's in the She-Hulk category , like you totally want to get into that pussy but you're also worried that said pussy might crush your junk to powder . Sidenote the worst scene of last night's film as the one with Lex Luther and Lois Lane - they'll both just people . What a waste of time . One thing that does bother me about Catwoman in porn is when she takes a load to the face why doesn't she have her goggles on ? They ALWAYS have porno catwoman with the goggles on top of her head - why wouldn't she put them on when its time for the money shot ? Its common sense . I've mentioned this before but I love repeating myself so I say it again - one interesting aspect of comic book pornery is that the plot is usually pretty good , compared to a comic anyway . Such as , in the film I just watched Lex Luther was elected president (this happened in the comics) and convinced people that America was too dependent on Superman and that they needed to create a superperson who was loyal to the USA first and foremost . So they stole his DNA (via blowjob) and created a clone . This is a totally legit comic book storyline . I would read that comic . The first scene was an alien super-broad turning up who wanted Supes to father a super-baby upon her . And he was like "totes" but then instead of busting all up in her guts he pulled out and jizzed on her jugs instead and she was all "WFT I thought we were making a superbaby here" and he was all "Noop" and then laughed and flew off . Which at first doesn't seem like something he would do , but Superman is kind of a dick . He might do that . In other nerd news I've started gaming with a new group of dudes . The dudes that I've been friends and gaming with since grade school are really nerds in name only . They work in IT and play D&D and watch BSG and all that but they also drink til they passout , love football and bang chicks . This other group though they're genuine nerds . I made some slightly racy comment the other night when we were playing and they all froze like the proverbial deers in the proverbial headlights - it was like they were suddenly reminded that sex was a thing and couldn't handle it . I don't usually spend a lot of time with dyed in the wool nerds , its a little weird to think that I'm the one who's had all the sex in that scenario . In conclusion they say it t's a poor carpenter that blames his tools , but I say it's a satisfied carpenter who pounds his tools into dust out of vengeance . Or her tools . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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You may have noticed I started watching your blog a few weeks ago. I seldom comment because....there's just nothing for me to add, being from a a totally different universe. I just sit back, enjoy your crazies, because they remind me of my little brother's. I love it. That's all. I suspect that is what others on here think as well. You're just so much fun to read.
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I'm from a different universe but I feel free to comment anyway. I love the, "I thought we were making a super-baby" "nooope" *flies away* scene. It sounds like these pornmakers have a sense of humor. Maybe I'll have to actually start paying for it like you do. *shocker*   
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