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Why do lady wrestlers wear hair extensions ?
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Why do lady wrestlers wear hair extensions ? Because they want their hair to look longer , duh 40 ! I guess that I'm saying is that it seems like an odd thing to do . If you're a lady wrestler you're going to be thrown somewhere by your hair . That's literally your job . It just doesn't seem wise . Although as my pal Big Val pointed out when I remarked upon this when Charlotte Flair got her hair extensions stuck in the ringpost that could also happen with your actual hair - and with the extension at least you can pull them out if you need to . Also did you know the "real" term is artificial hair integrations ? I didn't . Which begs the questions are their natural hair integrations ? And if so what does that even mean ? I had sex with a lady one time (really I did ! ) or rather I should say I put my penis in a lady one time and then I says to her something along the lines of should we do some more foreplay stuff because she was dry as the Sahara and she goes "No , why would we do that ?" and I remarked , respectfully , upon said dryness and she said somewhat crossly "Well it feels good to me" but it did not feel good to me at all . So I suggested some lubricant but she had some weird thing where she super de duper hated lube - she felt it was "icky" . "There's lube on the condom" she all but shouted at me . So I did a little tentative thrusting and then bailed on that operation and she was all pissed . I tried to explain to her that sticking it in a dry hole is not pleasurable but she wasn't having it . Male pleasure is assumed as much as female pleasure is ignored . Sometimes I wonder how anyone gets together .  Oh right . Speaking of wetness and the lack thereof I noticed a while back that my Irish Spring body wash claims that it will hydrate me like being blasted by a raging waterfall . First of all I think of hydration as what I drink not what is blasted onto me . And secondly have you ever stood under a waterfall ? It hurts man . And that's a small waterfall . I can only imagine that a raging waterfall would bash you to bits .  I think the first porn I ever saw (in a magazine ! dang I'm old) was a naked chick in a waterfall . It was erotic , but I kept thinking , isn't that cold on her pussy ? Cold pussies not my favorite . At work the other day it was decided that a who lost their parents would be slightly better off being adopted by me over going into "the system" . So I got that going for me . What I can offer ; - A place to live - One meal a day on weekdays and two on weekend days - A knock-off android tablet - If some at school hassles them I will throw a brick through their bedroom window in the wee hours of the night I think that's a pretty solid deal . In other news don't buy Champion running shoes . They are literally the worst . The other day someone said "it the book of Sexodus it says" and the person they were talking to said "did you just say Sexodus ?" and the dude said "sorry , I mean Exodus" but it was too late . Whatever point he was trying to make was ruined already . What would a sexodus be anyway ? When a bunch of people leave to go have sex ? Or a bunch of people decide to leave an orgy ? Or a bunch of people decide to not have sex for a while . It annoys me when people say they have been or are going to be celibate for X amount of time . To mean celibate means you're done . Forever . The other day I was eavsdropping on two women speculating on the size of another woman's butthole , speculating that it was probably huge because she was such a slut . And I thought to myself "why are women so mean to each other ? Is it genetic or do society make them that way ?" and then I wondered if I was being misogynistic for thinking that women are catty . And then I wondered if her asshole really was all stretched out . Then I wondered if that's even a real thing . I know if you have your pussy gets stretched (and ripped) but can sex really change anything ? I doubt it . Or if it can its an insane amount of sex that it takes to make it happen . And finally , did you know that real estate development is one of the dark arts ? I didn't . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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(I had to go google Thailand boob job) Someone in my neighborhood was advertising on the neighborhood web site for a host home for a foreign exchange student - I thought about it briefly and then realized that living with a middle aged introvert single woman is probably about the worst fate to which you could subject a foreign exchange student. Here they're expecting a nuclear family, a mom and dad and some kids around their age...and they get the catless equivalent of an old cat lady. That said, yes living with you would be better than going "into the system".   
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Speak to one of them off of twitter and you'll find out
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In case they get in a bind in the ring they can use the hair as a distraction....like in the Naked Gun where that dude throws the pillow in Drebin's face and to distract Drebin while said dude escaped. Yeah, that's it
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jeez 40, you might as well turn in your LesbianPersonals card.... no dry pussy and no cold pussy either? Slacker. 
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Exodus contains the story of the Hebrews wandering in the desert for 40 years. Sexodus ... dry (desert-like) pussy ..... I'm sure there's a connection somehow. btw - a waterfall should not affect the inner temperature of a good pussy Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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