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Want To Try My Cupcake?
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Want To Try My Cupcake? OK, go ahead, just say it. ….You can call me a bitch if you like. Maybe that’s what I am. So the short of it is… I have this friend since high school…..well she is not a great friend by any means of the word. We have had our issues…but because she is more than one tool short of a complete tool box I sort of let her words go in one ear and out the other. No sense arguing. So the bitch….excuse my Italian, is getting married and of course she thinks she is the cat’s meow….and driving me crazy…She has invited me to her bridal shower where she has informed me that I am to bake the goods…no purchasing. Well anyone who half assed knows me will tell you I can cook but baking is not one of my strengths. I informed her for the safety of her guests it would be in her best interest to have me purchase baked goods…..and then the vomit of her words began. I won’t repeat them but they were quite offensive. Again, I did not argue….I am a lady… (Sometimes) So this is the plan. … Refer to the blog picture. A good friend of mine found this photo on the net. What do these pretty little cupcakes looks like? They must be so sweet. Well, she is currently on her way over to my house and a reincarnation and recreation of these cupcakes will happen. It will be as though the universe was recreated with flour and icing sugar. I will package them up for the shower on Sunday and will also send a pretty little box to her fiancé at his workplace… How sweet am I? Hello my name is bella and I like to bake x-rated cupcakes. Did I ever tell about the tradition me and my mother had every year at Christmas? Cookies....Penis...use your imagination. Anybody want to taste my cupcake? bella  |
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LOL They look yummy! That's not right for her to assume you will bake for her...or demand that you do. geesh.... is she going to be a Bridezilla?!
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I've seen that pic before and it never ceases to make me laugh! I'm an avid baker and I love to make stuff for my friends' showers when they get married or have kids, etc., but to be FORCED into it? HELL NO! I do make porno gingerbread cookies during the Christmas holidays, though. Last year, I decorated some to resemble my favorite bloggers' profile pics and it was a hoot  .When it comes to sex, I need a STRONG connection. Otherwise, the page just keeps buffering and takes FOREVER to load...
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good for you for doing this, she cant expect you to bake esp if you arent that good at it, she deserves it
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9/6/2012 3:46 pm |
I had never seen pussy shaped cupcakes before. I wonder where the first ones were made and who came up with such a great idea. They must be very difficult to decorate. I'll run to the nearest bakery in my town to see if they can make them. By the way, this is my first time visiting your blog. handsomeboy2776
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Would LOVE to be a fly on the wall when she sees 'em for the first time! And you know I want to taste!
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Your friend will just love you,,and put evil thoughts into her fiancee...if I was him..I would ditch her, and go for you.. You would drive him crazy with those cupcakes! and ruin him for any other woman! Chow Bella!
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The bride needs a gunshot wound to the head...
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Those cupcakes made my old tongue swell and my saliva flow. Now as I write this my ancient wood is starting to follow. I wonder how it would be to fuck one cupcake and eat another. Would I be correct in writing some of my ancient e-mailers that I just had a threesome? xxxxdavid
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would love to bury my tongue in one of those cupcakes and lick it to bits!
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