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Blogs > shyone061664 > HELLO?

Happy HUMP Day  

shyone061664 59F
139 posts
8/20/2008 11:29 am

Last Read:
9/11/2008 5:02 am
Happy HUMP Day

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story Of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?' Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'
The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.' Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!' Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the Ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, Saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.' Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump.'
The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.' Bob took the money......
rm_HermansBoy 76M
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1475 posts
9/5/2008 7:31 am

 The last time I was in a strip club there was an African-American dancer who had a portion of her hair dyed blonde.

She didn't even smile when I asked her if she felt a little dumber since she got her hair dyed. However, based on her several blonde collegues, it's likely she did.
HermansBoy


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