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Why Women Should Like Nerdy Men
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Why Women Should Like Nerdy Men For those women out there that always go for those handsome, macho and Brad Pitt wannabe... here is my top 11 reason why you should go for a nerd instead... 1. We don�t cheat on you. - Usually nerds are more passionate about gadgets and technology. Most of the time we pay attention to new computer hardware or maybe new computer games instead. So nerds totally have almost 0% chance of cheating on you! 2. We don�t come back drunk at night - Nerds usually spend almost half of their daily routines in front of his desktop or laptop instead of clubbing and going pub drinking and dancing. So getting a nerd as boyfriend/husband can save you girls of all trouble of cleaning up all the mess like vomit and etc. 3. We don�t flirt around - Nerds are usually an outcast during a party, so there is no chance that we are going to use our flirting skills and let alone obtaining someone. 4. We will never think you are ugly - We nerds don�t give a damn about your looks because we only care about the RAM in our laptop/desktop, processor speed, RAM, starcraft 2 etc. 5. We know how to repair or solve any problem regarding your computer or equivalent - Because we've probably taken whatever it is apart before, so we know how it works. If you have nerd partner you will save you a lot of money on repairing your laptop and so on. 6. You get to keep all our salary - Nerds only need money to purchase or upgrade their gadgets and that�s all! So the extra money you get to keep and do whatever you wanna do with it. 7. You can have us nerds wear anything that you think is nice on us - Because we nerds do not have much or if any fashion sense at all. So even if you wanna ask us to wear pajamas to a party with the reason that it is trendy, we will believe it. 8. Nerd could one day save earth from destruction - Remember independence day? Any of those high tech movie? The nerds that are so good in computers and gadgets that save the world! Not some macho muscle guy. 9. We don�t get angry and threaten to kill you - Because we only love  , and we are afraid of loosing you. Besides we just vent our anger by killing all those monster in Bioshock, Counterstrike, Quake and so on.10. Nerds are great in bed! - All we think about is doing things better... and sex is always on our minds. Remember "Revenge of the Nerds", the "Moon Walk" room?  11. We know how to have fun with - Nerds know small like playing with fun things like computer games and so on. Since nerds are good at those things, we are potential good fathers too... heheheh  The list could go on... and maybe some day I'll continue it. This is good for now.  HotKnight6969  A naughty mind is a terrible thing to waste |
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 A naughty mind is a terrible thing to waste
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