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Knock knock, who's there?  

marysia4u 68F
12969 posts
11/25/2015 12:22 pm
Knock knock, who's there?





I live in a granny flat at the back of the main house. There's a gate at the end of the walk way, so I am totally hidden from the main road.

I'm lucky not to have people knocking on my door trying to sell me things or trying to shove their religion down my throat.

What would you do if you arrived at a house and found this knocker on their door?











flowerkings2012 60M
4312 posts
11/25/2015 12:40 pm

Replace them for my own, as they're much better and hang better!!

I love your photo/caption blogs!


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
11/25/2015 12:42 pm

LOL...I'd think it was a mirage it's been so damn long!!!!

"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 12:51 pm

    Quoting flowerkings2012:
    Replace them for my own, as they're much better and hang better!!

    I love your photo/caption blogs!


Bragging rights fully allowed.

And thank you.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 12:52 pm

    Quoting marysia4u:


    Bragging rights fully allowed.

    And thank you.
Sorry, forgot my signature bling.


flowerkings2012 60M
4312 posts
11/25/2015 12:53 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    LOL...I'd think it was a mirage it's been so damn long!!!!
Always dispiriting to read comments like this from women I'm aware of via blogs (viewing or posting on one another's offerings), as I just assume the things I connect with and get me aroused works the same on most other men they interact with. I always think you/they are successful and need to fend them off


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 12:53 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    LOL...I'd think it was a mirage it's been so damn long!!!!
If you ever find you're forgetting what they look like, there's always plenty on here to look at.


oral2plsu2 64M
5820 posts
11/25/2015 12:58 pm

to borrow a line from the Mel Brooks movie "Young Frankenstein" What knockers..lol


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 1:01 pm

    Quoting flowerkings2012:
    Always dispiriting to read comments like this from women I'm aware of via blogs (viewing or posting on one another's offerings), as I just assume the things I connect with and get me aroused works the same on most other men they interact with. I always think you/they are successful and need to fend them off
Wish I was fending them off.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 1:04 pm

    Quoting oral2plsu2:
    to borrow a line from the Mel Brooks movie "Young Frankenstein" What knockers..lol
Thanks for popping in and leaving a comment.

Funny, I've only heard the term knockers when used for tits, but I suppose if your bollocks are that size, you can call them anything you want.


flowerkings2012 60M
4312 posts
11/25/2015 1:11 pm

    Quoting marysia4u:


    Bragging rights fully allowed.

    And thank you.
LOL! No I wasn't bragging! I was implying your door knocker ones are better than my real ones! Although they can hang low due to lack of regular release of sperm


flowerkings2012 60M
4312 posts
11/25/2015 1:12 pm

    Quoting marysia4u:
    Wish I was fending them off.


Again, I can't believe you're not!


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/25/2015 1:36 pm

To quote Dr. Frankenstein: “What knockers.”

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


notsure1949 75M
10657 posts
11/25/2015 1:39 pm

i have seen the set of balls dangling from cars, SUVs, and pick up trucks, so the knocker falls into the same class


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 1:44 pm

    Quoting flowerkings2012:
    LOL! No I wasn't bragging! I was implying your door knocker ones are better than my real ones! Although they can hang low due to lack of regular release of sperm


I read it the other way........................ you would replace them with yours as yours are better.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 1:45 pm

This sums up my sex life.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 1:47 pm

    Quoting  :



Love it.


flowerkings2012 60M
4312 posts
11/25/2015 1:49 pm

    Quoting marysia4u:


    I read it the other way........................ you would replace them with yours as yours are better.


Well, they'll never hang that low in winter... not without the central heating being on!!!

I do have an arse photo I took at the same time as the profile which reveals hanging balls, but not as impressive as those ones


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 1:50 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    To quote Dr. Frankenstein: “What knockers.”
Two references to Dr Frankenstein. Makes me wish I'd seen the movie.


flowerkings2012 60M
4312 posts
11/25/2015 1:50 pm

same here- only mine was seemingly strangled at birth, let alone being lucky enough to get cut off in its prime!

Sorry you don't get your fair share of healthy lustful satisfaction and pleasure though x


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 1:51 pm

    Quoting notsure1949:
    i have seen the set of balls dangling from cars, SUVs, and pick up trucks, so the knocker falls into the same class
Thanks for popping in and leaving a comment.

I've seen them too. Did a double take the first time I saw them.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/25/2015 2:04 pm

    Quoting marysia4u:
    Two references to Dr Frankenstein. Makes me wish I'd seen the movie.


Surely you can rent "Young Frankenstein" and get "Blazing Saddles" too and you'll (or yule) have a Mel Brooks party.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 2:20 pm

    Quoting flowerkings2012:
    Well, they'll never hang that low in winter... not without the central heating being on!!!

    I do have an arse photo I took at the same time as the profile which reveals hanging balls, but not as impressive as those ones
Maybe you could photo shop the ones on the pic onto yourself.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 2:22 pm

    Quoting flowerkings2012:
    same here- only mine was seemingly strangled at birth, let alone being lucky enough to get cut off in its prime!

    Sorry you don't get your fair share of healthy lustful satisfaction and pleasure though x
I will never give up hope.

You should never give up either.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 2:23 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Surely you can rent "Young Frankenstein" and get "Blazing Saddles" too and you'll (or yule) have a Mel Brooks party.
I have seen "Blazing Saddles" but it was many years ago.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 2:25 pm

    Quoting marysia4u:
    I have seen "Blazing Saddles" but it was many years ago.


I think my friends would enjoy a "Magic Mike" party more than a Mel Brooks party.


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