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Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn  

peekabooicu2ucme 46F
3728 posts
9/24/2009 5:10 pm
Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn
Found this joke while surfing today. Enjoy.

- During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.

- His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser.

- When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down."

- Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm computing."

- He's suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries.

- Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee.

- When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on her."

- You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas.

- As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday.

- During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!"

- His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you... he pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.

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rm_FXSBOB3 48M
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4437 posts
9/24/2009 7:43 pm
I've read reports that actually back that up!

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Baltasar45 63M
9207 posts
9/24/2009 10:08 pm

 Windows: Something you look out of now and then after you got a computer....
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QUEENBEEV 59F
4200 posts
9/25/2009 4:13 pm

 MMMMMM...porn... I wouldnt mind a double click on my g-spot every now and then...how bout you? Smooches darlin!
Come on over...let's play in my Castle! The hide and seek is awesome!

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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
9/27/2009 10:30 am
    Quoting rm_FXSBOB3:

    I've read reports that actually back that up!
A case of it's funny 'cause it's true.
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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
9/27/2009 10:31 am
    Quoting Baltasar45:
    Windows: Something you look out of now and then after you got a computer....
Good one!
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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
9/27/2009 10:32 am
    Quoting QUEENBEEV:
    MMMMMM...porn... I wouldnt mind a double click on my g-spot every now and then...how bout you? /:> Smooches darlin!
Who doesn't like a little double clicking action?!?!?!
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SverigesAngel 60F
17328 posts
9/27/2009 1:24 pm

 With Jam gone... Well...


peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
9/28/2009 6:50 am

 Nothing wrong with that. Have fun!
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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
9/28/2009 6:51 am
    Quoting  :
Yep, now to learn from it.
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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
9/30/2009 9:23 am
    Quoting  :
Anytime
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