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How do you know if you're an asshole?  

peekabooicu2ucme 46F
3728 posts
1/27/2010 12:56 pm
How do you know if you're an asshole?

I got thinking today, and you know how dangerous that can be...
Anywho, of all the assholes I've known, very few of them have ever been able to admit that they were indeed assholes, either to me, or to themselves. Mostly they felt justified or vindicated by their assholishness. Clearly it's someone else's fault, or perception (usually mine).
So I think we should come up with some sort of an asshole test we could devise to show someone without a shadow of a doubt, unbiasedly, that yes, the person failing said test, is indeed an asshole.
What do you think? Ideas?


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mytbone5 58M
1503 posts
1/27/2010 2:33 pm

I think you're on to something. I'm not smart enough to even make suggestions concerning the questions you should ask though.

My experience is that pretty much you need to know a person a little before officially labeling them an asshole. Most people can show their asshole side at any given moment, but are able to keep it subdued most of the time.

It's the ones who show it 90% that fail to know they are being an asshole. If they care so little as to not care they are an asshole, then just steer around them and head for another cock, or pussy (trying to be funny as these parts share a close proximity.).

3 out of 4 people are assholes. If your 3 friends are cool, it 's most likely you!

Have a good one, and good luck!


HuckFin00 49M

1/27/2010 3:40 pm

I too use the mirror test, but I don't think it works very well. I keep getting false positives.


BigD19772 47M

1/28/2010 12:58 am

Anyone with a body part as their main pic. LOL

Seriously though, alwayshashorns is onto something. I'd expand it a little though.

Anyone who thinks that only using this site for blogging is weird is an asshole.

Anyone who asks for more pics from you without getting to know you first, people who think it's cute to be stupid, and people who use blogging as a form of bullying.

Eh.... that's about it........

....for now.....

lol

Oh yeah, and anybody that says "El Oh El" in real life when finding something funny.


englishman68 55M
2387 posts
1/28/2010 3:03 am

have to agree blogging bullies
people pressing the disagree option everytime just for fun

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bettiebear 47F
21001 posts
1/28/2010 4:54 am

it sounds like this sort of test could be useful!!! lol
big hugs xoxoxox


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slainte09 67M

1/28/2010 10:27 am

I've even been referred to at one time or another as both a complete...and...a perfect asshole. I guess that sets the bar pretty high, don't you think!


fenris_call 49M
10587 posts
1/28/2010 2:47 pm

I would love to see an asshole test! I like Ariel's answer though. The biggest assholes don't realize they are. At least I know I can be an ass.

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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
1/31/2010 4:10 pm

    Quoting  :

It's malfunctioning.

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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
1/31/2010 4:12 pm

    Quoting  :

Oooh, criteria is good. Hmmmm. I didn't mean just here though...Assholes are everywhere. It's best to be prepared. Some good ideas you have there though! Welcome to my blog.

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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
1/31/2010 4:25 pm

    Quoting mytbone5:
    I think you're on to something. I'm not smart enough to even make suggestions concerning the questions you should ask though.

    My experience is that pretty much you need to know a person a little before officially labeling them an asshole. Most people can show their asshole side at any given moment, but are able to keep it subdued most of the time.

    It's the ones who show it 90% that fail to know they are being an asshole. If they care so little as to not care they are an asshole, then just steer around them and head for another cock, or pussy (trying to be funny as these parts share a close proximity.).

    3 out of 4 people are assholes. If your 3 friends are cool, it 's most likely you!

    Have a good one, and good luck!
I may be onto something! My million dollar idea? There it is! Welcome to my blog!

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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
1/31/2010 4:27 pm

    Quoting  :

Ooooh! Good point! I AM AN ASSHOLE! Anything said or done against me is negated by my admission to said fact.
Super Cool!

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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
1/31/2010 4:28 pm

    Quoting  :

No, No, I giggle at myself all the time...

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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
1/31/2010 4:29 pm

    Quoting HuckFin00:
    I too use the mirror test, but I don't think it works very well. I keep getting false positives.
True, true, at 3am it is hard to tell.

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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
1/31/2010 4:35 pm

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You have sober friends??? Odd...

Yeah, it was a LONG weekend.

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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
1/31/2010 4:36 pm

    Quoting  :

Well, you know, believing the hype is where it's at.
I still think you rock though for what it's worth.

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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
1/31/2010 4:37 pm

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BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!

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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
1/31/2010 4:40 pm

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Oh, I agree! 100%...The ass hole test may be never competed.

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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
1/31/2010 4:42 pm

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OH MY GOD ME TOO! FUCK! Hand me a diaper...

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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
1/31/2010 4:44 pm

    Quoting  :

I KNOW! WHY IS IT SO HARD TO ADMIT...I AM AN ASSHOLE? I ADMIT IT FREELY WHEN NOT SOBER...

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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
1/31/2010 4:46 pm

    Quoting BigD19772:
    Anyone with a body part as their main pic. LOL

    Seriously though, alwayshashorns is onto something. I'd expand it a little though.

    Anyone who thinks that only using this site for blogging is weird is an asshole.

    Anyone who asks for more pics from you without getting to know you first, people who think it's cute to be stupid, and people who use blogging as a form of bullying.

    Eh.... that's about it........

    ....for now.....

    lol

    Oh yeah, and anybody that says "El Oh El" in real life when finding something funny.
Oh,funny, I didn't mean just here though... assholes, they are EVERYWHERE!!!

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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
1/31/2010 4:51 pm

    Quoting englishman68:
    have to agree blogging bullies
    people pressing the disagree option everytime just for fun
Yep, the fuckers.

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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
1/31/2010 4:59 pm

    Quoting bettiebear:
    it sounds like this sort of test could be useful!!! lol
    big hugs xoxoxox

Ooooh! My millions await me!

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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
1/31/2010 5:01 pm

    Quoting slainte09:
    I've even been referred to at one time or another as both a complete...and...a perfect asshole. I guess that sets the bar pretty high, don't you think!
Ooooh, ME TOO!

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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
1/31/2010 5:04 pm

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I'll have to keep that in mind.

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