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Minions The Queen of No Pants and The Wee One had their physicals Friday. My van was at the garage getting checked out for inspection so I hitched a ride with my mom. Her best friend was up visiting and after their check up we went to the local Chinese restaurant. The background music was playing and Wee One sitting next to me was on her knees moving her hips in time to the music. "I'm shaking my vagina mom!"  (My mom) "Did she just say what I thought she did?" (Her BFF) "Yes she did!" (Me) "That's my girl! Honey, we don't say vagina at restaurants." (TQoNP) "Boys have penises!" (My mom) (Me) "We don't say penis's at restaurants either." (Wee One) "I'm shaking my butt." My high shame tolerance is not something I got from my mother. She was mortified. Her friend was amused at her embarrassment. It was just another conversation for me with the midgets. We're still working on appropriate time and place for conversations as you can see. I have court tomorrow to finalize the GAL's recommendations. I'm not worried, but I still hate going to court. It's bound to be unpleasant. RB will no doubt try to fling a little last ditch shit as he's not getting his own way. We finished planting yesterday!  I had to replace a few plants as the chickens had gotten to a few of them and pecked most of the leaves off. We re-fenced after we were done. Anywho, I'm off until Friday night so I'm going to enjoy this beautiful weather as much as I can!  |
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5/31/2011 2:03 pm |
njoy the weather and sponge the sun  Bond James 700  The1tonyroneZone always to provoke  the pope on dope
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Well, you've got to admire them for speaking their minds  
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5/31/2011 6:10 pm |
it was pretty damn funny when my son used penis as an adjective for just about anything he saw. lasted for weeks and caused much embarrassment for his parents.
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I hope you have a wonderful weekend! I love those priceless moments from kids. Adults are so mortified at the fact that children are aware of their bodies, I have always wondered why that is. And a belated happy birthday to you! I hope it was a great one. "Shall I tell you the secret of the true scholar? It is this: every man I meet is my master in some point, and in that I learn of him." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson  
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njoy the weather and sponge the sun But my feets are tanned...except where my flip flops covered. 
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Well, you've got to admire them for speaking their minds THAT however was nothing. 
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it was pretty damn funny when my son used penis as an adjective for just about anything he saw. lasted for weeks and caused much embarrassment for his parents. The midgets fight over who can bring a bottle of beer to myself or PF when we decide to indulge a bit by the fire pit or whatever outside. There was a concert last night where Drama Queen was singing in the chorus. Wee One was a bit bored and decided she was thirsty. She started out asking for water...then asked for beer.  (She does not have it at home to be clear on that ) It was a REALLY quick hush on that. Christ, what people would think doesn't bother me, if they called social services or something because they thought I was giving my kids alcohol though, that would suck.
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They're my favorite part too.
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I was a bit shocked they didn't tell you about their vagina's when we were having coffee.
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I hope you have a wonderful weekend! I love those priceless moments from kids. Adults are so mortified at the fact that children are aware of their bodies, I have always wondered why that is. And a belated happy birthday to you! I hope it was a great one. ) and they noticed me changing my pad. "Mom you're bleeding out of your pee pee!" In the LOUDEST midget voice she had. I explained and when we walked out of the stall there was a very amused line of women waiting their turn. Ah well. High shame tolerance is a bonus sometimes.
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Thanks, I did!
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