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How To Measure a Cock - New Standard, Pass it on!
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How To Measure a Cock - New Standard, Pass it on! So, I get overly irritated when I see the words hung, thick, long... who determines that? What makes a guy think that he is thick or hung? So, after some consideration and consulting with others... I have come up with a system... Read it and pass it on!  How to measure length: 1. Get your cock hard lol2. Measure from where the cock meets your stomach, on the up side of the cock. Not from the underside or the side. From the upper side. Measure from there to the tip and you have a number. That is the first part of the measurment. Your number will be in Inches. (ie: 7 inches long) How to measure Girth: 1. Take the measurement of the cock (ie: 7 inches) and divide it in half and measure around the cock at that point. So, from the tip, take your measurement 3.5 inches down the cock (again, using the example of the 7 inches). Measure the cirumference at that point. This will then get you into a category. Measurement is 1-2 inches = A Measurement is 2-3 inches = B Measurement is 3-4 inches = C Measurement is 4-5 inches = D Measurement is 5-6 inches = E In the end, your size of cock will look something like: 7C This way, everyone gets measured to a consistant standard and women can make their assessment (assuming they are deciding based soley on size) knowing the size of their potential mate! Pass it on! Lets start a new way of doing things!!! ISW |
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@ blue... Ok, so how big is average? 4 inches? 5? How thick? See the problem?? Lol everyone has a different perception of what each category is
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6/12/2011 3:56 pm |
5.5D leaves nothing to the imagantion. But I guess that is the point. Now they will start sizing rubber like that. Go Hard or Go Home but DON't go Home Hard
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that is a fantastic system! I approve.
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@ Blue... believe me... you already have been  lol@ Bella and Cute... Exactly! Its a consistant system AND its the same that we have to do for our breasts! Suck it up men!! And start measuring!! lolOh.. and feel free to steal my post lol
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@ closet.. i bet it was hilarious!! lol @ want.. they should!! @ Abby.. thank god eh?!!! lol @ Just.. this will give you a for sure thing tho! lol Maybe that 6 inches is measured from the underside, which would give a false reading
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6/12/2011 10:27 pm |
@ closet.. i bet it was hilarious!! lol @ want.. they should!! @ Abby.. thank god eh?!!! lol @ Just.. this will give you a for sure thing tho! lol Maybe that 6 inches is measured from the underside, which would give a false reading  Go Hard or Go Home but DON't go Home Hard
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6/13/2011 9:00 am |
Well i'm average and now i have to decide if the new measurement system flatters me or flattens me !
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@ Want... lol @ Trya.... either way, it will give the ladies a good idea of what ya are lol
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Soaky- You expect folks to know how to convert Circumference into diameter. Unless you put diameter by oopsident. C= pi X d by the way for those that wanna do dick math. Didja not mess that up and put diameter by mistake? Cuz using that, you're "E Class" dick would hafta be over 18" around. Holy Elephant leg Batgirl!! Conversely, An "A" cack @ 2' in diameter is 6 1/2" around. I know a number of lasses who would find that fulFILLing.
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@ Blue... you are! and you will, cuz peer pressure always wins muwahahahahahaha @ Skin... thanks buddy, took diameter out
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@ Blue... lol good to know
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6/14/2011 7:17 pm |
it is a very interesting way to measure out, and depending on the guy can be quite flattering, might catch on one day, but only time will tell, and then who knows, maybe those who are bigger than people think will then get the attention that they would like to receive 
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@ tall.. OR alternatively, the guys who think they are average, really arent!
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Ok SoakingMyLoins Just for you, I found some string, a ruler, and a micrometer caliper and here's the results: I'm at the bottom end of "E". So that's 1.5-E (fully turgid and pulling realllly hard). I bet you can HARDLY control yourself at the thought of my FAT Thimble of Loooooove hey lass?  I do kinda think this is a false equivalence with bewbies in one respect: Mugabi's aer on full display for the world to see. Thrill Hammer's are not. I realize men, and society objectify women based on titties and a lotta guys are T+A men (not this 1 but anyhoo), but if we're gonna measure and rate guys solely on Cock size, perhaps women should be rated on a complimentary scale measuring Tightpussiosity?
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@ skin... my dear, if you can come up with a consistant scale, that contains little option for variables... I will gladly measure my vajayjay for ya lol
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Looks like I am a 7E... so where do I put that so I am ensured I get laid hahah
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@ giwer... lol Put it on your profile and link this blog posting and do it in a funny way!!
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@ Canada... not yet, but I figure if a bunch of us do, we can make it happen!
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6/15/2011 2:11 pm |
That is a fantastic measurment system. One could break it down more and add more letters for each inch. A=1 B=2 etc. So going by this new system I would be 7F, that's not too bad i guess
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6/15/2011 2:13 pm |
I took a closer look at the system and my suggestion for more letters is a moot point, it already covers each inch...
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@ Cgy.... I agree with the letters being moot, it just makes it easy for people to piece it all together. Gotta remember.. we are dealing with masses which means some... are not too bright lol
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6/15/2011 3:34 pm |
18cms turns into about 7 inches..
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6/15/2011 4:24 pm |
im at 6E so what would that do to help me out with meeting other ladies who are concerned about the guys cock size?
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@ tall.... it tells them exactly what you have, so... like i said to the other guy... find a funny way to put it on your profile and link it to this Tell a story, make it interesting!
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SoakingMyChin. Silly Lass! Well OBVIOUSLY the tool used for measurement would be mine! Golly lass! lmcfao
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