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But What do We Use as a Torch?  

gottaring 51F
10311 posts
7/22/2012 8:23 am
But What do We Use as a Torch?

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ABBC12356 41M
2268 posts
4/15/2016 3:40 am

GOOD


GloryUnBound 53F
516 posts
7/30/2012 7:28 pm

Of course it's kinda childish! That's part of the fun! I'm onboard with it!! Another great idea!

Red lipstick and "fuck me" shoes. What more could you want?


w00f 49F
1087 posts
7/26/2012 6:47 pm

Ah hell. Okay. I'm at the other side of the pond but I'll give it a go, GR. Count me in. Lets change the dynamics of this place and give everyone a chance to be in the spotlight.


BrownEyedBBW 55F  
8831 posts
7/26/2012 8:51 am

What do we use for a torch?

Does chubbylover53 have an Olympics based pic


FMAOPLS 70F
27112 posts
7/24/2012 5:50 pm

I am way behind on reading recent blogposts - but I think this is a great idea. Rock on, GR.

Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.


gunner4440 49M
2657 posts
7/23/2012 5:50 am

Not a bad idea at all. Of course you can only do it once evey four years or the same 5 people will win! And what is the adult version of curling? Oh and how about Gold, Silver and Latex medals? That's my two cents worth, guns are cold.

Take it easy, guns are cold.


Nordischbear 64M
2681 posts
7/22/2012 11:31 pm

Hey, it's all about fun, no?!?!


gottaring replies on 7/23/2012 8:56 am:
I'm hoping it'll be a fun way to kill some time. The best part is that it's going to increase traffic to blogs that might not get a whole lot of visitors right now. It's a good way to introduce people to something NEW.

And let's be realistic, Bear...who wouldn't be flattered to get props for their hard work? Some people here put a lot of time and effort into HNW pics and posts- some unsolicited positive reinforcement would be nice, I think!

spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
7/22/2012 7:35 pm

for sure we could. can i vote for my hand five times.


EasyriderNM 64M
3074 posts
7/22/2012 6:47 pm

Oh, fuck it, G!

Of COURSE I have The Sexiest Profile Photo on All Of The Interwebzz!

I also have the most well-written, concise, definitive, and sensuously compelling profile intro on... However many sites I'm on now?

(I'm on P a s s i o n, where the fuck are alla y'all at?)

I mean, who could doubt alla that? (LMMFAO, Baby!)

And you are in my network, so you know very well what would make a great symbol of the Olympic Torch.

BUT: ONLY a symbol! You try ta light that motherfucker on fire and I WILL shoot yer sweet ass!

So, could I entice you with the promise of sending you incredibly erotic fiction (with you and I as the protagonists) in order to advance my standing in these proposed ranks?

Hey, all is fair in Love and War and Internet Contests! Right?

Or should I just say, "Fuck this Shit!", and go back to writing my damned term papers?

(Well, I'm gonna do that anyway; I'm takin' a break right now, but I thought I'd come around ta tell ya you are ONE SEXY LADY and I still dig you, but then I became immersed in this satire. See what being in writing mode will do to my comments?)

OK, I still think you have an OUTSTANDING ass, and please pimp my blog, although I'm neglecting it, and eat more carrots! All of you!

That will help alla y'all ta see what a great guy I am! (OK, THAT was wayyy over the top!) (Insert Double Facepalm)

(Do I get points for bein' cheesier than fuck? Bein' yer in WI and all?)



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For those of you who didn't get that, the above was not to be taken seriously...

And G? I sincerely consider you to be a highly desirable Lady. Yeah...



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gottaring replies on 7/23/2012 9:02 am:
I should pad the categories so I win everything, lol.

'Sexiest East Indian Blogger Living in Wisconsin'
'Married Woman Who Needs a Good Hard Fucking, Dammit!'
'Biggest Exhibitionist' (Midwest Under 40)
'STFU- You talk too much'

I could be the Michael Phelps of the Perv Olympics .

cedarswamp4 48M

7/22/2012 4:29 pm

A great cattail torch can be made by dipping and drizzling melted crisco or lard over the head of the plant. It will probably take more flame than a match to light it, use a burning brand or paper. Kids love them.


BrownEyedBBW 55F  
8831 posts
7/22/2012 11:45 am

is it doable? Is it too 'clique-oriented'? Is it childish?

Sure I think it's doable. It might be cliquey but so what, fuck 'em. Is it childish?

Only if I don't win one of the cool awards


gottaring replies on 7/23/2012 9:15 am:
No matter how it turns out, you're Gold in my eyes, Babe .

Diogenes5959 64M

7/22/2012 11:39 am

I hope my profile pic gets nominated. Subtle, not too crass or graphic.


gottaring replies on 7/23/2012 9:20 am:
I hereby nominate Diogenes in the categories of 'Geriatric Ninja Lover' and 'Sculpting in a Foreign Medium' .

thatdamncat 66F
3929 posts
7/22/2012 11:27 am

Love the idea!.. count me in!

"You've seen my descent, Now watch my rising!" - Rumi

Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are forged from it - Michele K.


gardenboy321 60M  
41936 posts
7/22/2012 8:56 am

It could be fun, but now I have thoughts of changing my profile pic to another one in my album. How about sexiest album photo instead?

Thoughts from the Garden...


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