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1. Your age, relationship status, and how long you've been on the site. I'm 59, married, and been on this site for 6 years 2. Your greatest personal asset. My sense of humor. I'm actually a very funny and loveable guy. Loyalty would be second but you have to find me funny to get there...lol 3. One thing you would change about yourself. I would have been better to my body when I was younger. Its starting to fail me now, sigh, and I regret that. 4. Your most embarrassing sexual encounter. I once was having sex with a girl at her home when her parents were away...or were supposed to be away...Right at the moment of mutual climax her mom comes in her room...OMG! She was sooooooo freeked out...the girl not the mom...lol 5. One 'odd' attribute you possess. Hmmm...I'm sure I have one...but it escapes me at this moment....sorry
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NSA = “not strangers anymore” 1. Your age, relationship status, and how long you've been on the site. 54. Forever single, although I did live with a partner for 13 years. And (gulp) I have been on this site since summer of 2005. Scary. 2. Your greatest personal asset. My epic ass? Hahaha. Nah, actually would say brain/intelligence. 3. One thing you would change about yourself. Ugh, the sagging chin. I look around and see that everyone else my age has it, but I still hate it. Personality-wise it would be to be less introverted. I cope fairly well in social situations, but it would be nice not to need so much recharge time afterward. 4. Your most embarrassing sexual encounter. It was the morning of what was to be my first threesome, and of course – I got my period. I was a diaphragm user at the time, so hoping that it would be a typical light first day, I decided to put the diaphragm in and hope that it would hold back the red tide. I also don’t think I told my partners about that particular situation, which was probably a mistake. So, there we were, mid encounter, I am bent over on the bed delivering oral sex to her, while he fucked me from behind…and all of sudden he looks down and says, “OH MY GOD there’s blood all over your nice quilt!” I leapt up and dragged the quilt into the bathroom to rinse it out in the bathtub, telling the other two to carry on, lol. This the advantage of a threesome. 5. One 'odd' attribute you possess. According to many 50-ish men who I chat with, the fact that I am 54 and still like sex is not a common thing among women of my age    
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1. I'm 42, married, and next month is 5 years on a.f.f as Karl. 2. My greatest asset is how goodly I can string words together. 3. I don't love how I use food as a balm for my soul. 4. My most embarrassing sexual encounter involves semen in the eye. 5. My oddest quirk is my lack of a "shame" gene. karlbloggerfeld - Dry-humping your legs since 2007.
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8/25/2012 6:28 pm |
1. 49, I think I've been here since May of 2010 or it could be 2009 2. My asset, hmmmm, my wit maybe? 3. My pre judging of people, even though I'm right most of the time.  4. First time in a Camaro years ago and was trying to fumble in the dark, almost went the wrong direction.  5. The ability to remember totally useless information.
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1. Your age, relationship status, and how long you've been on the site. 47; not quite attached, but getting there; 4 years 2. Your greatest personal asset. My empathy for others, though it has caused me no small amount of heartache at times 3. One thing you would change about yourself. My impulsiveness 4. Your most embarrassing sexual encounter. Sigh. Having a great time with a guy I was seeing, we were pretty hot and heavy, saw each other at least every other day. I had a very intense orgasm and burst a blood vessel in my nose, maybe a couple. There was blood EVERYWHERE, all over the bed, all over us. He was very kind, got ice for me, helped me stop the bleeding, help me clean everything up. But I believe that was the last time I saw him. 5. One 'odd' attribute you possess. I memorize phone numbers. Once I've dialed it, I know it forever.
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1. Your age, relationship status, and how long you've been on the site: 51 in just over a week; currently seeing 2 FWBs I met on LesbianPersonals; and I've been on the site 8 months. 2. Your greatest personal asset: Empathy 3. One thing you would change about yourself: My ability to "read" people. I really suck at it, hence the reason all Meet & Greets are PG-rated. I have a hard time knowing when I'm being snowed... 4. Your most embarrassing sexual encounter: Don't know if this qualifies as an answer, but it's really a lack of a sexual encounter. I was very embarrassed to have been a virgin till I was 21. 5. One 'odd' attribute you possess: If I need to pick up a certain number of items out of a stack or a pile, chances are extremely high that I'll just happen to pick up the exact amount I need, even if it's needing to pick up 23 sheets of paper, for example.
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1. Your age, relationship status, and how long you've been on the site. 31 (32 in October). I'm single as can be. I've been on this site since I was 19 (we actually had that conversation in DC last year if I remember right). 2. Your greatest personal asset. Probably my kindness and empathy for others. But it can also be my greatest down fall. Sometimes I just care too much. 3. One thing you would change about yourself. My shyness, especially around women. This would include my timidness about and around relationships 4. Your most embarrassing sexual encounter. I haven't had many sexual encounters yet, sad to say. So I don't have much to choose from. The only one that really comes to mind happened not so long ago. After a little "kinky" shopping at some home improvement stores, Kittie and I went back to her place. (at the risk of giving up where with story is going. She is poly and lives with her primary boyfriend, there are also other family members living there). Anyways, we were In the basement at her place (her and her primary have a little sort of apartment there, it is there space). Well her and I alone lead to making out, petting you get the idea. Now I should make it clear that I had a no hard play at her place rule for two reasons. First and foremost I wanted to respect her and her primaries space. They lived there together it was their space end of story. Second there was always someone else home and if they had to do laundry they had to go through where we were. I also never told her about said rule. Right or wrong I don't know that isn't the point back to the story. We were getting hot and heavy on the couch. We ended up playing a little game where I told her she couldn't use her hands, if she did then we were done for the night. Well she did very well in not using them until I let her. I told her she disserved a reward for that. But because of where we were I couldn't think of one we could do that night and it would have to wait until we were somewhere a little more private another time. Well she up and asks me if she can give me a blow job for her reward. I had a weak moment and despite my no hard play there rule I said yes. Well just when I was getting close to cumming her primary walks in. Talk about killing the mood. I don't know about embarrassing, but it was awkward as all heck. 5. One 'odd' attribute you possess. This being the second time I tried answering your questions (stupid site) and not wanting to write out the walking contradiction thing again. I'll just go with my hyper flexibility.
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1 49, divorced, the sitemonkeys say the acct was created in 2006, but I really didn't start using it until the last year or two. 2 has to be my brain, as it is the seat of all the good stuff about me, like my humor and compassion and sens abilities and such. Bad stuff too, but you take what you get. 3 there are oooh so many. Suppose the biggest thing is I wish I was less sensitive. I care far too much what others think of me. 4 Oh, just the old getting your period while the guy is going down... 5 Um, I like small spaces. Put me in a cubby and I am a happy camper. I am the only Me you get.
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8/24/2012 4:49 pm |
Gottaring, 1. 52, Single, under 6 months. 2. Sense of humor and tongue. 3. Wish I would have discovered the erotic women of color 30 years ago!! 4. Sex in front of a church and getting caught by the local police. 5. I am a numbers freak, however, I can only remember when I relate to football.
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Oooh, this is a fun one GR. I want to play too! 1. Your age, relationship status, and how long you've been on the site. I'm 37 years old. I'm single. I've been on here since 2006. I've only recently started using the IM and the chatrooms. 2. Your greatest personal asset. My friends have the absolute freedom around me to be themselves. They can love vegemite, wear long socks with shorts, decide to join a commune or have an affair - I still love them. 3. One thing you would change about yourself I'de be more concerned about the whales and the sharks and crocs. I'de also be more concerned about the fuckwits who kill them for a history of having done so but not a future without them. 4. Your most embarrassing sexual encounter. I simply could not remember his name. 5. One 'odd' attribute you possess. I can not only touch my nose with my tongue but also put my tongue inside it. I'm not sure when I will ever need to jump the queue over this but you never know. Its an odd world out there. I can also turn out a bestseller in English for someone who has only the vaguest grip on the language.
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1. Your age, relationship status, and how long you've been on the site. 53, Widowed, been here since 2003 2. Your greatest personal asset. My eyes. 3. One thing you would change about yourself. My Body 4. Your most embarrassing sexual encounter. getting caught by my mother, 5. One 'odd' attribute you possess. I talk to myself, AND answer myself Cherry  Always remember......Pretty is skin deep, ugly attitude is to the bone.
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1. Your age, relationship status, and how long you've been on the site. - 54, single, 6 years 2. Your greatest personal asset. - stomach? 3. One thing you would change about yourself. - My feet 4. Your most embarrassing sexual encounter. - Farting during a bj..it never climaxed! 5. One 'odd' attribute you possess. - I collect LP records that I never play 
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1. Your age, relationship status, and how long you've been on the site. 41, Married, almost 2 years. 2. Your greatest personal asset. Humour and honesty. And I use the correct English spelling (British) 3. One thing you would change about yourself. My body 4. Your most embarrassing sexual encounter. Hubby and I got caught doing it in the pool where we were house sitting. 5. One 'odd' attribute you possess. I love conspiracy theories almost as much as I like riding my motorbike! I can play the keyboard, guitar, trumpet and recorder, but cannot sing a single note or keep a tune. Something interesting in my life: A surprise on my naked body this morning Come visit my blog to know what I get up to from time to time: [blog 4jasmine2]
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1. 39 and back in the saddle with marriage. i have been here about one month shy of our host here so 15 months. 2. greatest asset would be my mind. and my hands, very good hands as they say. 3. not a whole lot to change. really dig who i am, but could always use that giant porno hammer cock that seems to be so popular with the ladies. lol 4. Sexual encounter and i am being a good boy and investigating her genitals with my face and mouth when she passes gas. bit of a mood killer but we rolled through it. another time in university when i was jackhammering a lady and her head was jackhammering the wall i shared with a roomate. didnt think anything about it till after the orgasms. 5. i listen.
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1. Your age, relationship status, and how long you've been on the site. Despite what the profile says, I'm 51, and no, the birthday isn't in January, its in March. That being said, I don't feel 51! I'm divorced, and I've been on the site for abt two yrs, tho only blogging the last 6 months or so. 2. Your greatest personal asset. Sense of humor I think. If your talking physical, maybe the hair or.. dare I say it, the boobs. 3. One thing you would change about yourself. My legs. Long though they are, they really arent shaped all that nicely. 4. Your most embarrassing sexual encounter. Farting, during an especially "athletic" loving session. Luckily he had a sense of humor. 5. One 'odd' attribute you possess. I'm fascinated with the historical stories of people, locations and artifacts. Its all part of that whole looking for dead people thing. "You've seen my descent, Now watch my rising!" - Rumi Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are forged from it - Michele K.
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Lemme see... 1. I'm 48, married, and have been here for close to two years 2. My ability to listen 3. I'd love to have more patience and emotional maturity 4. In my early twenties, I went to an after bar party with a girl I was dating and really liked. We stripped down to our undies and went swimming in the pond. The really cold pond. You can probably guess the rest... 5. I have to say the word Wednesday in my head in order to spell it properly. Yeah, I just did it again, there.
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1. Your age, relationship status, and how long you've been on the site. 49 (fifty in November), GF (going on 4 1/2 years now), been here about a year and half (this time around) and blogging just over a year! 2. Your greatest personal asset. My legs! 3. One thing you would change about yourself. Hmmm... have to say my weight... and I'm working on that! 4. Your most embarrassing sexual encounter. Would have to say the time I lost an erection in the middle of a sexual encounter. 5. One 'odd' attribute you possess. Tough one... I can wiggle my ears! You can visit my blog here FreddiesFling!
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1. 46, single, 6yrs(off & on) 2. My eyes 3. duh, my whole body (except the size of my boobs) 4. many years ago during a make out session in a parked car, realized I hadn't closed my door completely and the interior light was on and everyone who was at the party could see us 5. I talk to myself, a lot- and I can touch my nose with my tongue .."...and then God created the orgasm, so women can moan even when they are happy"- Tantra 
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1. I'm 62 years old, Married for the second time(26 years)First time lasted a lucky 13 years. I entered this site a long time ago, forgot about it and reentered the site last year. 2.Biggest heart 3. My age--to many people on this site have an age limit which is younger than I am. 4. Can't think of anything embarassing 5. I can do wonders witrh my TONGUE on a woman 
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Well here you go, everyone gets to find out how boring I really am! 1. Your age, relationship status, and how long you've been on the site. 37, divorced, on and off for 6 years. 2. Your greatest personal asset. I like to think that I'm at least a little witty. 3. One thing you would change about yourself. Honestly, a couple fewer facial scars would be nice! 4. Your most embarrassing sexual encounter. Having my in-laws walk in on me and my now ex in an extremely graphic moment. Lt's just say doggie is not a good position to get caught in! 5. One 'odd' attribute you possess. I love a good conspiracy theory! Well there you have it, warts and all. Take it easy, guns are cold. Take it easy, guns are cold. 
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Yes it is a compliment. 1. Your age, relationship status, and how long you've been on the site. I'm 49 (50 next April); happily divorced for nearly eight years and currently single; been off-and-on the site fifteen years as of August 10th. 2. Your greatest personal asset. The Power of Compromise (which encompasses intuition, adaptability, and staying true to while still knowing how to negotiate one-on-one or with the masses) 3. One thing you would change about yourself. I wish I was more "bendy." 4. Your most embarrassing sexual encounter. Relationships and Farting Movie Quote Thursday Nostalgia -- FYI, the relationship is over. (or maybe the one with the sex toy I posted on your blog ... *hmmm* )5. One 'odd' attribute you possess. One physical ~ I'm ambidextrous. I can write backwards and forwards with both hands. I play sports with different "primary" hands. Though I'm pre-dominantly left-handed when it comes to writing, I switch it up sometimes just for the fun of it. One "metaphysical" ~ People's true selves always come out around me, whether those folks want them to do so or not -- whether I want them to do so or not. Nowadays I embrace this gift; it wasn't always easy to have it growing up. (But it surely cut out on the bulldookey.) This is my blog - [blog _Safira]. There are many like it, but this one is mine. RECOMMENDED READING: A F F The Only Site For Me
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I don't many of them either. There goes my day checking them out. 1. Your age, relationship status, and how long you've been on the site. 62 separated been on the site since 2008 2. Your greatest personal asset. My sense of humor 3. One thing you would change about yourself. Become more organized. 4. Your most embarrassing sexual encounter. getting caught have sex in the back of my van by my sister and brother in law. 5. One 'odd' attribute you possess. I perv a lot. This is not meant to offend any one in any way.     
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I wasn't planning on playing, because I find my life excruciatingly boring, but then I thought, why deprive GR of the inevitable nap that will surely folloe after readingbthis? Lol 1. Your age, relationship status, and how long you've been on the site. I'm 44, single, and according to the site monkeys I've been here since '03. 2. Your greatest personal asset. My optimism. Even when I'm sad about something, I actually do wake up almost every morning excited at the possibilities that the day holds. It is rare that I don't look out the window from my bed, smile, and think that today something GOOD will happen. One of these days I'll be right! 3. One thing you would change about yourself. I wish I could overcome my immense fear of rejection and abandonment. 4. Your most embarrassing sexual encounter. I was 18, and having my first "sleepover" at my boyfriend's place. He was very "vigorous", and well, I get wetter than Niagara Falls. We fell asleep and the bed was one big wet spot. The next morning I woke up and discovered I had apparently gotten my period in the middle of the sex fest. We had been sleeping in blood all night.. Past the gross-out factor, it ruined his sheets and oh, the scrubbing of the mattress that was required! Lesson learned - always keep the light on! 5. One 'odd' attribute you possess. I'm pretty sure it isn't odd, but it may be unusual. I am actually friends (albeit it distant ones with a couple) with every "boyfriend" I have ever had. Except one. Not every lover, but every boyfriend. 2022... it HAS be better, right?!
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1. I'm 64...my birth date on my profile is the truth. Widowed. On the site 4 years...blogging for over 2. 2. Loyalty. 3. Lack of self confidence. 4. Not telling. 5. When I'm asleep I talk...and will answer questions truthfully! ~~Anais Nin~~
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