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Blogs > gottaring > Out of the Mouth of a Babe...

Geese, Gander and My Big Mouth  

gottaring 52F
10306 posts
9/20/2012 10:33 am
Geese, Gander and My Big Mouth
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ABBC12356 41M
2268 posts
4/14/2016 7:22 am

 GOOD


FMAOPLS 70F
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27112 posts
9/21/2012 5:23 pm

 If you could choose any career, and NOTHING was holding you back from pursuing your dream - what would it be?
Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.


gottaring replies on 9/23/2012 1:27 pm:
I think I'd want to be a lawyer. I've always loved the law and I actually thought about going to law school now that the kids are older .

looking4sexandu2 53M
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9/21/2012 12:36 pm

 Ok its the end of days. (go with me on this, i saw other people use so I am too) You are given the opportunity to pick four men from throughout all of recorded human history to make love to one after the other. what men do you choose and in what order do you have sex with them?

P.S. bonus points for picking me! lol

I hope that getts your mental motor running.

Till Then.


gottaring replies on 9/23/2012 1:28 pm:
This one is going to take some thought...I'm calling a 'Time Out' and coming back to this .

missingu2012 74M
3135 posts
9/21/2012 11:13 am

 gottaring replies on 9/21/2012 9:42 am:
Whether 'truth' or 'fiction', the degree of 'lameness' to either statement is wholly in the mind of the recipient, isn't it?

To one man, 'I love you could be perceived as a gift. To another, it's a red flag.

But the word 'ginormous' in conjunction with 'penis'? Yeah, that's lame no matter how you slice it, lol

ummmmm..... you just gave me the willie nillies....

using the words "penis" and "sliced" in the same sentence, Ms Lorena B? I've heard of being "cut-off' for a while, but.....


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
9/21/2012 11:01 am

 gottaring replies on 9/20/2012 6:04 pm:
Screw that red-coated cookie thief! Who else gets a free pass for what amounts to 'breaking and entering'. No one, that's who. I haven't spoken to that jolly fat bastard since he gave me the herp back in '92.

'Gift that keeps on giving', MY ASS!

Think this is FICTION because I believe you luv the jolly fat man's presents. There always is forepla... oops foregiveness!


gottaring replies on 9/21/2012 11:28 am:
Well, since you read my post from this morning, you know that I always enjoy the gifts given by very own jolly big guy .

rm_bella_ 54F
4029 posts
9/21/2012 9:15 am

 I wanted to drop by and say hi! Thanks for visiting my blog!


gottaring replies on 9/21/2012 9:38 am:
Back 'atcha, Bella! Thanks for stopping by!

gunner4440 49M
2657 posts
9/21/2012 7:44 am

 "I'd rather do deep knee bends while straddling a blue spruce" LMAO! Now there is a mental picture that can stick with a guy! Along with "shave the top of a hairy coconut and add earrings". Thank you for giving me a reason to kill those braincells and all the others that might have been in the vicinity!
As for a question, I'm either really unoriginal or really bad at this because I can't think of a personal one to ask, so here is something close to my heart that I'm curious about. What sauce would you serve poached chicken with? Stop freaking laughing everyone, I'm serious!
Take it easy, guns are cold.
Take it easy, guns are cold.


gottaring replies on 9/21/2012 8:01 am:
First of all, I never poach chicken. Why? Because schmaltz is a pan sauce's best friend. But if forced to draw a chicken a bath, I guess I'd create a faux beurre blanc with butter, white wine, rosemary and a hint of roasted garlic. .

Diogenes5959 64M

9/21/2012 7:13 am

 OK, what's your problem with bald? And what do you think is your best feature (not counting the obvious above the neck beauty)?


gottaring replies on 9/21/2012 7:53 am:
I don't have a problem with other people's baldness- only my own.

My best physical feature not located above the neck? My ankles. I have awesome ankles.

citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
9/21/2012 7:11 am

 You're a big fan of Annie Lennox. Have you ever been to one of her concerts?


gottaring replies on 9/21/2012 7:48 am:
I have had the pleasure of seeing Annie Lennox in concert and she is amazing! Very simple, elegant and powerful . If you haven't heard her rendition of Bob Marley's 'Waiting in Vain', you haven't lived.

travellerabc123 54M  
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3989 posts
9/21/2012 6:00 am

 What's with all the rending of garments and self pity?

I haven't seen a bad pic of you yet.

You are extremely attractive and have a great smile.

Enough of the "I'm not good enough crap", OK?
Embrace the suck


gottaring replies on 9/21/2012 7:51 am:
Aw, Sweetie...thank you, but believe me, I'm well aware that I am more than 'good enough'. I'm just going through a rough patch because I made a stupid decision and it temporarily backfired on me.

Part of the reason I'm making this situation so obvious is because I've been chatting with a few dudes and I want them to recognize that I look a little different right now. Plus it helps with any new guys who might be inclined to hit me up- they need to know what's going on before contacting me.

But thanks for the vote of confidence .

missingu2012 74M
3135 posts
9/21/2012 1:32 am

 gottaring replies on 9/20/2012 9:18 pm:
What's the lamest thing I've ever said to a man to bolster his ego?

'Sure your penis is huge! Never seen anything like it in my life! No, no...I'm not tight. It's YOU! Your ginormous!'

Or maybe, 'I love you'.

You pick

Hmmm...seems I got a double dose. A truth AND a fiction (I hope).


gottaring replies on 9/21/2012 9:42 am:
Whether 'truth' or 'fiction', the degree of 'lameness' to either statement is wholly in the mind of the recipient, isn't it?

To one man, 'I love you could be perceived as a gift. To another, it's a red flag.

But the word 'ginormous' in conjunction with 'penis'? Yeah, that's lame no matter how you slice it, lol.

SuperNovaMarvel 47M
3464 posts
9/20/2012 10:55 pm

 No worries on this end my dear. Sometimes you just make the game, not play it. I'm not gonna bug ya for anything. I just consider it like teacher/student. You don't expect the teacher to do the assignment as well. It's just a fact of life.
Besides, I'm having writers block on my dare anyway. Don't worry, I will post it. Just might need an extra day or two
"I exist as I am, that is enough." - Walt Whitman


gottaring replies on 9/21/2012 9:44 am:
If I'm your teacher, you need to re-evaluate your goals, lol. I can teach you to make a kickass Coq au Vin, but for anything else, l recommend Google or Craig's List .

MyNameIsKay 62F  
11887 posts
9/20/2012 9:40 pm

 Does your husband know you are on this site? I'm a bit curious about the married participants...some have "permission," and some don't.
Swim...Bike...Done


gottaring replies on 9/21/2012 5:30 am:
My husband DOES know that I am on this site. I discussed it with him even before I became a member. I don't hide anything from him and I refuse to lie to him- it'd be impossible to maintain my blog the way I do while attempting to keep it a secret. Plus, I hosted a blogger bash and have had bloggers in my home (in a friendly capacity only)...how on earth could I explain those?

I am a really, really scatterbrained person- that's the God's honest truth. And yeah, I love my husband and stand by certain tenets of marriage like honesty and trust. But the bottom line is that I am too damn dumb to keep up with a lie, so I would just rather tell the truth.

If he had said, 'No' when we discussed it, I wouldn't be here. If he asks me to give it up for ANY reason, I'm outta here. That's just the way I roll .

missingu2012 74M
3135 posts
9/20/2012 9:02 pm

 I think you've got a cute ass, even if it is bald! Wait! I mean....

(ok...open mouth and insert foot)

On to truth or fiction : What's the dumbest/lamest thing you've ever said to bolster a man's ego?

(sorry if this appears twice... my first one disappeared, I think).


gottaring replies on 9/20/2012 9:18 pm:
What's the lamest thing I've ever said to a man to bolster his ego?

'Sure your penis is huge! Never seen anything like it in my life! No, no...I'm not tight. It YOU! Your ginormous!'

Or maybe, 'I love you'.

You pick.

w00f 49F
1087 posts
9/20/2012 7:30 pm

 Oooh I like this one. OK, what is the worst thing that came out your mouth when having sex? (I mean word vomit lol!)


gottaring replies on 9/20/2012 8:19 pm:
I think it was something along the lines of, 'Are you in yet?'.

GimmeAThrill 55M  
24635 posts
9/20/2012 6:43 pm

 Still playing evasion, eh??
Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.


gottaring replies on 9/20/2012 6:51 pm:
...Sez the man who never blogs unless his cat dies .

I'm not being evasive...I'm just being realistic.

mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
9/20/2012 6:09 pm

 LOL I know you not have a bald head. I have seen your pics
This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








gottaring replies on 9/21/2012 8:02 am:
What is real and what I choose to reveal are two different things, my friend .

EnchantedViolet 59F
2795 posts
9/20/2012 5:48 pm

 What was your husband-to-be doing at the very moment you knew that you wanted to marry him?
EnchantedViolet... the Garden is in bloom again
Thou Shalt Not Fuck Thy Neighbor


gottaring replies on 9/20/2012 5:54 pm:
He was sleeping. And snoring. And hogging the blankets. And I realized that I wanted to feel him breathing next to me for the rest of my life because despite the my cold toes and his freight train snoring, I was sleeping better than I ever had. I felt safe .

lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
9/20/2012 5:00 pm

 If Santa were to come to this site for a visit, would you divulge what you REALLY want "most" for Christmas??


gottaring replies on 9/20/2012 6:04 pm:
Screw that red-coated cookie thief! Who else gets a free pass for what amounts to 'breaking and entering'. No one, that's who. I haven't spoken to that jolly fat bastard since he gave me the herp back in '92.

'Gift that keeps on giving', MY ASS!

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