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A Perfect Profile
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A Perfect Profile On the heels of my last post about having 'An Affair to Remember', I got to thinking about what part I might play in making that particular wish come true. How many times have we seen the words, 'In order to find the right person, you've got to BE the right person!' I think GoodLoyalDog used that phrase (perhaps he coined it?) and he's written many (very astute) posts directed at How to Be the Right Person...a veritable Instruction Manual, if you will. But I think I'm pretty close to being the type of woman who will attract the type of man I want. Did that make sense? I feel like I'm writing script for Dr. Phil, lol. It took me almost 40 years to FINALLY reach a stage where I'm comfortable in my sexuality and confident in myself...why isn't there a box I can click for that? Breast size: A. Petite but Perky B. A Modest Handful C. Bring on the crane and backloader Diameter and Depth of Cervix: A. Keyhole B. Mayonnaise Jar C. Bring depth charges and flood lights Level of Comfort with Your Body: A. I've never seen my vagina B. We've shook hands, but never spoken intimately C. She's my BFF Stage of Sexuality: A. Only if it'll get him to love me B. I can take it or leave it C. 'Sexual Peak' is my middle name Level of Sexual Confidence A. Lights off, missionary style and keep your mouth where I can see it B. I'll try anything once, twice if its your birthday C. Bring it, or I will Willingness to Please Your Partner: A. Your penis, your problem B. We're in this together, Baby! C. Bring a sponge and your Advance Directives. Yes, I'm a Notary. Willingness to Guide/Instruct Your Partner: A. Gollum got more assistance finding the Precious B. You show me yours, I'll show you mine C. Orientation starts in ten minutes. Bring snacks. My Last Post-Coital Experience Ended With: A. PTSD, Hysterical Blindness and Temporary Retrograde Amnesia B. Flowers and candy C. A ticker tape parade and my name tattooed on his ass Instead, they want us to tell men about our hair color and hobbies- as if they really give a shit about that?! Tell me if I'm wrong, but I think part of what makes a sexual experience worthy of remembrance is the ability of BOTH parties to appreciate and enthusiastically participate in what's going on. So maybe the dudes whom I formerly disparaged for being 'willing to eat pussy all night long' and the ones who brag that 'I won't be disappointed', are actually telling me that they too are self-actualized lovers. Granted, there are better ways to phrase it...but should I really be concerned with what's coming OUT of your mouth, lol? When it comes to sex, I need a STRONG connection. Otherwise, the page just keeps buffering and takes FOREVER to load... |
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I think the site has EVERYONE askewed saying a "Garuntee" to get laid in 3 MONTHS, blah blah! I've been a standard member because I don't believe ANY sites. THAT being said: We all put ourselves "out here", hoping, wanting to feel alittle something from maybe another one's perspective of yourself. 
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The dynamics of this site have always left me with the question "Why do we spend so much time analyzing and so little time experiencing?" I have had some unbelievably wonderful experiences with women where we sensed a little something interesting in each other and just took a chance to explore if there was more there. Some were wonderful dinners, some became lasting platonic friendships, and a couple became life changing relationships filled with passion. Paralysis by analysis seems to too often get in the way of the beautiful experience of getting to know a new friend.
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Good thing for me, I'm totally fantastic and have no insecurities or body image issues. Man, it's so cool being a sexual icon. karlbloggerfeld - Dry-humping your legs since 2007.
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under hobby i would put "writing wonderfully witty profiles and crushing weaker mens spirits." but you know that is just the kinda guy i am. I as one of the members of the wee willy club just have to say that cervix depth is intimidating. there isnt a chance in hell i will bottom out anytime soon.
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The delivery is as important as the message
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'In order to find the right person, you've got to BE the right person!' Too many people are looking for that right person, when indeed they should be looking to become the right person. And just when the heck is that? How do you know you've become the right person? Ah, the million dollar question! "Build it, and they will come." Btw- My precious thinks you're precious.  Thoughts from the Garden...
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Pick too many A's and/or B's and all you end up with is: Abby, Abbynormal!!!! Always have loved that movie!!!! LMAO!!!! xo
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I think you said it well You get a A+++ in your assignment.This is not meant to offend any one in any way.     
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Gee .... haven't heard from GLD in a long time. Did he finally bug out completely? AB No Bozos
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You've got to be the person to attract the person you want. Period. It makes perfect sense because it's true. Now here's the kicker: if you keep attracting people who make you make this face:  o who "do you wrong' or who don't appreciate you or... you get the ideaWhat part of you are you showing?
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