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I have done this thankfully was only to my alarm clock but definitely a wild way to wake up. Don't compromise yourself! You are all you've got!
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Whoops!! I must admit I did laugh hard when I read this(well you would)but I can imagine the embarrassment you're going through. Oh well the next conversation with your daughter should be an interesting one.
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As soon as I saw the`the blue tooth speaker I knew right where you were going!I am wyyyylaaaannnnaaaa!!Might of worked! Using more than all the road!
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 Oh my... I totally feel for you.
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I don't know how, but I think it is all Bonerdonor's fault! Even if it isn't, blame him anyway!  That is way too funny of a story for you to ever be embarrassed about I'm thinking your daughter's boyfriend was having a very good day... lol...
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Good morning. Yikes!! Quite the faux pas. 
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Very tough break Bunnicus  At least you can probably be certain your daughter is a horny pervert too, as such things are hereditary. I'm sure she's rubbed a few out to porn in her comparitavey shorter existence. I have a far more mortifying story I could tell you should you need a morale boost.  All are welcome to an audience with The Magnificent One oldirtybacchus
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Comparatively! Fucking autocorrect. All are welcome to an audience with The Magnificent One oldirtybacchus
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Nice... were there just moans, or dirty talk too? Thoughts from the Garden...
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PORN, bringing families closer together!!
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Adorable my lady !! P
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Your Welcome! Sincerely, The Committee (we don't meet for another few weeks, but the T shirt is on the agenda) Embrace the suck
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I struggled to find much sympathy for this as I basically just zoned in on the part where you mentioned rubbing one out, and, well, i stayed in my happy place! You could always try to convince them that it came from some seedy Serge Gansbourg outtakes!
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omg...please...next time...publicly broadcast to your neighbor...let's see how fast the police and rescue, and Lord knows, what else would be at the door... and i would friggin denied it...and just blamed that on the daughter and BF...yah...i would...because i am the mother...
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Meh, who among us hasn't done just that? Well, not exactly just that...
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This is great, I say own it! Borntobeefree72?* Know what you want, ask for it! The pleasure is worth it.
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Oh, I can completely understand that happening, since I myself have been startled when super loud moans and screams come blasting out of my bluetooth speaker. But at least no one else was in the house at the time...whew.  
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"Oww Oww! Ahhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhh Ohhh Gooo.....!"
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Oh Buni... I'm laughing with you because it so sounds like something I would do!!! I feel your pain!  You can visit my blog here FreddiesFling!
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pmsl, brilliant! thanks for sharing 
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im pretty sure she was screaming fuck my tight ass when I woke up Don't compromise yourself! You are all you've got!
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Roll On, Big Mama...in my pants. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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LMFAO That is PRICELESS! I happen to have a pair of wireless headphones, not bluetooth, old school 900Mhz ones...and....it happens to be very close to the frequency of cordless phones  I've picked up my neighbour's telephone calls on them from time to time...I often wonder if she can hear the porn at her end lmfao "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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ROFL!!! A fantastic facepalm moment indeed! Your husband should've sent the daughter to the neighbors and joined you upstairs
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And yet they did not leave, or turn it down. I am thinking they were not surprised. If mom is still living life its all good. Its not as if it was home made porn, now that would have been embarrassing.
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You really have a great way of expressing yourself!
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Oh that is gooooooood
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well, you are human after all....albeit an embarrassed one! I wonder what are you going to say to your daughter? “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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Buni!! How the fuck did I miss this before, and why did I read it when I sort of had to pee? Maybe I need to rethink my stance on incontinence products. I mean, "pee happens". Ok, I'm just kidding about the pee thing. Probably.  2022... it HAS be better, right?!
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Wow...Very funny story...I hope it all worked out ok for u.
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And this would be where Dad would take the boyfriend aside and make some serious eye contact........explaining that he didn't hear anything and shouldn't get any ideas, right? lol
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No worries. It is okay. Wait till the Samsung Connect works so well that the porn from your Handphone will be shown in the living room 52" LED HD television in the presence of older family members. That's technology to you. Fun and Pleasure in Sunny Side Singapore. Come visit my blog and let's chat and explore.
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Shit happens. Whatch gonna do now but laugh at it.
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OMFG That's horribly hilarious! Just what kind of porn are we talking about? Were there barn-yard noises being emitted? Or was it just a run-of-the-mill Hank Horse of a Hose vs Small Sally's Snatch? I said it in another blog recently, damn chicks are rubbing one out more than I am anymore, I wonder WTF is up with that? Greater Than The Sum Of My Constituent Parts!
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Rofl ! It happens to the best of us
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Shit happens I bet your daughter is just as embarrass as you LOL
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It happens of course when the wrong person hears it. Did they know what they were hearing..... probably yes. Oh well so what. Move on.
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I LIKE paperone27
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So this is an older post, and I apologize if I am bringing back such a traumatic memory he he he...but please know that despite it not having happened to me, or oven being a past event, I just felt a pinch in my heart and a mild beginning of anxiety after reading of your misfortune!!! LOL. I.would.have.died.three.times. Thanks for sharing, poor you!
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