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Blogs > rm_travelguyoh > From Me To Infinity

A Late Night Funny  

rm_travelguyoh 63M
7254 posts
9/12/2014 8:50 pm

Last Read:
9/26/2014 5:42 pm
A Late Night Funny

OLDER EMPLOYEES NOTICE:

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put all workers 50 years of age and above on early mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment of the younger workforce… This scheme will be known as R*PE (Retire Aged People Early). All persons selected to be R*PED can then apply to Congress to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination)… Persons who have been R*PED and SHAFTED will then be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers)… To further clarify the programs, A person may be R*PED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Congress deems appropriate… All persons who have been R*PED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouses) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance)… By order of the President, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Congress under the Hope & Change provision… Persons who are not R*PED and are staying on the program will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible… Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give out to the citizens… Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been specially trained to give you all the SHIT you can possibly handle…

Sincerely

The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)


some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
9/18/2014 5:44 pm
    Quoting  :
you are most welcome... It's nice to see you for a visit
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
9/14/2014 2:21 am
    Quoting  :
it does give you something to think about
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
9/13/2014 10:02 am
    Quoting  :
thank you...
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
9/13/2014 10:00 am
    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Good one Travel.. hugssssssss V
I had to get creative on a couple of the words so I could post it, but I saw some warped humor in it
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
9/13/2014 7:48 am

 Good one Travel.. hugssssssss V
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