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Johnny B Good
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Johnny B Good
 Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's , call me young gun.    |
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I knew this would get a reaction from you! You're so predictable. You're right about one thing, I will go on, but in another capacity that you will have no knowledge or awareness. I realized that denying you this prevlidge would be the equivalent to kicking you in the nuts! That's why I'm doing it! LOL! Go on with your empty pathetic lives, because for you, the Lizard King exists no more.     Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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LOL! You're jealousy knows no bounds, does it? Do you ever wonder why your fiancee is with you, and not with me? I mean did you ever really think about it? I have a better disposition, technically anyway, and would be a much better suited as a candidate for marriage. The problem is, of course, her background and the long term abuse she's been made to endure for so long. She's developed a host of paranoia's and irrational fears and it's skewered her ideas and values. She's not interested in being involved with a man in her life. Or someone on an equal level in a partnership. That's why she has these alternative situations with fat bull dykes and little boys. If you're not a dyke, then you're the little boy! Just look at your behavior here with me, this entire time. You behave like a spoiled child that can't get his way. I understand this, even if you don't. That's why I'm denying you your fix, of clinging onto my work. You're always going on about how bad my playing is, well, in the last video of mine you're ever going to see, I'm doing just that, playing poorly. Mainly because I was drunk and just don't give a fuck, but I had fun!   After my trip to florida, it was obvious she wanted to take a vacation like that too! You want to know why neither of you have uploaded pictures of your own cool trip? Because she would never expect you to do something like that for her and her family. Because she views you as a little boy! If you were a man, she wouldn't have had to even ask you, because you would have just taken her on a trip somewhere and that would have been it. But, she doesn't want anyone in her life with that kind of power or authority! She doesn't want someone to take control of things and do what's necessary and should be done. That's why she's with you! And a couple of bull dykes too. Now, I'm leaving, I'm taking my marbles and going home. You can sit here and simmer and whine and cry, just like the little boy you truly are. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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And you're a chrome dome dimwit with a small penis who's been enabling a very disturbed woman as a result of a lifetime of abusive relationships, for the past few years in a bogus engagement. But you don't see me making a big deal about it, or creating numerous blogs and posts just to critize her for it all the freaking time? Because, it's none of my business how she conducts her own personal affairs. I don't like most of it, but other then voicing my opinion now and then, that's the extent of my part. This is America, you be engaged to a dink three thousand miles away for years and fucking years, while you spend all of you time letting fat bull dykes sit on your face! That's what makes this country great! You would know that if you weren't such a fucking communist And before you start protesting about false accusations. You're in a " poly amorous " relationship, correct? That means multiple partners, in a collective or social commune. So, people who engage in communal lifestyles are, it so, facto, communists.    Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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LOL! You just clicked on my channel and checked out my lastest magnum opus! I purposely didn't view it, after I uploaded it, because I wanted to see how quickly you would scurry on over there to view it. It took you just a couple of hours until you watched it. You sure do show a lot of enthusiasm for the work of someone you claim " can't play " don't you? I think you're conflicted in your feelings for my musical abilities?  Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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So, Kelly...............The farmers have been locking their cows in the barn at night again, seriously impeding your social life it seems. I guess that explains why you have the time to stop by and visit me, huh?! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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And as for Jay, oh don't worry I've been giving your behavior quite a bit of thought. I've always maintained, and I still do, that your concern of me, is not what I might do, in relation to your fiancée, but what her true intentions are towards me! Otherwise, why would you even care about me, at this point? You obviously have known something, all along, in this matter, and that's why you act like you do towards me. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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So.............................The farmers have locked their livestock up in the barns real tight lately, haven't they? So you can't go around trying to inseminate them like you usually try to do! Oh, so this is the first time you've logged in all year? I call bullshit on that because I see your monkey ass all over my muse's and her transvestite fiancee's blogs all the freaking time. Talk about being a bad liar! The fact that you keep citing my gonzo life style and ultra cool demeanor, just shows how jealous and focused you are on those aspects of me! And as for tweedle dumber!  Because I know he skulks around after you around here all the freaking time too! What else does he have to do with himself? I noticed his fiancée, my muse has adopted a shades and gold necklace look for her profile pictures on other sites? Hmmmmmm?! Where have I seen that combination before? No, don't tell me, I'll remember where I've noticed that particular cool look before? It will come to me eventually. Well at least she shows good taste trying to emulate me, instead of her no class boyfriend. I guess she didn't feel the bitter scowl and a frito bandido hat wouldn't make a better fashion statement. LOL! Oh, you guys are so easy! And as for my music abilities? When someone else besides you two jealous assholes critize me for anything, then I might give it some credence. I told you long ago, I don't give a shit what anyone thinks about my playing. Apparently, it's good enough to get me paid and laid! That's the only thing that matters to me. Besides, when was the last time you went into a bar and some hot blonde tells you how beautiful you are and practically fucks you because of your musical achievements?! Hmmmmm!? Let me guess? Huh, never! Righ!? Later stress monkey. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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I don't think she's in love with me. Only because I don't think she has the capacity to love anyone, other then her own children, that's it. You can't grow up with her background and still possess anything close to normal feelings and ideas in her relationships with other people. She does, however, still possess some sort of fascination with me. What intentions she has, in that area towards me, only she knows for certain. You'll have to ask her about that stuff if you really want to know? That, and the fact that her fiancee still views me as some sort of threat or competition to their relationship, leads me to believe she still has some interest in me. Will you listen to yourself? First I was threat to single women and their children. After she asked me personally to cease and desist from referencing her or using her images any longer in my work. I agreed to her request and took away your core issue for why I'm such a threat to her and all the other women in the world. Now it seems the issue is, I can't play the guitar and I murder other peoples music with my renditions. But, I've already stated, I'm not doing any more videos, nor am I writing anymore posts. So, now, the issue is my delusional life I relate here, with pictures and times dates and places. Incidentally, for someone who's making shit up all the time, I sure do provide a lot of evidence and proof for my, so called, deceptions? But, as I've already stated, I'm no longer writing about my life here any longer. So what the fuck is your problem with me, buddy?! You don't know what you're talking about even when you're trying to berate me for it.  And as for her fiancee, and all the so called " help " he's been to her all this time. That may be true, but why is she still writing posts on her blog complaining about how hard her life still is, and struggling with things like the laundry? I would have thought that he would have taken better care of her in that area? I guess I was mistaken? And why is she always writing about how sad she is about everything? I would have thought, with her fiancee in her life, she would feel a lot better about her circumstances. I must be mistaken there too? If he's such a wonderful asset to her life and great assistance? What would her life be like if he wasn't helping her, that's what I want to know? And finally, about my guitar playing. Ordinarily, I wouldn't even bother addressing your stupidity. But, since it's one of my favorite subjects and I love to talk about it so much, I'll respond to it. Well, in real life, when I run into someone who doesn't know me, and they inquire about my music playing ability, and I tell them I play the guitar? Believe it or not, they don't automatically go ape shit and start doing naked cart wheels down the middle of the street with a flaming traffic flare stuck half way up their ass! Not everyone is like you and Jay, you know. No, they're usually very casual or unimpressed by it. The reason for that is, because of guys like the two of you! Yeah, you know what I mean! Most guys know how to play a few things on the guitar, like a riff or a couple of chords of some well known song or something. I still run into them all the time. They want to impress me with their prowess on the six string and they break out their " electric guitar " they usually don't even have a case for it. And proceed to show me how it's done, playing very poorly or very well for the few things they know. Everybody knows someone like that, and has endured that type of performance. LOL! Because it's so prevalent, when someone asks me if I can play, they automatically get that picture in their mind of some lame ass player who can barely play a song. So, if they're fortunate enough to actually have an audience for my playing, lately since I've had the videos it's been more frequent and common, and they witness first hand my demonic virtuoso performances, they freak the fuck out? Recently, I've been in the presence of people who've known me for years, but have never heard me play. And I'm standing next to them while they're watching one of my videos on my Ipad. Then they look at me, with a stunned expression, like they realized I'm from mars or something, and they say, " OMG! Dude, you're really good! I had no idea you could play the guitar like that "?! LOL! So much for how bad I suck on the guitar, huh?! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Miss me already, eh Kelly? Impotent pathetic loser? The hell you say. I wasn't going to mention this, because I know it would be a major concern to certain parties involved here. But...................um.............................I was surfing around face book the other day, and I came upon Tim's face book page! I wasn't even looking for it specifically, I noticed he was friended by someone else so I clicked on it and there he was. He's still doing the same shit he was doing when he was hanging around here. What I don't understand about your perceptions of him? Everything he ever talked about on his blog, is completely evident on his face book page. Most of the pictures he posted are the same ones he used to show on his blog. So I don't understand why you think he was making everything up? But then again you don't believe anything I say either, so it must be a personality defect on your part, I suppose. One interesting thing I noticed, the recent pictures he's posted of himself. He's no longer looks all pumped up, or muscular as he once did. I guess he stopped taking those muscle steroids and reduced his physique back to normal size? I wrote on my vacation post that I ran into a guy at the beach bar one night, who resembled Tim, but his body wasn't as built up as Tim used to look on here. Little did I know, that's exactly how he actually does look now! LOL! But no, the guy I ran into that night wasn't Tim, but he was a lot like him. Maybe his type his very prevalent down there? Anyway, I didn't know he was that accessible and easy to contact when I implied to my muse that the two of us would show up on her door! That would have been funny as shit, just to see the expression on her face when she answered the door and saw the two of us standing there! You talk about a stressful situation, I doubt it gets much worse then that? LOL! And then I realized how easy it would have been for me to arrange, was even more shocking! What I would have done, is, not travel to Florida and implore him to take a trip with me to Sacramento to meet our mutual acquaintance. It's obvious he would never agree to that. instead, I would have told him that I had a ticket, waiting for him at the airport, when he arrived in California, I'd have a car waiting for him to take him to an address. I'd meet him there when he arrived and pay him an agreed upon fee, for his trouble, at that time. He might not realize he was traveling there to meet her either, until I knocked on the door and she answered it. What a surprise for everyone! Now on one level, if I could have pulled that off, I would have brought the three of us together, however briefly, finally! I wrote on my old blog, how the three of us were similar, and uniquely damaged, in certain ways! Life, hasn't been kind to us. But, I would have finally completed the circle! I'm a romantic at heart, so I like to think in those terms. But, unfortunately, the reality would be a disaster! I don't know what would have actually happened when the two of them and me were standing there and realized what was happening? Probably all hell would break loose!LOL! But, that didn't happen because fortunately, my muse used her woman's intuition, for once, and broke her silence and finally confronted me about it, and implored me to back off. If she had done what she normally does, and just ignored me, the situation would have evolved and manifested into a disaster. Largely at my behest. Sometimes, you just can't ignore shit, because it grows and grows and then finally blows up in your face! That might have happened here? I could have taken the attitude, well, she brought it on herself. She was on the phone talking dirty to both of us, thinking she'd never have to actually answer for it. Boy, did she misjudge me, and the situation! LOL! As for her fiancee, I don't know, maybe they're living together now and he would have been there too, when we arrived? Hey, he said he wanted to beat the shit out both of us, well, here would be his chance! Even I want to see that! It would be worth the trouble and expense just see him broken and bleeding on the ground! Then his fiancee would probably say something to him like, " What, you can't take an ass whupping, bitch "?! LOL! Then, I'd take her and Tim out for drinks at a local strip club, the first lap dance is on me! Ordinarily, I would never take a woman to a strip club with the guys, but, she likes women too, and probably most of her friends work there, so...... Oh, we'll, that's just a projection of what might have happened, had things developed differently? Or maybe, it's a description of what is to come? Oh, look at the time, my flight is leaving soon! Laterz!:- hWell I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Please stop!  Hey, I don't think it's good for my heart to strain it with so much laughter and merriment such as this drivel you create. I logged on at an Internet cafe and I started cracking up and laughing so hard, people thought I was having a seizure or something. I had re-assure them by telling them," No, I'm just reading Kelly's buffoon Bozo horse shit again "! Oh where do I start? How can I tell the difference between the posts you write, and the ones that Jay writes? Ummmm? That is a tough one, but I usually can tell by the trace evidence you leave of your individual neurosis's. Your style is like a hysterical, paranoid, totally obsessed with me, drama Queen! And Jay is a jealous, clueless imbecile. I think that's a very apt distinction for your various writing style. Oh you're still going on with your jealousy over the fact that Tim seemed to favor me over you. If I recall correctly, he threw you under a bus and stopped associating with your crazy paranoid drama queen ass at one point. He never stopped talking to me or sharing information and private emails. That little detail still sticks in your crawl and bothers you to this day, doesn't it? LOL! If anything, I think you're the one who's in love with him, and you're equally obsessed with me, now that he's gone! Here you are, still going on about how I'm harassing my muse! Hey, I told you I knew you would still do that, long after the fact I have absolutely no connection or affiliation with her. You just can't let go can you? You're addicted to the idea, that I'm some sort of concern to her, and only you can stop me. Talk about being delusional and living in a fantasy world? As long as I don't use her name or images in my work, I can talk about anything I want. It upsets you, because you no longer have an issue to use as an excuse to blame me. If I was planning something, like visiting one of you mofo's or bring the wrath of God down on someone from here? You wouldn't know about it until after the fact. For instance, you never knew about any of my previous activities until I had already done them. I doubt I'm going to start changing now? How many times do I have to point this out? For someone who is such a pathetic and delusional loser as you constantly imply I am? Why is it you feel the need to take time out of your busy life, to address as lowly insignificant nothing, such as myself so often? I mean don't you have something better to do in your so called busy, wonderful LIFE?! Finally! Oh you're now working towards a career associated with law enforcement? Yes, I agree, you will make an excellent mall security guard! Wasn't that a movie a few years ago? They should revive it and call it " Kelly B. Mall Cop "! I'm sure you're really intimidating to the stoners and slackers that ride their skate boards on the sidewalk with your tiny can of mace? Okay, I'm sure you have to go out and cruise around looking for stray livestock that's wandered off, and then inseminate them! Laterz Bozo!Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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It's spelled "Gi " dumbass! But you wouldn't know that, having never been associated with the martial arts. And NO! Watching every episode of " Walker Texas Ranger " does not make you a martial arts expert. By the way, my senior instructor or sensei, knew Chuck Norris and used to compete with him in the tournament circuit back when he was still doing that sort of thing. He told me that when Chuck used to try and use that flying spinning back kick or round house you see him use on the television show all the time, he would get his butt kicked! That stuff is only for show on tv, it doesn't work that well in the real world. But, you wouldn't know that either because you derive all your information from comic books and fantasies. Anyway, you've convinced me that I'm making the right decision for leaving here. Look at you, you're all nervous and terrified at the prospect that I'll really be leaving here for good! I may have one more post in me though. This one involves my muse, of course and will point out an inconvenient truth, that will probably piss all of you off, again. That's why I'm thinking of writing it! Oh, so you think I'm delusional and live in a fantasy world and I'm a big joke huh? Well, like I told you, I'm an accredited professional, three times over, in music, business, and the martial arts! Two of those vocations I'm a bonafied star! I had to come out of the closet at least a little bit to accomplish that stuff, you know. What have you and your dickless friend ever accomplished besides switching hands while masturbating without missing a stroke. You look forward to the day you run my picture? I didn't know mall security guards could make arrests of people living in another state? And besides, what are you going to charge me with, being too cool without a license?! I knew taking away your core issue, of being a threat to my muse would drive you batshit crazy! And I was right, again! You wish I would visit your blog every day! Both you and numbnuts have created numerous blogs solely to me! What's that about?! Are you a little obsessed or something? Don't you have enough to contend with in your own sad pathetic life? I saw they finally identified the serial cow inseminator who's been terrorizing the livestock in your area since you've been living there. A farmer tied a cow to a tree and set up a camera. It managed to take a picture of someone that resembles you, standing behind the cow with you pants around your ankles! No wonder Justin has posted on his face book page that he's an orphan. Later comic book fan!Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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LOL! You're so easy! Three comments just to respond to me? I'm flattered! By the way, I forgot to mention, I realized yesterday, by your response, that I had damaged and hurt your ego and pride, by mentioning how Tim threw you under a bus but he still always favored me. That's a real painful and sore subject with you isn't it? I'm glad I was able to still kick you in the nuts, even if it's only through this medium. LOL! About my accomplishments. Unless you're a professionally trained fighter or musician or possess a natural ability. It's very difficult for an average person to study and work towards becoming those things. It requires a lot of time effort and dedication! And even if you have the time and means to work towards that goal, there is still no guarantee that you will succeed. I've seen first hand, other people, more talented and naturally gifted, fail or never achieve their goals, because of lack of character or strength. In both fields of study, I knew of other students who had been working at it, long before I arrived there, and when I finished and graduated, they were still mulling around in the same place they were when I arrived. That's partly why, when someone actually does succeed and achieve their goal, other people are most impressed and envious. They look upon that person as being exceptional, because they are! When I started working towards my goals, virtually no one, especially my instructors thought I would ever succeed. They never told me that of course, but I could tell by their demeanor towards me at the time. But, I always knew I would succeed, because I understood my own determination, even if know one else did. Then years later, when I was standing on stage accepting my awards for being a professional, I saw the look in my instructors eyes, it was a little bit awe, and disbelief. And I was standing in front of a whole audience of people who were seasoned professionals and officially recognized as the real deal for being a badass! I remember this one fighter came up to me named Sven. He said, " Congratulations brother "! And shook my hand. Out of my entire class, only a few made it to graduation, I was one of them! But, like I told you, I knew long beforehand I was going to succeed. I always achieve my goals. Now take this situation with my muse. I could be with her too, if I really wanted to, despite her present resistance to the idea. It wouldn't even be that much of an effort, believe it or not. She's already fascinated and focused on me. But, I feel if it's meant to be, it will happen regardless of the circumstances. I'm not pressing the issue because as much as I like the idea of being with her, I still enjoy being a bachelor and my freedom. I would never have this sort of autonomy being in a relationship, even if it was an open one. So, she can go live her life, and I'll go live mine! There, now chew on that for a while you paranoid, hysterical, drama queen, cow fucker. P.S. Justin really indicated on his Facebook page that he's an orphan because he's too embarrassed having you for a father? Wow, that was just a good guess! Damn I'm good at calling that stuff, aren't I? Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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My, I really have riled you two homos up haven't I? I suppose handsome, accomplished, successful men, have that sort of affect on you? First of all, I realized after my last response that responding to you two dumbasses is totally beneath me. I don't know why I even bother? First Kelly, you are supposed to be my muses friend? She asked me not to use her name or image in any of my work any longer, to which I have agreed and adhered to since then. But here you are, using her name on my blog and dragging her through the mud. Not to mention your using a picture of Hitler on one of your tribute posts to me on your own blog! Tell me something, are you totally ignorant, or just completely stupid? Why she continues to associate with your low life ignorant ass, is a total mystery to me? As for Jay, he's got a hard on to meet me in person and find out who I really am. He's so obsessed I'm convinced that's all he ever thinks about! The only reason for this behavior, is, what I've been alluding to all along, his fiancee, despite her claims to the contrary, still has an interest in me. Not that it's much of a secret! She still visits my blog and watches my videos. For someone she perceives as a threat and a danger to her and her family, she sure does dance close to the edge of danger by arousing my attention. Here's my idea about her motivations. I think she does want to have some sort of association with me! But only on her terms, the way she deals with all the losers.........er..........I mean, the men in her life presently. That's largely why she wants Jay to meet with me, and get some sort of handle on me, so she can figure out a way to most effectively deal with me. She certainly can't handle me now. The way things are presently, I can bring down the wrath of God upon her, any time I want. And she knows it. I don't blame her, I'd probably do the same thing. But here is how this is going to play out. I'm going to write one more post pertaining to her situation. I will reveal some details she probably doesn't want her Bozo idiot enablers to know. Then I'm leaving here and letting all of you wallow in your frustration and anger for never finding out what you so desperately wanted to know. I might check back in a year or two just for a laugh to see how you have all coped with my departure. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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My God! All this attention and adulation from the two of you, for so long? What would it be like if either of you really did give a shit about me? Do you two obsessed Bozo's have any idea how you look to me or anyone else who reads this? You say I have some sort of mental disability, have you ever looked at your own behavior? You both appear hyper jealous and totally obsessed and focused solely on me and my life. With all this attention from two rabid fans like the two of you, I'm really going to miss this. The only thing either of you have proven to me, is that neither of you possess anything resembling a life! And Kelly, your stupidity and denial of reality is so huge, I have to stand back in awe and just say " WOW "! I've never backed up any claim I've made? You mean like claiming I'm a musician and posting about a hundred videos presenting my talents and abilities? As for my Florida trip, it was a big adventure! I admit Barb could lose a few pounds, but she's not fat, she does in fact have a big set of tits! And I did stay at a five star hotel, it cost me several hundred dollars a night. If I'm not mistaken, a motel 6 is a lot cheaper? And the infinity G37 is a luxury sports model! Add on top of that, all the cool stuff we did during the trip, considering the fact it was totally unplanned and a spur of the moment type of thing, and you have there, one damn fine adventure! So, I don't know what your talking about when you say I've never backed up any of my claims Besides, if you really believed that, you wouldn't be paying me any attention now. Oh, Jeez, Jay is still on about wanting to meet me in person? I should meet with him, let him assault me just so I can have him incarcerated for a couple of years, so I can get some peace and quiet for a while! Your correct about one thing though, I don't know anything about my muses current where abouts, or situation. At one time, I started to look up a few things about her. I came upon some information I now wish I didn't know. The more I discovered, the sadder and unhappier I became. Her whole life is a heartbreak! I wish I could do something to help her, only because I always try to help people I care about. I don't think there is anything I could do for her at this point that would really make a difference to her situation. I have no association with her, and it's probably for the best. You really need to stop harping on that subject. It's over and done with as far as I'm concerned. But, interestingly, Why does Jay have so much time to focus on me so often. His fiancée has three children to care for. I know first hand, from all my other friends, how difficult it is for a single Mother to raise three children these days. I know she gets some sort of support from her children's Fathers, but she probably could still use more. Why she allows you to live so far away and not be of any real assistance to her, is beyond my understanding? Unless of course, you're working all kinds of crazy hours with overtime and sending her the extra money you make? Then I take it back, you would be doing your best to help her out. But, I highly doubt that's the current situation. When I saw that picture she's using presently on her facebook page. It occurred to me, the eternal question I've had all along in this situation. Why is a beautiful woman like that, involved with a loser like Jay? And finally, oh I don't have to worry about you reading any post I create. You'll read it over and over, obsessing about the details forever. Get a life already, will ya? Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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I wasn't going to respond to this, but what the hell. Just because I accuse you of being a hysterical, paranoid, drama queen, doesn't mean you have to prove me right every time you open your mouth! I stopped communicating directly with my muse several years ago. She gave me her private email and phone number. That's not stalking, that's called sharing contact info. She communicated with me for a while and then cut me off without an adequate explanation. I didn't realize at the time, all the baggage she has to deal with in her life. After hiding from me, for about a year, she came back and was very nasty to me. She made me mad and I said some things I've since apologized to her for. This is really none of your business and only between her and myself. But you being an ignorant red neck jackass, keep trying to interject yourself into our private affairs because you think your being chivalrous and trying to be a hero. Now I wish I had never spoken to her either, because I like her so much, but she's too damaged by her horrifically bad past abuses and experiences, and it frustrates me because I'm unable to assist her or help her out in any capacity. That about sums it up. And you never had my Internet service provider cut me off. I changed providers when I realized you were trying to track me down through there. That provider was easy to trace, the one I switched to, is much more difficult. Besides you and you jealous side kick, everyone else in the world thinks that vacation I took was cool as fuck, and I'm God's gift to the guitar! Oh, isn't that nice! Jay has the time to sit around and watch sport programs on tv, while his fiancée lives three thousand miles away and struggles as a single Mother trying to raise three children. You should be ashamed of yourself. Not on here night and day, obsessing about some pipe dream and false hope you're ever going to meet me.Finally, if my muse has no interest in me, to the extent you claim she does, why does she still monitor me by reading my blog and watching my videos? Also, why is her fiancée so concerned about her interest in me as well? Once again, I respond to your paranoia and hysterics with calm, reason and facts. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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OMG! I've never "Denied " the fact that you're an overbearing, obsessive, loud mouthed, backwoods, inbred, hillbilly, deliverance type, boy you got a pretty mouth, redneck, jackass gaping asshole, fuck tard! And I've never "Lied " about the evidence that you're an embarrassment to your own family, being caught illegally inseminating cows at night out in the fields of Kansas. And I've never " Ignored " the proof that you're a hysterical busybody, drama queen, stress monkey with no life, who lives vicariously through other peoples, more interesting and exciting ( like my own ) lives. Oh! That's why when I made the appointment to switch my Internet provider from the cable, to the phone line, and the technician was there changing the equipment over, he said to me, " You realize, the reason you called us to have this new service installed, is because a paranoid, hillbilly jackass buffoon with a hero complex from reading too many comics books, has insinuated that you threatened his wife that refuses to sleep with him, and his son who's embarrassed by and disowned him, called us and reported you for being cooler, smarter and more adept then he could ever dream of being, that's why ". I replied, a little skeptical, " Gee, I didn't know that, thanks for informing me though " . So my muse believes that I'm an immediate threat to her, and that if she doesn't stay on top of, and monitor my every word and action, she'll be surprised and totally caught off guard when she opens the door one day, and I'll be standing there with my junk out and waving it in her face?! I wonder where she gets that idea, that I'm an immediate threat and a danger to her? Could it be her two obsessed, paranoid Bozo jackass enablers who live on here day and night hanging on my every word and nuance? To be fair, I have recently implied that I thought it would be a keen idea if I could convince our mutual acquaintance Tim, if he would join me to pay her a surprise visit. First of all, if I thought that was in any way, possible or feasible, and I planned to do it. She wouldn't have found out about it until we were standing there in front of her! As much as I enjoy entertaining the idea, of bringing three old friends together, it is completely impossible. First of all, I would have to convince him to travel across the country. He probably has some sort of parole travel restrictions that wouldn't allow him to travel that far? Even if he doesn't have that kind of hindrance impeding him. We all know how combative and confrontational he is with other people and his innate hatred of authority figures. Could you see him, trying to get through the security apparatus at an airport? A place where they already look at everyone as a potential threat and security risk. They're always up in your face, inquiring where you have a bomb planted. And now especially since this Boston thing, they're even more suspicious! I doubt he could make it past the ticket counter in the front lobby or the baggage check, before he got into an altercation with a homeland security official and they would have to lock down the airport and bring in the SWAT team and the bomb squad! And what other mods of travel are available? A bus? He wouldn't make it more then two hours before he started a fight with another passenger and they would have to throw his ass off the bus. A train? Same thing, but he would probably take a little longer before he was ejected for fighting with the conductor. LOL! He could drive, but he used to tell us how he would jump out of his car and throw the change in his pocket at other drivers who pissed him off for something, I highly doubt he could drive across the state, let alone the country, without getting arrested for assault, at some point. So, I wouldn't worry too much about something like that ever happening. But, since she will probably still be concerned, I promise, and give her my solemn word, here and now, that I will never, under any circumstance, reason or otherwise, ever contact, go near, or have any familiarity with, directly or indirectly, her or a member of her family without her permission or consent, and I will never communicate with her, unless she initiates it with me first. There, is that satisfying enough, for your paranoia and distrust of me and my motivations? I suggest you copy and print out this comment and frame it a d hang it on your wall, above your bed, so you can get a sound sleep for once, and not have to live in terror and suspicision that I'm going to show up at your door uninvited and overwhelm you with my fatal charm. I assure you, whether you live across the country or across town, I would never go where I'm not invited or wanted. So, now we have resolved that issue, so there is no longer any reason for her to monitor me or my work. As I've said, I'm leaving, so you won't be viewing it any longer, anyway. But, I wanted to make it official. Besides, like I've been saying, she has already made her decision and choice for who she wants to be with. And, after all, you keep insinuating that I'm some sort of delusional loser. So, she has absolutely no reason to pay attention to me. Because, I ain't shit, right?! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Oh yeah, I almost forgot! An NBA player, Jason Collins, came out of the closet today, and admitted he was gay! That explains Jays intense interest in basketball, I guess. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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No, I'm done! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Someone seems awfully worried and nervous that I may actually be leaving? I guess without me around now, Kelly can get back to his " exciting "  life again. And Jay can concentrate on taking such wonderful care of his fiancée, he so fond of bragging he's her man. Since you like to claim that role in her life, I guess if she complains about having a problem with something, and you don't correct it, or otherwise take care of it for her, that would make you a failure to her. Are there any other claims you want to brag about?Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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LOL! Oh, please stop, I think I'm having a coronary attack! Quick, some get me a defibrillator and start my heart again, please! That's some funny fucking shit! I can't decide which is funnier, Kelly imploring me to " leave " my muse alone, no matter the fact that the only way I could not associate with her more, is to actually leave the planet and this life all together. But then, the retarded obsessed monkey would hold seances through a medium and continue to petition me to " please leave her alone " because she heard a bump in the night, so you figured it was me, haunting her now from beyond. You just can't quit, can you Bozo? As for the other idiot, just keep posting all the facts that you think you know about what's going on in my life. If you ever get anywhere near the truth or the actual facts, I'll let you know. Well, anyway, I wasn't going to respond again, but things keep happening that are related to what I've been discussing around here, so I'll keep you up to date. First I went out again last night. Once again, I thought I would just go there inconspicuously, and listen to the jams, but, you guessed it! As soon as I walk in the door, everybody is all over me, saying hello to me and shaking my hand. I felt like a politician working a room and greeting everybody. When I finally sat down, the first thing I thought of, is the things you two Bozo losers say to me here all the time, about how I'm an abnormal social recluse with no social skills. Funny thing is, all the people who know me in real life don't know that. As far as they're concerned, I'm the shit! Part of the reason for my popularity, is, I've been posting some of my videos on my face book page. They sit there, right in front of with their IPhones, playing my videos then turn to me and say, " Damn dude, that's some real cool stuff "! I know of course, that you don't believe any of this. I thought of giving someone my video camera, and having them film this scene, so you can see for yourselves, how I get mobbed when I walk into the place. But, you would think I just staged the whole thing, or paid everyone to react that way. So, forget it, you'll just have to take my word for it, I guess? Oh so now you're upset over the fact that I pointed out what piss poor excuse you are for a fiancée to your girlfriend? Here you are, obsessively trying to glean my true identity! When I was talking to her personally, I was about to tell her just that. Because we were making plans to meet one another. I figured she'd find out at some point anyway, But, then, she told you she was talking to me on the phone and you got upset, or flew into a jealous rage, more accurately, and forbid her from having any further contact with me. I know you did, because that's exactly what she told me during our last conversation with one another. And all your behavior since then, has been consistent with someone who's jealous and insecure that your girlfriend might become interested in someone else. But, then, I uploaded a few videos showcasing my prowess with the guitar, and all the other stuff, and you suddenly had a different view of me. So did she for that matter, but she already knew I was good on the guitar because I had been serenading her with it, for a while. So, because you jumped the gun, and shot yourself in the dick, now you want to back track and get everything from me, you would have gotten if you weren't acting like a jealous controlling pimp with your fiancée! Damn, life ain't fair, is it? Well, here is how I see it now. It's obvious to me by now, that she actually does have an interest in me. I know she told you, that just because I whisk my girlfriends off to exotic cool locations and let them go on extravagant shopping sprees, it doesn't mean shit to her, and she's not interested in that sort of thing. She's lying to you, trust me on this. So, I 'll tell you what I'll do. I WILL tell you my true identity"......................................................at the wedding! I figure we'll do it in one of those little chapels in Vegas, with an Elvis impersonator presiding over the proceedings! I was going to ask you to be the best man, but I figure it would be more appropriate if you stood in for her Father, and gave away the bride. So, there you have it! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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WOW! I really touched a sensitive spot with you, didn't I?! I can always tell, because you fly off on one of your posting rampages! I'm sure your fiancée gets enough of these childish temper tantrums from her children, she probably doesn't need more of it from you too! What did I say that set you off? Was it the facts about why she really stopped speaking to me, or is it the part about our wedding I have planned in Vegas? I'll tell you something that happened yesterday, that kind of involved her again. This was weird, but I swear this is exactly what happened. I have a new blue ray DVD player. They now have Internet capabilities. There is a flash drive port on it, so I plugged in a flash drive to see how it worked. On that flash drive, I have the pictures of my muse I used to use on my computer screen for my videos. You've seen them all, lots of times, of course! Anyway, I clicked on the photos, and it started showing her pictures in a slide show presentation. Then I turned on my CD player and just hit play. I have multiple discs in there, so I had no idea which song would start playing. The song it played was the Grateful Dead tune, " Box of Rain ". That song, along with her images, made a beautiful video! The song and her pictures perfectly captured my feelings at that moment. Especially the line, " What is it, you want me to do for you, to see you through " What's unusual, it was totally spontaneous and unplanned. I sat there watching this spectacle mesmerized I also was thinking how truly beautiful and special she is too! I think she deserves better, or at least better then you. Well, if we ever do manage to hitched in Vegas like that, I'll pull an Elvis move, and say, " Cilla, here's ten thousand dollars, go buy yourself something nice " " Now go ahead and rant and rave some more. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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jayblows099 P.S. I love the hat! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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My my, aren't we upset about something?! By now, the only thing I can think of, for why you're behaving this way, is that you're fiancee does have some sort of interest in me. After all, what else could it be? Well, if she does, have designs on me, it's news to me! I haven't heard hide nor hair from her in years. So, all of this drama you're generating here, is much ado about nothing. Unless, of course, she is making plans, and those dreams I've been having about her are a foresight of what is to come! Time will tell, I suppose. But since I won't be around much longer, I guess that's a moot point too, huh?! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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First of all, why do you care about anything I do? That's the million dollar question! Secondly, no matter what I do, it doesn't change the facts surrounding the situation with your fiancée. Fortunately, her children's fathers appear to still be in their lives. That's a good thing I guess, because she'll obviously never be able to rely on you for anything substantial. Just because you send her dvd's of old crime tv shows, once in a while, doesn't make you boyfriend of the year. Or, compared to what she's been used to in the past, maybe it does? That's just sad! Like I said, all I know for sure, is that if she had been with me all this time, instead of your dead beat ass, her life would have been enormously better! And better, is better! But like I said, that's all neither here nor there. How the two of you conduct your affairs is none of my business or concern. I feel bad about some of the things I see, but that's the extent of it. I'm off to my next big adventure! Yeah, it seems I'll be expecting another big windfall, due to circumstances I've engaged in, as a result from being inspired by my muse! I don't know what it is exactly, she is to you, other then a long distance girlfriend. But, for me, she pays off like a slot machine! And you wonder why I maintain such constant interest in her? Of course, I would like to share some of this largess she's partly responsible for generating for me. But the way she has things arranged now, between us. If I tried to address her, even for something that would benefit her, I'd probably be arrested. Oh well, that's the way it goes I guess. I don't understand why this indirect association I have with her, benefits me financially so well, like it does? But then again I don't really have to, as long as the checks keep rolling in, I ain't complaining! Is life kooky or what? Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Oh, she has absolutely no interest in me, yet she still visits my blog, reads my comments and watches my videos, four years after she stopped communicating with me. On top of that, you're here every minute of the day, desperately trying to gain my attention and arrange a real life meeting with me in person somewhere. I think both of you have some serious issues you need to work on, and it has nothing to do with me. Instead of you making parody videos, of my stuff all the time. Why don't you create your own videos, doing something you're good at? Here is an idea! Why don't you make a video, demonstrating how you conned and misled a poor, emotionally abused Jewish girl, into thinking you would be a good prospect for a husband and a financial benefit to her as well? I'm sure lots of people would be interested in how you managed that hat trick. As far as why she's still monitoring my work? I think she's still visiting my blog, because she's hoping I'll upload more pictures of my cock! That part I understand, because lots of women think about my cock! In her case, I believe she thinks about my cock, far more often than should be normal or healthy! I was thinking about it, and if I ever decide to create another blog here, I'll focus solely on my cock! I can talk about all the wonderful experiences it has, visiting the orfices of all the various women I'm associated with. As for why she still watches my videos? That's no secret. She gets extremely sexually turned on from listening to me play! You should have heard her going off, when I was playing for her live, over the phone! Also, I know from experience the effect my guitar playing has on women! That's partly why I did it! Between the serenading, my big cock, and all the money I make, it's no wonder she's still interested in me. Although, she doesn't want you to know that because you'll turn into an obsessively jealous, crazed fucking asshole and follow me around here day and night...........er..................oh, I forgot, you already do, sorry, my bad. Finally, I'm lying about not sharing my good fortune with her. I haven't figured out a way to get it to her yet, without suspecting, but, I'll figure something out. That's all for now, this should give you plenty to chew on for a while. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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