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Eddie and Me
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Yeah but Jay, you zip right over there to check out my new vids, don't you!      Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun. 
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Yeah, I understand that point of view. But, I'm only asking for just a small bit of proof. You could upload a video of you playing something for just a minute. And from that example, I would be able to know instantly what level you're on, and musically anything else you might be able to handle. You know this too! And that's why you won't upload anything. Because you know I'm an expert and would recognize your abilities. That's why you hide in fear of me. You can talk all the shit you want, but you know the truth here, and so do I. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Kelly, do you know how you appear to me with your claims of being on my level, but refuse to show any proof of it? You look like a child, trying to convince an adult of the existence of their imaginary friend. We know your friend seems real to you, but the adult knows better, no matter how hard you want them to believe otherwise. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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I have shown proof, I have pictures right here on my blog showing me with my black belt and degree certificate. I also have uploaded numerous videos showing my command of the guitar. I also have shown proof in pictures for everything else I've ever claimed about myself. You and jay, in fact, actually do believe everything I've told you. That's why you're both so gung ho for a face to face meeting with me. Because you're so intrigued, you want complete validation for everything I've shown you so far. I know this, even if you don't fully realize it, yourself. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Yeah, you're right! I could just buy a Gi and a black belt and take some pictures. That's why I'm officially recognized by my system and it says so on their official website! Also, the do Jo where I studied has a marker with my name on it hanging on the wall in one of the work out practice rooms. So, anyone who stands in that room and looks at the wall knows what rank I am. As for my playing, and getting recognition for it. You don't think if I went out to a club somewhere and played the songs I just uploaded yesterday, that the audience would applaud and cheer me? I'm now taking on students for music lessons. What if I'm teaching some young girl and she starts soaking her panties the way Erica did when she used to hear me play?  What ever should I do if I find myself in a situation like that?   Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Yes, Jay, I do believe you own an Aldo, or what ever your male sex slave is named. But, like I said, you don't know me, so all these assertions you're making here have no relation to me. if any of it was in fact true, I might be a little upset. But, as you can see, I'm not concerned in the least about anything you say about me. Because you don't know me, you only know what I show you. And I only show you a partial picture of the whole piece. But, let's assume your right for a moment. You sure are all worked up over someone who's not very significant, aren't you? Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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When you were in your late thirties you became involved with a severly troubled Jewish princess nymphomaniac. And obsessed with the man who showed an equal interest in her as well. And you've been trying to learn information about him ever since. You were successful in separating the two of them from one another. Mainly by doing what you do here, throwing a screaming crying temper tantrum, until you get your way! But, as you've become aware, that tactic doesn't work on me, nor will it ever.Besides, you're on here everyday, trying to get something from me. I could care less about you or anything else you do. You spin fantasies of what you think my life is about and I find it entertaining and amusing. That's the whole situation in a nut shell. If you think there's anything else more to it, your deluding yourself again. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention, this information is available to anyone in the normal English speaking world, except a couple of crazed douche bag stalkers like Kelly and Jay!  As for these statements for events that happened in your life. I actually do believe what your telling me and I don't require any further proof for it. But, in every one of these instances, you keep leaving out the last part, which is:" and then a strange man fucked me in the ass, and I realized I enjoyed it "! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Why are you on here even talking to me, that's what I want to know? I upload a couple of hard rock metal songs and you two go jumping around like a couple of monkey's on crack!   I think I better go back to the slow soft faggot songs, they don't seem to affect you as badly as the harder stuff.Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Aldo. Why are you fat? Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Well, I've mentioned this before, but it's worth repeating because it's very relavent to the situation. Jay........................................don't you see what you're doing here? You're following a mindset and pattern you've followed for most of your life. You used to work as a prison guard. And it was your job to keep people "contained "! You continue with this behavior and mind set here, by thinking you now are keeping " me " contained somehow. That is a complete illusion on your part, because if I felt the need or desire or had a reason to, I'd just create a new handle and run buck wild through out the blogs and most of the people here wouldn't know what just hit them!  But, I don't feel a need to do that any longer, but if I did, there's nothing to stop me. So, if you want to feel useful, and that your providing a public service by thinking you have me " contained " somehow, please enjoy yourself. I couldn't give a flying rats ass. It doesn't affect me or my situation in the least. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Oh yeah, that other prison guard I used to go round and round with Lesile, or the wicked witch of the south, used to think the same thing about keeping me contained. That ended with her own son going to prison. Seems like I wasn't the one she should have been concerning herself with. I hope that doesn't happen here with you, because that means one of Erica's sons will get locked up! I always figured their Mother would end up there with her constant orgy lifestyle. But I reallly like all of her children and it would break my heart if something bad would befall any of them. So, maybe you should focus your attentions elsewhere? Maybe it's my karma or mojo or something? " The head one spoke up, she said leave this one alone, she tell right away, that I was bad to the bone " ! Just a thought.Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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I knew you couldn't resist watching my videos! See the kind of power and hold I have over you? Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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You laugh until I request you prove your claims and upload a video showing me something. Then you stopping laughing and start shitting your pants! Let me guess, while you were watching me tear it up again in a video you thought to yourself, " damn, that's another song I'll never be able to do "! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Show you proof? Well, you talked about things you viewed in my latest video. And the counter on the views for the video increased by two. So, if you didn't just watch it, who did? Oh that's right, your imaginary friend watched them. Sorry I forgot. Let's see, you can play the guitar better then me, but don't feel the need to prove it, because you're so confident as a musician. And now your imaginary friend watches my videos and I assume reports back to you what they observed. Hey, does, your imaginary friend pay rent too? because I want to get a roommate like that if they do. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Yeah but Kelly, you forget, you're dealing illegal substances, and I know who you are. So, if you want to play that game, go ahead, we'll see who wins. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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And I know all about Pete Townshend and all this stuff. It's all pretty old news by now. I don't care for him as a person, but I like the music he creates and The Who as a band as a whole. Unfortunately, the worst person was also the most talented and intergal to the band and their music. But they were such a weird volatile mix of personalities it's amazing they lasted as long as they did and are still going strong today! When future generations look back at this period they will wonder about it then too, that's how bizarre their situation was. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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84 thousand huh? I should monetize my videos then! You don't really make any money, unless your views get into the millions though. But, who knows, those geeks and freaks you hang out with might have a few friends and they could stop by too. If you manage to get one of my videos over a million views I think I'd be as happy as a pig in shit! And I don't care if everyone of them says I suck! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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I just realized a few other things with that last statement you made. You have almost a hundred thousand people reading the stupid shit that comes out of your mouth that I make fun of you for, on a regular basis? And here you are, running around going on almast ten years now, trying to crawl up my ass! if you have that big of an audience, for any reason what so ever, how do you have time to interact with me? Not only that, you devote not only your entire blog but several other solely to me. I feel flattered! I don't know what to say, that's such an honor that I could consume so much of your attention and time. But on the down side, the fact that you have that big of an audience, even if they are all a bunch of regressed children like you, is frightening to think there are that many stupid people in the world. Or at least dumber then you.  Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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And here's something you're obviously not smart enough to get! Even if you're the number one gamer on the number one game in the world, you will still never get a girl to soak her panties the way I made Erica do, by just strumming a few simple chords on an unamplified guitar! And if you are representative of the typical player for that game, and I believe you are, it must be the simplest easy thing in the world to master. It's obvious that I out class you on everything, and I've been doing it forever. So, don't try to say your some kind of ninja master at something difficult, because I would find that really hard to believe. Or, even harder to believe that you can play the guitar like me.Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Then why did Erica continue to view my videos even while she was publicly shunning me? Anyway, I've become aware of the the things I say that set you off. So here: Erica wets her panties when she listens to me play the guitar!   People who play online games are childish regressed losers with no life!  I'm the best guitarist in the world, and you know it! There, now go spaz out like a monkey on crack! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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What would your eighty four thousand geeks.....er.......nerds.......er.......shut ins.........er......readers think, if they knew their big gaming hero spent all of his time on this website trying to crawl up my ass and die? And the reason you don't watch my videos is because you got tired of banging your head against the wall exclaiming " Oh God, he's so freaking good, I'll never be able to compete with that "! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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When Erica was listening to me play for her, she made some very accurate and insightful observations for the types of music I played. I'm aware of it too, but I'd been playing the shit so long, I had stopped even considering it. When I played The Rain Song to her, she mentioned "that it sounded Egyptian" which is true because Jimmy and Robert were in Morocco when they wrote it. Also the other stuff like Blackbird and Stairway, had a classical and Celtic cadence to those pieces as well. it was refreshing for me, to hear an opinion from a fresh perspective after so long. I guess that's all I needed to re-energize my interest in playing the guitar again. But what ever she did or said, I'm certain it was her influence that motivated me to begin playing again. Because up until that point I had largely retired from playing all together. Something else, I was watching Jimi Hendrix on his Monteray Pop Festival performance. If you've never seen it you should watch it because it's still one of the most stunning performances a guitarist has ever done! His playing sound like a hurricane of sound or sonic waves! There wouldn't be anything like him until Van Halen came around about ten years later. That's why everyone used to compare the two so often in Eddies early days. Also, something from a technical stand point that only gear heads like myself would consider. But, Jimi was actually way ahead of his time with the way he was playing. You see him doing a lot of dive bombs with the tremelo or whammy bar. The problem at the time was, when you depressed the bar to the degree that Jimi did while he was playing, it would knock the strings out of tune. The locking tremelo units wouldn't be invented until ten years later, ironically by Eddie himself because he was having the same problem. So someone came up with a solution for it, hence the invention of the Floyd rose locking tremelo system that have been used ever since. You can see Jimi turning the tuning pegs while he's playing to get the guitar back in tune to finish the songs. Anyway, I have this performance on tape, but I was watching it on blue ray, and because of that, I saw something I never noticed before. I noticed that Jimi was using a combination of fender and Marshall amplifiers for that show. I looked in the corner where I keep some of my equipment and I noticed I use the same type of amplifier configurations. Now, I didn't know that, or wasn't aware of it until that moment. I'd been using the same amplification that Jimi was. Not that it's any big deal, I'm sure millions of other players are doing the same thing, for the same reason and without even realizing it either. So, as I was watching my performance back for my latest videos, I was thinking to myself. That is always the way I saw myself, I mean as a player. I know that doesn't mean anything to you, but what I meant was, I saw myself as that long before I had the ability or ever thought I would be capable of playing the guitar at all, let alone on the level of expertise I now have as a player. I know, it was weird. Even stranger still, I actually caught myself saying I could play like that when I didn't even know how to play one freaking chord. I'm still perplexed about that. Why did I say that at that time? Was it wishful thinking on my part, or was I somehow glimpsing my future self? Another thing, I've accomplished a lot of other very cool stuff besides just being an ace on the axe! But, what no one understands is, I don't give two shits about that other stuff. The only thing I ever cared about was being good guitar player. And if I had accomplished all that other stuff and not have learned to play the guitar I would have felt totally empty and unfulfilled. I probably would have taken it up at some point anyway, no matter what my situation had been. Which brings me to the question, if it was so important to me, why did I ever give it up? I felt that I had done everything I could do with it, and I wanted to do other things. Which I did, but then I came back to it again. Because Erica motivated me towards it. I don't know, but that's how it worked out. Anyway, then I realized something else. Despite the incredible performance that Jimi did at Monteray. Guitar music moved on several generations after he died. Today, to be a decent player, you have to start where Jimi left off as a guitarist and then build on that. So anyone who has done that, myself included, is actually a better player then Jimi Hendrix was during his life time. That's a remarkable realization, but it's true! So, I in effect, am a better player then the once thought of, greatest guitarist in the world! Isn't that some wild shit?Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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oh..before i forget...lets be honest Aldo, you know I dont like to watch your videos, i get tired of my ears bleeding from that noise you call "playing a guitar" Maybe you should use your guitar and smash yourself in the head. i have no doubt it would sound the same as what you upload to you tube. #AldoEPICGUITARFAIL Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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I'm making videos, my fans can't wait, they write me emails, tell me I'm great! So I got me an office gold records on the wall, just leave a message, maybe I'll call. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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