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Blogs > MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 > The Crucible

Amorccna  

MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
590 posts
4/17/2016 5:47 pm
Amorccna

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Lately I've been thinking how much I miss my lady
Amoreena's in the cornfield brightening the daybreak
Living like a lusty flower, running through the grass for hours
Rolling through the hay like a puppy

And when it rains the rain falls down
Washing out the cattle town
And she's far away somewhere in her eiderdown
And she dreams of crystal streams
Of days gone by when we would lean
Laughing fit to burst upon each other

I can see you sitting eating apples in the evening
The fruit juice flowing slowly, slowly, slowly
Down the bronze of your body
Living like a lusty flower, running through the grass for hours
Rolling through the hay like a puppy

Oh if only I could nestle in the cradle of your cabin
My arms around your shoulders, the windows wide and open
While the swallow and the sycamore are playing in the valley
Oh I miss you Amoreena like a king bee misses honey

Lately I've been thinking how much I miss my lady
Amoreena's in the cornfield brightening the daybreak
Living like a lusty flower, running through the grass for hours
Rolling through the hay like a puppy



Yeah, I've been busy. Okay here is the short version for those who are too fucking lazy to read the whole post! Both my 5150 amp and my mountain bike broke down and had to be repaired simultaneously and I was dragged into court again, and I beat the , again! I'll tell you about the court thing first because that's probably the most interesting. No, I did not beat the shit out of a group of people again, and then have to go to court to defend myself. I wish I would have done that again, because I have skills and people only think they're tough. But, nah, it was only for a speeding ticket. Normally, or in the past, I used to just pay it and forget about it. But, I have a lawyer currently handling a bunch of other stuff for me presently. So when I mentioned it to him, he told me he could handle it for me. I didn't think you could really do anything, because they have the radar reading indicating my speed, but I realized I was totally wrong about that, the justice system, and the police in general. The day of the hearing, I showed up at the court house. Some asshole secretary comes up to the window and asks " Can I help you ". But what she meant was, you're obviously guilty, so why don't you sit down and shut up until the courts are finished with you. I swear I went in there with no preconceived notions about anything, but I encountered dickishness everywhere in that place. So, I replied, " no thanks, I'm just waiting for my lawyer ". When I said that, you should have seen her reaction? It was like I had just kicked her in the cunt! She went away, and I was left thinking, " what the fuck is the matter with you "? So then my lawyer showed up. He told me he had car trouble, it was his drive train. Anyway, the kicked in the cunt bitch saw me and him through her glass window. And a look of dismay covered her snooty old bitch face. I started to say something and my lawyer told me to shut the fuck up! He said the police might be in the next room, and if they hear you say something they will use it against you. I thought about and realized he was right. No wonder everybody in that place was acting so hinky. A few cops with prisoners came past us while we were sitting there. Then I realized the severity of the situation I was in. They could be leading me out of there like that, if I hadn't hired adequate legal representation. After a while, the kicked cunt bitch comes to the window and tells us the judge is dismissing the charges because the police didn't show up for the hearing. I was astounded! I couldn't believe it! Then my lawyer told me to get the fuck out of there before the cops showed up. He didn't need to tell me twice! Then it dawned on me what had just transpired. This whole thing was an intimidation tacit by this asshole judge and his pit bull police dogs. If I had been a regular person and just taken my ass reaming like the rest of the sheep, like they expected, it would have been business as usual. But because I stood up to these Mother fuckers and hired a lawyer, or someone who knew what they were up to, they backed down, just like a bully does when they're confronted! Isn't that some shit? For those that have regular interactions with the justice system, this is not news, but for me it was. I'll never plead guilty again, to anything, even if I have a knife in my hand and I'm standing over the body!
Okay, next, I was going to play something using my 5150 ampliphier. When I turned it on, it just fizzed out! I thought, " Damn "! So then I went to the garage and took my mountain bike out, it was out of commission too! I couldn't believe it, my two favorite toys busted on me, at the same time. I was distraught and upset. If you knew me better, you might observe, ' yes that's true, but you have other amps, and bikes, the fact that those two particular items are out of commission, is actually irrelevant "! To which I would reply, " Shut the fuck up "! Those two things, have great personal meaning to me! In other words, they are cool, so by association, I am cool. If I am bereft of those things, I am no longer as cool! So do you understand why they're so important now? If you don't, you're probably not cool. So I loaded both of them up on the dune buggy and headed to the repair shops. By a weird coincidence, both of these places are on the same street, just a block apart. I dropped them off and took my receipts. A while later, the bike shop called and told me it was fixed. I get there, take it for a ride and realize it's not fixed, in fact it was far from it, or worse then before. I took it back in and told him I have the same issues with it I've always had, mainly with shifting the gears. He's worked on it a lot over the years but it still never works right. So, I left it, and finally, after fifteen fucking years, he fixes it right! He basically had to replace everything on it. The frame and the rims are the same, but everything else needed to be changed and upgraded! He should have done this years ago! Instead, he kept n***er rigging it and patching it up with spit and gum! The stuff on it was factory, and I never thought that shit was all that great to begin with. So I now finally have a decent working bike. I know what you're thinking, why didn't I just buy a new one? Once again, " Shut the fuck up "! I did try out other bikes, but I realized I couldn't get used to the way the gears and brakes work. When I'm flying down the trails, I have to make split second decisions! I don't have time to fiddle fuck around by clicking that fucking shifter trying to find the right gear! My gear shifter is on the handle bar like a throttle. I just have to turn it forward or back to find the gear I want. It takes half a second, and most times that's all I have to keep from flying into a tree or a ditch! And the brakes stop the wheel from turning, not some disc on the wheel some where. What if the disc becomes disengaged from the wheel?! Then I fly head first into a fucking tree! Now, do you understand why my bike is so fucking cool?
As for my 5150, well, that needs no explanation. Even nerds like Jay and Kelly know how cool that fucking thing is. But, my new fender amp is actually more versatile and state of the art, the more I use it and work with it, the more I realize this. What I could have done, is just bought the 5150 pedal, Eddie is currently marketing, that gives you his sound, no matter what amp you're using. It costs about the same as the repair did. But, once again, it's not the same. I needed to have that fucking amp working perfectly, even if I don't use it much. It's better to have it and not need it, then to need it, and not have it. It needed new tubes, apparently, they burned out, like light bulbs do after a while. Plus, the repair guy said he took it apart and cleaned and tested everything. So, like my bike, it's just like new! I had to test it out of course, just like my bike before I took it home. So, yeah, I gave the people at the music store a little Van Halen show. I'm sure they're still mumbling about amongst themselves.
But, like my bike, I'm attached to it, on some weird spiritual level, and I have to have it working. Who knows, I might get the itch to shatter all the windows in my house! You can't do that with the fender and a fucking pedal, now can you? See, stupid! Well, if you were ever as cool as me, you'd understand. So if any of this goes over your head, now you know why.


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Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's , call me young gun.


love2pleasu13 56M
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4/17/2016 7:17 pm

 good post


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 replies on 4/17/2016 7:25 pm:
Thanx!

MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
4/29/2016 4:34 pm

 Jay................................................. Your homo erotic fantasies about me are getting a little out of hand these days, don't you agree? What's the matter, aren't those plastic dolls doing anything for you anymore? well, at least I understand one thing now, why you and the Jewish Princess lived so far apart for so long! With a homosexual panic like yours, that you've been displaying here all these years, I wouldn't want you near my kids either.
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
5/2/2016 5:16 pm

 Well since Jay decided to rear his ugly head again, I thought I might opine about a few thoughts I have about him and his supposed fiancée we will refer to here as the Jewish Princess. First of all, there are about a million other blogs on this bitch, and this mother fucker has been hanging around mine for about ten fucking years! What's up with that, a little obsessed, are we? Anyway, when ever I think I might be acting too harshly towards him, all I have to do, is think back to the origins of this situation. I was talking to the Jewish Princess and everything was going fine, then out of the fucking blue, she cut off all communication with me, after she told me she mentioned that she was speaking to me on the phone to Jay. He went bezerk of course and made her promise to stop speaking to me, which she did. Now, to fill in the unfamiliar to this situation. They were in an open relationship, meaning they were both seeing other people. So why would he have a problem with me? I'll tell you why. At first I thought, maybe he thought that I would be a danger to her, and was just trying to protect her. Which would make sense, except, she was also talking to Tim, a convicted felon and someone who used to brag about having murdered people at one time. I don't know if that part is true, but he had an extremely violent temper and volatile nature do to a PTSD from his experience in the military. If anyone was a threat to her, it most certainly would have been that guy before me! But then I realized something, Tim was married with a family, there was no chance he would run away with the Jewish princess somewhere. But with me, there was a hundred percent chance that would have happened. So that's why Jay got his panties in a bunch when he found out she was talking to me, and why he had to make her stop! But now we have the luxury of time passing we can see things more clearly now. For all his scheming and maneuvering to keep me out of the picture, she's not that much better off, and I'm still in the picture. I don't have any contact with her, nor do I have any information abut her present situation. All I know is from time to time she posts a comment on her blog, and things don't seem to have improved very much. For instance, she said she had trouble keeping up with the laundry and was forced to do it manually. And she has only recently acquired a new car for herself and her family. For just those two things alone, I should beat Jays ass just on general principle! You make your fiancée struggle for five fucking years without a car and you know she has a family to care for? You God damn cheap fucking bastard! When ever I say stuff like this he always retorts with " I don't have the kind of money you do "! Get a part time job, sell your dildo and plastic love doll collection, I don't give a fuck. It's shit like that, that still pisses me off about the situation. And not to let her off the hook, but she allows him to not do anything for her, because she's a severely abused codependent personality and doesn't expect much from the men in her life. I know, it's sad.
Anyway, I had another dream about the Jewish Princess the other night. Before I relate it, I want to clarify a few things. Like I said, I have know knowledge of her current situation. She could have moved to Tibet and become a monk for all I know. Secondly, I have know idea, and find it extremely odd that I'm even having dreams about her at all. I have a lot of other women in my life. I fuck some of them regularly. If I was going to dream about someone, I would think it would be one of them, or my ex wife even. Not some woman I had a crush on and only spoke to briefly for a while. As for what her intentions are towards me I have no clue. All I know, is that she still monitors my blog and videos from time to time. How often, I have no idea? If I had to guess, I'd say she hasn't even looked in on me in a long time. Mainly because I haven't been posting very much lately. But anyway, here is the dream, and everything in it is true to my recollection, I'm not adding or embellishing anything. If by some odd coincidence, I have accurately described her current situation, I think that's even more bizarre and strange. I'm as mystified about this whole phenomenon like everyone else.
I found myself at the Jewish Princess place. I was standing there talking to her. Now here is where it gets very weird and strange! I was wearing some sort of disguise, I don't know if I had a fake beard or what? But I do know I had a hat on, because I touched it at one point. As a rule, I never wear hats, so that fact that I was wearing one in a dream is completely strange for me. What I seemed to be doing there, was pretending to work as some sort of technician. I know this, because I had some sort of electronic device and I was checking something in her home. Oh, before I forget. While I was standing there talking to her, I remember thinking, " I don't believe it, I'm standing here talking to her and she doesn't recognize me, this is incredible "! I remember also feeling very comfortable and happy that I was near her and speaking to her again. I remember how much I enjoyed talking to her on the phone, and then when I started playing my guitar for her, it kicked it up a notch! That's why it was so devastating to me when she cut things off with me at that point. I'm still upset about that, and don't think I'll ever get over it. But, don't worry, we all have our crosses to bear, I guess that's one of mine. I remember I was wearing some sort of uniform too, so that's how I know I was supposing to do some sort of repair work. As for her place. I don't know if it was a house or a large apartment? It was definitely not place I'm familiar with from her pictures and videos. It was bigger then that apartment! I remember doing some sort of technician work. Then I started to leave, and I remember thinking " wow, I pulled this off, I went here and spoke to her, and she didn't recognize me ". As I was leaving, this runty balled headed guy with tattoos on his arms comes up to me. He's angry and mad about something. I got the impression he may have known who I really was, and was confronting me about it. But, it was something else. I remember just taking to him until he calmed down. Then I left. That's basically the whole dream. I don't know what any of it means or any of the details about it. No, I was never planning to visit her disguised as a repair man. That idea never entered my mind, and I still find it strange, because I don't see that as something I would ever do. But since I've had some time to reflect on it. In reality, if I was planning something like that. I don't believe I would need a disguise? If I showed up on her door step, dressed as the meter man or something. She might think it was me, but then say to herself, " Nah, that's not him ". Because, she doesn't believe that I would ever do something like that. In fact, I know she completely under estimates me. No, I don't have any plans to contact her, or visit her or anything. But if I did, it would take her completely by surprise, that I do know for sure. Just because I know how she thinks about me. Well, that's it, But in case anybody is paranoid about me or my intentions, if I was planning something like that, I would never go on here and tell you about it! I would just do it, and watch all the drama and excitement from the fallout and aftermath!
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
5/18/2016 5:05 pm

 LOL! I just saw the Jewish Princesses latest pic on her face fuck.......er........book page! Yeah, after five years of Jay and her polyamorous happy horse shit, I'd have a mean angry scowl on my expression too! See, she should have just kept listening to me play the guitar for her, then met me in person, then came back to live with me in Pennsylvania, ( like she wanted to do )! I know you think I'm lying about that part but that is the God's honest truth. I was surprised about it too when she said it to me at the time! Her son is growing up! There's going to come a day of reckoning with them and all the past behavior she's been engaged in all these years, mark my words.
And one more thing, now that the third anti-Christ is about to come to power in November. I'll give you a hint, his name rhymes with " jump ". That's another good reason the Jewish Princess should have moved in with me. See, because I would have hid her and her family in my house. She would just have to learn to be real quiet during the day, like Ann Frank did during the war. Hey, you know after he cleans the streets up ridding them of the Mexicans and Muslims, you know he's going after the Jews! They always do, it's like a force of habit or some shit like that. Well, if she finds herself standing in a cattle car being shipped to a " relocation camp " some day, I hope she realizes, that being with me, wouldn't have been all that bad after all. I'll tell you what!
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
5/24/2016 4:06 pm

 Kelly, shut the fuck up! Haven't the Medellin cartel dealt with you yet? You are infringing on their territory after all. How come they haven't given you an acid bath? I'll have to contact them to see if I can facilitate things faster. Hey, remember in that movie when the drug cartel cut out Johnny Depps eyes? You would be so lucky to get off that easy.
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


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