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*** Tuesdays yucks and chuckles
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still finding more Pal [image]
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Onto the next one.. [image]
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so many out there.. [image]
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Boy you have some really good one Pal posting back to us.. ha ha .. hugsss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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[image] 1. She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo. 2. She considers chocolate a major FDA food group. 3. You ask her what time it is, and she replies, "What do you mean I look fat?!" 4. She makes you sleep on the couch because all the potato chips and cheese doodles have taken up your side of the bed. 5. She puts on one of those pads with "wings," then flies off the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom.
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[image] A: Don't make me cum in there. Q: What do you call an endowed puppet? A: Well strung. Q: What do you call an erection when listening to hymns? A: an organ boner Q: Who was the worlds first carpenter? A: Eve, because she made Adams banana stand Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So their brains can get some oxygen now and then.
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I think you will like this one An army sergeant walks into a whorehouse and approaches the madam and says, "My name is Sgt Major Dick and I'm here for a woman!" The madam immediately escorts the soldier upstairs and selects the best call girl they have for him. Sgt Major Dick immediately disrobes and is standing with his hands on his hips while he looks at the prostitute waiting for him on the bed. He says, "My name is Sgt Dick, been in the army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-SHUN. Immediately his penis becomes instantly erect! The prostitute is in awe and asks how he can do it. The Sgt Major replies, "Like I said, I've been in the army thirty years and I have total control over my mind and body, DICK, AT EASE." His penis immediately goes limp. The prostitute still can't get over what she saw and asks him to make it hard then soft then hard again. She asks him again how he does it. The Sgt Major shouts, "I have already told you honey, I have been in the army thirty years, and I am master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-SHUN. His penis goes instantly hard. Then he gives the following command, "DICK- AT EASE!" The Sgt Major looks down and is amazed to see his penis is fully erect. The Sgt Major is now fuming, and says, "I'm going to tell you one more time, DICK-AT EASE!" No luck. His penis is still hard. He yells "God Dammit!" and moves to the side of the bed and starts to masturbate vigorously. The prostitute asks, "What the hell is going on?" The Sgt Major replies, "This soldier disobeyed a direct order, and I'm giving him a dishonorable discharge!"
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funnies have to love them.. [image]
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That one is so funny, thanks [image]
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Boy you have some really good one Pal posting back to us.. ha ha .. hugsss V  [image]
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How A Man Can Tell If A Woman Has PMS 1. She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo. 2. She considers chocolate a major FDA food group. 3. You ask her what time it is, and she replies, "What do you mean I look fat?!" 4. She makes you sleep on the couch because all the potato chips and cheese doodles have taken up your side of the bed. 5. She puts on one of those pads with "wings," then flies off the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom. [image]
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Q: What did the penis say to the vagina? A: Don't make me cum in there. Q: What do you call an endowed puppet? A: Well strung. Q: What do you call an erection when listening to hymns? A: an organ boner Q: Who was the worlds first carpenter? A: Eve, because she made Adams banana stand Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So their brains can get some oxygen now and then. [image]
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I think you will like this one An army sergeant walks into a whorehouse and approaches the madam and says, "My name is Sgt Major Dick and I'm here for a woman!" The madam immediately escorts the soldier upstairs and selects the best call girl they have for him. Sgt Major Dick immediately disrobes and is standing with his hands on his hips while he looks at the prostitute waiting for him on the bed. He says, "My name is Sgt Dick, been in the army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-SHUN. Immediately his penis becomes instantly erect! The prostitute is in awe and asks how he can do it. The Sgt Major replies, "Like I said, I've been in the army thirty years and I have total control over my mind and body, DICK, AT EASE." His penis immediately goes limp. The prostitute still can't get over what she saw and asks him to make it hard then soft then hard again. She asks him again how he does it. The Sgt Major shouts, "I have already told you honey, I have been in the army thirty years, and I am master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-SHUN. His penis goes instantly hard. Then he gives the following command, "DICK- AT EASE!" The Sgt Major looks down and is amazed to see his penis is fully erect. The Sgt Major is now fuming, and says, "I'm going to tell you one more time, DICK-AT EASE!" No luck. His penis is still hard. He yells "God Dammit!" and moves to the side of the bed and starts to masturbate vigorously. The prostitute asks, "What the hell is going on?" The Sgt Major replies, "This soldier disobeyed a direct order, and I'm giving him a dishonorable discharge!" [image]
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GM Pal here is another one.. hugssssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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GM Pal here is another one.. hugssssssssssss V A: Bicycle petals! Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own? A: Because it's too tired! Q: What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? A: Bike-carbonate of soda! Q: Why couldn't Cinderella win the bicycle race? A: She has a pumpkin for a coach!
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I almost peed myself wit this one One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it." So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper." So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises. The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?" The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!"
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GM Pal here is another one.. hugssssssssssss V [image]
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Q: What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower? A: Bicycle petals! Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own? A: Because it's too tired! Q: What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? A: Bike-carbonate of soda! Q: Why couldn't Cinderella win the bicycle race? A: She has a pumpkin for a coach! [image]
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I almost peed myself wit this one One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it." So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper." So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises. The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?" The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!" [image]
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Q: What do you call a person that doesn't fart in public? A: a PRIVATE TUTOR. Q: What's the definition of bravery? A: a man with diarrhea chancing a fart! Q: What's the difference between Mozart and Mr. Methane? A: One is music to your ear; the other is music from his rear. Q: Why don't little girls fart? A: Because they don't have assholes until they're married. Q: What is the Definition of bravery? A: Someone who has diarrhea and chances a fart.
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Always love funnies ..Pal. hugsssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Q: What do you call a person that doesn't fart in public? A: a PRIVATE TUTOR. Q: What's the definition of bravery? A: a man with diarrhea chancing a fart! Q: What's the difference between Mozart and Mr. Methane? A: One is music to your ear; the other is music from his rear. Q: Why don't little girls fart? A: Because they don't have assholes until they're married. Q: What is the Definition of bravery? A: Someone who has diarrhea and chances a fart. [image]
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