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*** Tuesdays yucks and chuckles
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*** Tuesdays yucks and chuckles  . Do we need a reason to be funny, make our friends and ourselves have just a little laugh? We are approaching the end of the year, so let it all hang out and share something funny that happened this year, or just a joke.         |
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“A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, her breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions." "Onions?" the son asks. "Yes. You see them and they make you cry." This infuriates his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, "Mom, how many different kinds of penises are there?" The mother smiles and says, "Well, dear, a man also goes through three phases. In his 20s, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it's like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it's like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" the daughter asks. "Yes: Dead from the root up, and the balls are just for decoration.”
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“A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, her breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions." "Onions?" the son asks. "Yes. You see them and they make you cry." This infuriates his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, "Mom, how many different kinds of penises are there?" The mother smiles and says, "Well, dear, a man also goes through three phases. In his 20s, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it's like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it's like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" the daughter asks. "Yes: Dead from the root up, and the balls are just for decoration.”  [image]
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Here's my contribution to your gallery of funnies: [image]
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Happy Tuesday to you too Pal.. We can always use a good joke can't we.. hugsssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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This one was funny I got while on vacation that made me laugh too.. hugsss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Pal...lmao.. good ones today..have a great day..Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Here's my contribution to your gallery of funnies: [image]  [image]
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Happy Tuesday to you too Pal.. We can always use a good joke can't we.. hugsssssss V [image]
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This one was funny I got while on vacation that made me laugh too.. hugsss V  [image]
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Pal...lmao.. good ones today..have a great day..[image]
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I hope that you enjoy this one. [image]
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I am always up for a few laughs Pal hugsssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I am always up for a few laughs Pal hugsssssssssss V [image]
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I can always use the laugh Pal.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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here is another one.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Lots of funnies here.. Here is another one.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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A few more Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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more .... Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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adding a few more .. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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more.. funnies.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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