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*** Life through Louies eyes
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*** Life through Louies eyes LITTLE LOUIE ON MATH: A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Louie He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.' The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.' Then little Louie says, 'I have a question for YOU.' There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?' The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.' To which Little Louie replied, 'The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.' LITTLE Louie ON MATH: Little Louie returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. 'Why?' asks the father? 'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,' I said '6', replies Louie. 'But that's right!' says his dad. 'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'' 'What's the fucking difference?' asks the father. 'That's what I said!' LITTLE Louie ON ENGLISH: Little Louie goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?' Louie says 'Mas-tur-bate..' Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Louie , that's a mouthful.' Little Louie says, 'No, Miss Rogers; you're thinking of a blowjob.' LITTLE Louie ON GRAMMAR: One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful In it.' 'Very good, Suzie,'replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. 'My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully.' She said, 'Excellent, Michael!' Then the teacher reluctantly called on little Louie . 'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant', and he said 'Beautiful. Just fucking beautiful!' LITTLE Louie ON GETTING OLDER: Little Louie was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, ', you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.' Little Louie replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.' The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?' Little Louie answered, 'No; he minded his own fucking business. |
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Louie is such a boy. I am always careful what I say or ask kids
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Little Louie is quite the student of life. Thanks for the laughs. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Louie is such a boy. I am always careful what I say or ask kids  [image]
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Little Louie is quite the student of life. Thanks for the laughs. . I think many of the young ones are[image]
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 Children are a constant source of amusement and laughter! 
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Little Louie is great... He's on the same wavelength as some of our other more uncouth juvenile antiheroes... Little Johnny springs to mind. [image]
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Children are a constant source of amusement and laughter! [image]
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lol...very funny! I chuckled out loud! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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lol...very funny! I chuckled out loud! [image]
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Little Louie is great. The kids will say just about anything.. ty for the laugh today Pal hugsssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I chuckled out loud
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HiYa Pal 
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Pal, love this was it was great and that old saying out of the mouth of babes..I hope your having a terrific sunday..Thanks for sharing this.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Lol... That one is excellent. Thanks for the laugh dear man.
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Little Louie is great. The kids will say just about anything.. ty for the laugh today Pal hugsssssssss V  [image]
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I chuckled out loud
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HiYa Pal
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Pal, love this was it was great and that old saying out of the mouth of babes..I hope your having a terrific sunday..Thanks for sharing this.. [image]
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Those were great and very humorous my friend. Loved 'em and got a big LOL out of them. [image]
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I would be proud to have Louie in my family
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 He already did
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I would be proud to have Louie in my family [image]
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I can identify with Little Louie quite well Great jokes!! Everyone is on a different plane of intelligence. Some people's plane has not taken off yet!! 
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