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A new husband arrived home with a big bouquet of flowers. His wife met him at the door, saw the flowers and dropped on the floor, spreading her legs in front of him. "This is for the flowers," she said. "Don't be silly," he said. "I'am sure we have a vase somewhere at home".
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I do love to leave roses.. and few more things.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”
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A new husband arrived home with a big bouquet of flowers. His wife met him at the door, saw the flowers and dropped on the floor, spreading her legs in front of him. "This is for the flowers," she said. "Don't be silly," he said. "I'am sure we have a vase somewhere at home".  
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I do love to leave roses.. and few more things..  
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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.” 
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A man is giving his teenage son "the talk". After describing the more technical details of conception, he goes into describing the beauty of the female form. "And the best part," he says, "is like a beautiful flower. Before having sex, it has an intoxicating scent, soft beautiful folds, and overflowing with sweet nectar." He finishes with a wink. "Ok," says the son, "but you said thats before having sex. What's it like after?" The dad replies, " Ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
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I always found this plant very interesting.. hugssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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A man is giving his teenage son "the talk". After describing the more technical details of conception, he goes into describing the beauty of the female form. "And the best part," he says, "is like a beautiful flower. Before having sex, it has an intoxicating scent, soft beautiful folds, and overflowing with sweet nectar." He finishes with a wink. "Ok," says the son, "but you said thats before having sex. What's it like after?" The dad replies, " Ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?" 
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I always found this plant very interesting.. hugssssss V
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Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses.
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Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses. 
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The first geezer said, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I cut my face!" The second old fogey one-upped him. "My hands shake so bad that when I trimmed my garden yesterday I sliced all my flowers!" The third old man laughed and said, "That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss yesterday, I came three times."
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Here is another pic taken in Victoria BC Canada.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I live on the gulf coast now, but when those daffodils sprung up from the frozen ground, it was such a relief that winter was over. Daffodils make me happy. "Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I'm yours forever." ... Neil Gaiman quotes
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Those Daffodils are so pretty
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I am a simple gal... i really like spring so i can see the tulips pop up everywhere and the lilac bushes my neighbours (not me...sad face) have. Communication IS the key so please visit my blog! ~BECKS~   
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The first geezer said, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I cut my face!" The second old fogey one-upped him. "My hands shake so bad that when I trimmed my garden yesterday I sliced all my flowers!" The third old man laughed and said, "That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss yesterday, I came three times." [image]
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Here is another pic taken in Victoria BC Canada.. [image]
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I live on the gulf coast now, but when those daffodils sprung up from the frozen ground, it was such a relief that winter was over. Daffodils make me happy. [image]
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Those Daffodils are so pretty
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I am a simple gal... i really like spring so i can see the tulips pop up everywhere and the lilac bushes my neighbours (not me...sad face) have. [image]
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My wife was having a go at me for 'invading her personal space', so I surprised her with some flowers... "Fuck off, I'm trying to take a shit!" she said
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My wife was having a go at me for 'invading her personal space', so I surprised her with some flowers... "Fuck off, I'm trying to take a shit!" she said 
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