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The cops  

pal334 69M  
51296 posts
2/12/2017 5:06 am

Last Read:
2/13/2017 6:13 am

The cops

I have made fun of a lot of different people, and I think it is now time the members of the Law Enforcement community be included. As background, my military career was involved with Police work for the military and evolved over the years. So nothing I am posting is intended to be denigrating. No matter who we are, I think we need to have a sense of humor about ourselves. Please share anything you would like.



A French policeman stops the Englishman's car and asks if he has been drinking.
With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malt scotches thereafter.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcohol-test (breath test) the Englishman and verifies that he is indeed totally sloshed.
He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French Law, he is going to be arrested.
The Englishman answers with a bit of humour, "No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and that my wife is driving…on the other side?"









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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/12/2017 5:09 am

Sometimes things are just too funny [image]

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goodatpoetry2 74M
16552 posts
2/12/2017 5:38 am

Those were great!

Especially the *Knock Knock* and the *Paper Scissors* ones...


dell9600 67M  
1426 posts
2/12/2017 5:47 am

those were good


camperdude_69 63M
4641 posts
2/12/2017 6:07 am

very nice


ScottF66 58M

2/12/2017 6:27 am

Thank you for the laughs.


Luv2bottom4u2 67M  
1875 posts
2/12/2017 6:39 am

Great funnies.


tommy609z 65M
576 posts
2/12/2017 6:40 am

good ones--- all gave me a chuckle


SimpleLatina 59F
3447 posts
2/12/2017 6:55 am

These are good, the dog ones are the best


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
2/12/2017 7:52 am

Good one Pal hugssssssssss V

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superbjversion2 69F  
24388 posts
2/12/2017 11:08 am

I was smiling as read each one until the last .... that's when I laughed!

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


brandygirasol 55T
673 posts
2/12/2017 12:06 pm

Military And Law Enforcement I Salute You!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/12/2017 1:47 pm

The last and only time I was speeding in a car a police car drove up to me, the police officer said "Pullover". I said, "No, its a cardigan" and drove on!


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
2/13/2017 4:45 am

These are just priceless. I loved every one of them

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/13/2017 5:55 am

    Quoting  :

That was a bit cheeky

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/13/2017 5:56 am

    Quoting goodatpoetry2:
    Those were great!

    Especially the *Knock Knock* and the *Paper Scissors* ones...
They could be a shockers

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/13/2017 5:57 am

I aim to please

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/13/2017 5:58 am

I am glad you enjoyed them

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/13/2017 5:59 am



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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/13/2017 6:00 am

    Quoting ScottF66:
    Thank you for the laughs.
My pleasure

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/13/2017 6:01 am

A good way to start a day

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/13/2017 6:01 am

    Quoting tommy609z:
    good ones--- all gave me a chuckle
A success!!

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/13/2017 6:03 am

    Quoting SimpleLatina:
    These are good, the dog ones are the best
They show such intent

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/13/2017 6:05 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Good one Pal hugssssssssss V
Excellent, I am happy you enjoyed

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/13/2017 6:07 am

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    I was smiling as read each one until the last .... that's when I laughed!
Got ya then eh?

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/13/2017 6:08 am

And most appreciated, I assure you

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