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My Farts Smell Like Blog War  

CynicusMaximus 52M
399 posts
1/26/2016 3:38 am
My Farts Smell Like Blog War


Everything i have written here since September has been angry.

Everything that i have written here has been directed at every single gossip mongering blogger with nothing else to do and with even less conviction.

Everything that i have written has been about how fed up i became with everyone who just loves to read about someone else's train wreck and occasionally throw rocks at the victims involved.

Everything that i have written sounds like the loud verbal manifesto by some angry youth in a John Hughes movie. One where the angry protagonist makes his point and walks out of the school gym with one leather glove raised in victory expecting everyone to follow... but no one does.

So, fuck it..

This post stays up no matter what. The verdict is in and i can't stand about 95% of the bloggers on this site.

All of you can seriously go fuck yourselves in the ass with an old boot for all i care.

I might watch if you post a video too.

On a positive note.. this site was instrumental in convincing me that i got lucky. SativaMaximus really is my soul mate. We may not have much, but we have a nice little existence together and while life may be a struggle at times for us things are never boring. Through all of this, i know i really love her and i know no other woman is ever going to truly captivate me completely.

We might get swayed from time to time.. for an hour or two, but we always come back to each other.

So, life away from the blog has been good. It really has.. our small business is finally starting to take off once i got serious about how my time is worth a lot more than i thought.

Mistakes were made and there are some that i need to fix, but this is how we learn.

This is truly my last blog post here. I'm done with the bullshit, and you guys can keep fighting amongst yourselves cause you're always going to have an audience here.

TicklePlease and LucieGirl, y'all are cool... but fuck everyone else.

TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
1/26/2016 12:20 pm

Aw man.... I know there's gotta be more of us!

I'm happy about that soulmate thing ya know... you lucky fuckers. *wink


luciegirl2 55F  
508 posts
1/26/2016 8:04 pm

you better say im cool, dammit!!!! lol Im gonna miss you, though i dont really comment on most blogs i do read them. Glad you and your soul mate are doing well. And when things slow down a bit, lets have a drink.


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