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Orgasms and Weed!  

kzoopair 73M/71F
8610 posts
4/12/2015 6:39 pm
Orgasms and Weed!

That's the first campaign slogan for the [post 3615824] candidacy! Mac tasked me as Minister of Misinformation to come up with a campaign slogan, but these inspiring words from his own drug addled brain and reefer stained lips say it better than any deranged bullshit I could come up with.

A chicken in every pot and pot in every chicken. Then we'll eat the chicken while it's still high. It's the only humane thing to do. Men may suck at eating pussy but they can power eat some chicken, now! An interesting variation might be to let the pussy eat the chicks and then scarf down the pussy. Not that there's anything right about that- in fact it's actually pretty sick and depraved. Just remember, you herd it here first.

So.....................it's:


Orgasms and weed!

Cum to where the flavor is! McManiac Nation!

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petitandnaughty 113F
9755 posts
4/12/2015 7:01 pm

Foria has designed a new personal lubricant for women comprised of liquid coconut oil and medical-grade cannabis that can supposedly produce mind-blowing orgasms that last up to 15 minutes.

Viva marijuana e l'orgasmo!


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kittyliquor519 58M
2730 posts
4/12/2015 7:14 pm

Sounds good to me

Everyone is on a different plane of intelligence. Some people's plane has not taken off yet!!


2trythis 60F
5109 posts
4/12/2015 7:20 pm

Go McManiac! But I thought he had moved on to world domination? But I guess it would make sense to rule America first.

I have a campaign question, will everyone still get a trophy?


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/12/2015 7:26 pm

    Quoting petitandnaughty:
    Foria has designed a new personal lubricant for women comprised of liquid coconut oil and medical-grade cannabis that can supposedly produce mind-blowing orgasms that last up to 15 minutes.

    Viva marijuana e l'orgasmo!
You should be Minister of scientific research. This is breathtaking news! No woman experiencing a fifteen minute orgasm is going to be wasting energy bitching about who has the remote control.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/12/2015 7:29 pm

    Quoting oral4ya765:
    That slogan beats the hell out of Hope and Change
The candidate himself coined the slogan. It ain't half bad, is it? He was just too stoned to realize it was a slogan. It takes a small minded and manipulative prick to turn simple words of wisdom into an endlessly repeated and therefore meaningless slogan, so naturally I jumped right on it.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/12/2015 7:31 pm

Well, of course it does! That's the whole idea! Pass me that cute young campaign volunteer, will ya?

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/12/2015 7:36 pm

    Quoting 2trythis:
    Go McManiac! But I thought he had moved on to world domination? But I guess it would make sense to rule America first.

    I have a campaign question, will everyone still get a trophy?
The campaign is in it's infancy. He's making it up as he goes along. I may just advise that he keep it in its infancy. Infantile behavior suits me.

A trophy? Atrophy? We don't need no stinking atrophy! There are bongs to pick up and women to toke. (What are you doing after the staff meeting? I'd like to discuss the new slogan in depth with you.)

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petitandnaughty 113F
9755 posts
4/12/2015 7:52 pm

    Quoting kzoopair:
    You should be Minister of scientific research. This is breathtaking news! No woman experiencing a fifteen minute orgasm is going to be wasting energy bitching about who has the remote control.
My research so far indicates:
"Marijuana has been cited as an aphrodisiac in ancient texts and folk medicine."
"Feelings of communion between weed-smoking partners can be more profound than mere sexual sensation."
"High and sexually enhanced in older adults smoking a joint before sex..."

I accept that position and promise to continue my research and support the motto "Orgasms and weed".

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/12/2015 8:06 pm

    Quoting petitandnaughty:
    My research so far indicates:
    "Marijuana has been cited as an aphrodisiac in ancient texts and folk medicine."
    "Feelings of communion between weed-smoking partners can be more profound than mere sexual sensation."
    "High and sexually enhanced in older adults smoking a joint before sex..."

    I accept that position and promise to continue my research and support the motto "Orgasms and weed".
You might just be the most valuable- and only sane- member of the team.

Namascray. The crazy in me recognizes and honors the crazy in you.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/12/2015 8:07 pm

    Quoting  :

Unfortunately, a lot of the others are also being honest. They are genuinely stupid. It's frightening.

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petitandnaughty 113F
9755 posts
4/12/2015 8:32 pm

    Quoting kzoopair:
    You might just be the most valuable- and only sane- member of the team.

    Namascray. The crazy in me recognizes and honors the crazy in you.
I'm honored..

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
4/13/2015 1:07 am

The campaign is getting off to a magnificent start!
Who do I send a campaign donation to?


canyaz 56F
17128 posts
4/13/2015 4:30 am

Fantastic! You, I mean he, has my vote!

There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.
canyaz


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/13/2015 8:30 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    The campaign is getting off to a magnificent start!
    Who do I send a campaign donation to?
The large ones go right here! Donations under twenty five dollars can go directly to Mac.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/13/2015 8:35 am

    Quoting canyaz:
    Fantastic! You, I mean he, has my vote!
Welcome to McManiac Nation! The all natural organic hemp headbands haven't arrived yet but I ordered them on the internet so they should be here soon.

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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
4/13/2015 8:39 am

The world would be a better place with Mac around hugsssssssssss V He has my vote!

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/13/2015 8:42 am

    Quoting mcmaniac:
    I love that baby! I wonder if that marijuana lube works on men???? I'd probably forget what I was doing mid-sex! I hope Kathynj was up late "pounding" out some campaign ideas! This is all excellent misinformation! Good job, sir!
The kid has attitude, don't he?
I wondered the same thing about the lube instantly! I definitely have to get my hands on some. I'm pretty sure Kathleen was spending the night milking seminal ideas right from their sources...I think she got hold of some of that hemp lube.
And thanks for the pat on the back- we aim to please!

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/13/2015 8:49 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    The world would be a better place with Mac around hugsssssssssss V He has my vote!
Hugssssssss will be our version of a secret handshake- a long close hug, a grab and a grope. With luck it will end with a poke!
Huggggggggggggs!

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normalisoktoo 54M

4/13/2015 2:18 pm

Arrrrrright...

We're manufacturing recycled glass bongs (of every size) and steamrollers with "Orgasms and Weed" printed on the sides. T-shirts are coming, they are made of hemp. Coffee-cups. We'll distribute them nationwide (at first) and then worldwide after the big take-over.

Who doesn't want orgasms and Weed? 'Tis perfecto.

Thanks, B!


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/13/2015 3:51 pm

    Quoting mcmaniac:
    AHA!!!! You, Sir will now be Secretary of the Treasury as well as Minister of Misinformation! This Regime will need not only a good bean counter, but also a good magician! Carry on the excellent work!
I'm not that good a bean counter but I DO have a very fast and loose relationship with facts- I try never to let the truth stand in the way of a good story.
Thanks chief! I'll try to live down to your expectations!

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/13/2015 3:54 pm

    Quoting normalisoktoo:
    Arrrrrright...

    We're manufacturing recycled glass bongs (of every size) and steamrollers with "Orgasms and Weed" printed on the sides. T-shirts are coming, they are made of hemp. Coffee-cups. We'll distribute them nationwide (at first) and then worldwide after the big take-over.

    Who doesn't want orgasms and Weed? 'Tis perfecto.

    Thanks, B!
I was a zombie when I got the news of my appointment, sleep deprived and a bit hung over too, but as soon as I read Mac's comments to his supporters I knew we had a good slogan!
McManiac Nation! >>!

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/13/2015 3:55 pm

    Quoting  :

Are you interested in being an under secretary?

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lustforsex83 40M

4/14/2015 9:19 am

This is the first I have heard of this campaign. If its as funny as that big-titted Hiliary pic, I may buy campaign signs.


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/14/2015 9:57 am

He just launched his bid a couple of days ago. I'm imagining a meld of Hunter S. Thompson's run for sheriff of Aspen and the Summer of Love in San Francisco.
Power to the perverts!

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/14/2015 10:08 am

    Quoting  :

Check this out, Cinnamon:

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