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Tits, ass and a gratuitous pussy pic  

kzoopair 73M/71F
8610 posts
4/9/2016 10:21 pm
Tits, ass and a gratuitous pussy pic

I've had a nagging feeling that my blog could use more traffic. I'm pretty sure any male blogger on the site might easily feel the same way. It's hard to compete with tits and ass. Most of the members are male, and most of those aren't looking to make friends with other guys. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Some of them are, and they're sure as hell welcome here. Not that there's anything wrong with that, either. The women who are here aren't- most of them- looking for dick pics. So, you gotta have a fucking gimmick. I could actually write something worth reading, but that's a lot of fucking work, and there's no guarantee that if I put in the time it's gonna be worth reading. Christ, life is hard! I was told when I was a that if I worked hard and did all the shit they told me I had to do, that I could get ahead. I'm not looking to be president or anything. Mainly, I just want some head. I don't believe the hype the site feeds me, but, goddamnit, my folks and my teachers all told me, forfucksake.

Anyway, this post is simply shameless pandering. There's no other way to put it. I'll be watching, and you can bet your asses I'm keeping a count.

Great tits!



Ass!



Gratuitous pussy pic!





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KItkat1415 61F  
20051 posts
4/9/2016 10:30 pm

I love the tits but the ass isn't for me.
Kk

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Furbal1972 51M
18571 posts
4/9/2016 10:41 pm

Bet ya never had anyone tell ya "nice tits" before.

You got me with the pussy pic. I was totally expecting a cat.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/9/2016 10:44 pm

    Quoting  :

How did he get that name? It's a great name, but he's still such a pussy.

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LemonSqueezy7116 52F
452 posts
4/9/2016 10:45 pm

Lol!!! I was expecting a Kitty pic!


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/9/2016 10:51 pm

    Quoting KItkat1415:
    I love the tits but the ass isn't for me.
    Kk
Don't make up your mind so quickly, honey. Just remember what Mark Twain said about the ass. Donkeys are such sweethearts! I'm a huge ass fan. I read that back and it sounds so wrong. I mean, I really love me some ass! I'm not huge myself- just average. And I mean, I do love a huge ass. But not Lindsey Graham. I don't give a shit what he said about Ted Cruz, he's still an unpalatable and quite huge ass.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/9/2016 10:53 pm

    Quoting  :

Thank you sweetie! Nice to see you again.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/9/2016 10:55 pm

    Quoting Furbal1972:
    Bet ya never had anyone tell ya "nice tits" before.

    You got me with the pussy pic. I was totally expecting a cat.
I haven't. Thank you. They are pretty nice tits, aren't they?

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/9/2016 10:58 pm

I do have a kitty. His name is Franz, after Kafka, but he's a terrible model. And he has a dick. I reckon I could kill two birds with one stone if I could get a picture of a pussy's dick, but I do not have a bird.

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redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
4/9/2016 11:09 pm

I've been contemplating showing some tits and ass myself . But (or butt) I would need to get a boob job . . . and a pair of Double Ds on a hairy chest sickens even me. I also have hardly any ass, but I do make up for that in some of my posts and responses (perhaps even this one).

If the last pic is a pussy I will be swearing off of them. amp; Of course that would be somewhat redundant since getting pussy on a "sex site" seems to have become an oxymoron here.

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redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
4/9/2016 11:10 pm

    Quoting  :

Who in hell brings a sheep to an ass party?

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/9/2016 11:13 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    I've been contemplating showing some tits and ass myself . But (or butt) I would need to get a boob job . . . and a pair of Double Ds on a hairy chest sickens even me. I also have hardly any ass, but I do make up for that in some of my posts and responses (perhaps even this one).

    If the last pic is a pussy I will be swearing off of them. amp; Of course that would be somewhat redundant since getting pussy on a "sex site" seems to have become an oxymoron here.
Well, you know, there are pussies and then there are pussies. It's all about context. You kind of want pussy on a woman, ya know, but it's unbecoming in a man.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/9/2016 11:14 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Who in hell brings a sheep to an ass party?
Fuck. I forgot the sheep pic. Oh well, too late now.

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gardenboy321 60M  
41936 posts
4/9/2016 11:42 pm

So now I'm wondering how many views this post got in the first hour? I'm guessing probably more than any you've gotten before, and probably more men as well. I sure got suckered in.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/10/2016 12:04 am

    Quoting gardenboy321:
    So now I'm wondering how many views this post got in the first hour? I'm guessing probably more than any you've gotten before, and probably more men as well. I sure got suckered in.
I said I was counting but I lied. Who really gives a shit anyway, right? I'm just here to fuck around and have fun. SO many factors go into how many views and comments you'll get. You might be able to reduce blogging to a science and numbers, but then it isn't really about writing, is it? And blogs here aren't very much about writing for most readers..and it isn't about reading either. It sure helps to have some tits and ass.

I can't bitch about feedback- this has been a great blogging venue for me.

(I did get a lot of looks considering the late hour I posted. I've got more hits before, but not for crap like this.)

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myelin36 53F
3612 posts
4/10/2016 2:23 am

Thanks for the laughs!

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nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
4/10/2016 6:07 am

Love it!!!!

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redhotfun4you2 61F  
1596 posts
4/10/2016 7:11 am

Great pictures.


HermanG67 56M
8464 posts
4/10/2016 7:21 am

lol

awesome


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
4/10/2016 7:46 am

Well they are cute tits, blue footed boobs.

I haven't seen that pussy around in a while though.

Vive La Difference


Shyguyinaz 59M
1624 posts
4/10/2016 7:47 am

Well done, let me boost your traffic numbers by one.


Great_eight 58M
1561 posts
4/10/2016 8:16 am

    Quoting mcmaniac:
    Wouldn't it be funny if the "image" feature was turned off. How many top bloggers would be exposed as "picture posters" with nothing to say. It's pretty sad, really.
Bingo!


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/10/2016 8:36 am

You're welcome. Thanks for laughing. it's awkward when you tell a joke and nobody laughs.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/10/2016 8:42 am

    Quoting  :

Thank you honey.

Funny? It would be Bizarro World! But, not to worry- there's no danger of me appearing on any lists, except in an FBI office. And it's a relief. The list here is more dangerous. I can still hold my head up in society with my name on the FBI list.

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rachel0718 58F
20470 posts
4/10/2016 8:45 am

A great chuckle this morning! Thank you.


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08540Tantrafun 60M  
1072 posts
4/10/2016 8:50 am

Tits, ass and pussy are so yesterday. So are cock pics. I thought you hacked into Caitlin Jenner's photo files and was going to show us his/her tits, mangina and ass. Yeh I thought you too went to the dark side and made a kardasian post. Kardasians, Mr. Gray and BBC's are all the rage now. You got to figure out a new shtick to get a head these days.

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