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I need a new alarm clock!  

Gravityless 48M
30 posts
10/9/2014 6:31 am

Last Read:
10/12/2014 11:30 pm

I need a new alarm clock!

I slept in this morning by about 20 minutes That makes my morning a scramble and means I have to drive past Tim Hortons without stopping for a coffee Now that sucks!!!
I need a new alarm clock! I don't like loud bells and radio alarms have all those annoying morning show people acting like asses.... I'd like to find maybe one with two soft lips, a warm twisting tongue, and a penchant for caressing... Anyone seen one like this?

I'd still be 20 minutes late to start my morning, but be in a hell of a lot better mood!!!

rm_fit4ufor3rd 60M/63F
678 posts
10/9/2014 6:33 am

yes, its called a good wife.


Gravityless replies on 10/9/2014 7:01 am:
Do they have those at Future Shop? lol

excited_4_now 53F
5464 posts
10/9/2014 7:33 pm

Be careful I get excited when you rant

If it was good, its great but if it was bad then you call that experience

E-4-N


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