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Sunday Humor A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No,'"she replied, "I'm sorry but it isn't." "Well," he asked, "if I pay you $100, what cut does the girl get?" "The house gets $80 and the girl get $20," she answered. Offended at such an unfair distribution, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all the union rules." The man asked, "So if I pay you $100, what cut does the girl get?" "The girl gets $80 and the house gets $20," the Madam replied. "That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and then pointed to a stunningly attractive young green-eyed blonde. "I'd like her," he said. "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "But Ethel has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next." .... I still blame my dad for my bad sex life. When he was telling me about the birds and the bees, all he said was the man goes on top and the woman on the bottom. The first three years of our marriage my wife and I slept in bunk beds. .... I once went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody. .... Last evening I asked my wife if she wanted to change positions. She said OK, you stand over the sink and I'll lie on the sofa with a beer and watch TV. .... Once I made love to a virgin. I used a Star Trek condom. I wanted to boldly go where no man had gone before. .... I once made love to my wife for an hour and five minutes.Okay, so it was on the spring evening we set the clocks ahead. Ever see the large fuel transport trucks driving down the street with the sign on the rear: "This vehicle stops at all Railroad Road Crossings" Saw one the other day: "This vehicle stops at all R R Crossings, Blonds, Brunettes, and - - - Will back up a mile for a Red Head" I started a petition to ban people from collecting autographs. So far I've got 52,148 signatures. Stolen from another web site mind you. |
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