2336 posts 11/10/2014 4:24 am
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jokes of the day
1. A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his
mouth.
A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash
your face and hands."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"
Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and
hands."
The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so
marched over to inquire what was wrong.
"Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"
Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She whipped
back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis out of
the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the
bedclothes and announced,
"Nothing wrong with them!!!"
At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again, "Are my test
results back???"
2.
There is a birch tree and beech tree, in-between the two grows a young sapling, the two trees argue whether it is a of a birch or a of a beech.
After hours of arguing they can not decide, so they ask the wood pecker to investigate to see weather it is a of a birch or a of a beech,
The wood pecker goes down pecks it for a while and returns, and informs them that it was the best piece of ash he had ever sunk his pecker into.
[3.
woman wants to surprise her husband for their 25th anniversary.
She decides to go out buy some sexy lingerie. She picks up some crotch less panties and a new bra.
When the hubby gets home from work she's sprawled out on the bed wearing her new lingerie. In her sexiest voice she says "do you want some of this, big boy?”
Slightly frightened, the man exclaims "hell no, look what it did to your panties!
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which was the best joke ?? you can only pick one
so is it 1 2 or 3
I like #3
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if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question
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386 posts 11/10/2014 5:32 am |
I like number 2
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2456 posts 11/10/2014 5:37 am |
luv I agree too !!!!!!!
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if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question
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321 posts 11/10/2014 5:37 am |
i enjoyed all of them. let us have some more please.
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2456 posts 11/10/2014 6:15 am |
thanks  I'm glad to make someone mile
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if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question
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74582 posts 11/10/2014 8:05 am |
I've not heard #2 before
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2456 posts 11/11/2014 1:53 am |
C neither had I
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if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question
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2456 posts 11/11/2014 1:53 am |
Walton I agree
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if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question
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