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family Bait joke of the day  

LaffLuvLilyslive 57F
2336 posts
11/22/2014 9:40 am
family Bait joke of the day


FAMILY BAIT

A man in Florida, in his 80s, calls his in New York one November day.

The father says to the , "I hate to tell you, but we've got some troubles here in the house. Your mother and I can't stand each other anymore, and we're getting a divorce. I've had it! I want to live out the rest of my years in peace. I'm telling you now, so you and your sister shouldn't go into shock later when I move out."

He hangs up, and the immediately calls his sister in the Hampton and tells her the news. The sister says, "I'll handle this."

She calls Florida and says to her father, "Don't do ANYTHING till we get there! We'll be there Wednesday night." The father agrees, "All right."

He hangs up the phone and hollers to his wife, "Okay, they're coming for Thanksgiving. Now, what are we going to tell them for Christmas?

whats the best/worse excuse you gave for getting out of visiting relatives durig the holidays ?????????????????
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if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question
handsumhoosier 60M/57F
386 posts
11/22/2014 1:51 pm


andy8brenda 49M/59F
29 posts
11/22/2014 9:12 pm

 shame on the kids shouldve been going in the first place their parents are in their 80s


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