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magic sandals =D This married couple was on holiday in India. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a salesman say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." So the married couple walked in. The Indian man said to them "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. They make you wild at sex like great desert camel." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The salesman replied, "Just try them on." Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the salesman, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the man's thighs. The salesman then began screaming, "STOP!!! YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FOOT!!" 4  if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question |
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Ha. That was cute. Communication IS the key so please visit my blog! ~BECKS~   
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these 4 nuns walk into church and have to tell their sins to the priest who is sitting in a confessional booth... the first nun goes to the confessional and comes back a few minutes later... the three other nuns want to know what she confessed to and what was the penance... so the nun tells them that she told the priest that she had seen the penis of a man... yes, they shouted, and, what did the priest say? the first nun responded that the priest told her to go to put some holy water over her eyes to cleanse them and say five hail marys... that's not so bad remarked nun number 2... and she got up from her kneeling position on the pew and went to confess her sins... a few minutes later she comes back and the nuns asked her what happened. She told them that she confessed to the priest that she had touched a man's penis... the priest told her to rub some holy water over her lips to clean them and then say 10 hail marys... the third nun got up to go to the confessional and the fourth nun grabbed her and said: 'Susie, let me go first so that I can drink the holy water before you have to sit in it'.... To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! 
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