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Blogs > LaffLuvLilyslive > L.L.L.'s erotic Garden

friday funnies  

LaffLuvLilyslive 57F
2336 posts
6/19/2015 6:30 am
friday funnies

A woman sits down next to a cowboy in a saloon.

She says, "Are you a REAL cowboy?"

He replies, "Well, Mam, I brand calves, rope steers, mend fence, ride the range...think about cows a lot of the time...yep...I guess I'm a REAL cowboy."

She says, "I'm a lesbian. I think about women all day, all evening, all the time...I think about making love with women."

They sat there sipping their beers. Then, a man walked in and sat on the other side of the cowboy. He said, "Are you a REAL cowboy?"

The cowboy responded, "Well, I THOUGHT I was...but I just found out that I'm really a lesbian."


"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic lecturer.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" he enquired with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself"
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if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question
justskin1 72M
13175 posts
6/19/2015 6:47 am

 I've never been a Cowboy but I hadn't realized I was a lesbian.
That last one makes me think of the too many posts I see complaining of a lack of real people. They always make me want to leave a snarky comment but I resist as picking on the mentally disabled is not nice.
If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


LaffLuvLilyslive replies on 6/19/2015 8:10 am:
no its nice not everyone was as lucky as you or I

easy_going2014 57M
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14366 posts
6/19/2015 8:32 am

 Hi LLL...

My initial response was going to be 'idiot' ...

However, upon further review I must be a lesbian, because I luv women!!!

Just sayin'
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Good luck!!!


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
6/19/2015 12:14 pm
Two cowboys walk into a saloon to find a woman chocking and beginning to turn blue.
The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt, yanks down her knickers and slowly runs his tongue up and down her ass. This shocks the woman into a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her mouth and she begins to breathe again.
The cowboy walks back over to the bar and takes a swig of his beer. His partner says in admiration, "You know, I'd heard about that there Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."


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