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Oops! The Laundry Guy now knows I'm a SLUT.*
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Oops! The Laundry Guy now knows I'm a SLUT.* This is a true story...much to my chagrin. I enjoy double entendres and sexy texting with friends. On good days, I have texted indecent proposals to my partner in crime ALL DAY LONG. I'm a fast typist, so when I'm at home, I text from my computer in the Mac program called iMessage* (now "MessageS"), which shows all the people I'm texting in a line. One after another. Each week, I text The Laundry Guy (TLG) to ask if he can pick up my used sheets and towels and deliver them back to me, clean and neatly folded. I was typing fast and, well, you guessed it, I invited TLG, rather than my partner in crime, to meet up with me, knock over a swinger couple and have a little bananas & cream in a game I called "Bowling for Fuckers." I blushed intensely as I apologized when TLG came by to pick up my laundry the next TWO times. (It happened TWICE! My fast fingers only learned their lesson the second time.) TLG, balding, in his mid-60s, said sweetly, "I thought it was funny...but I was glad my wife didn't see it!" Warmly, Angie aka BiPolyBabe69 * Next story: What it means to be a SLUT. NOTE: When I told this story to a new friend, he said he'd had the same mix-up in texts from his phone going to two different women he was seeing, one with whom he did sexy texting and none who was pissed off when she got the message intended for the other one. |
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2/4/2016 3:02 pm |
That could be good or bad but I think good
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2 cool sexy
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 Back in the pre-digital days I got a phone call early in the morning, and she launched right into sexy talk. I listened for a good few minutes and then she said "Robbie?" and I said "No, not Robbie but don't stop now!" She hung up.Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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How funny! One of the first guys I was dating after my marriage was over was sexting with me and I accidentally sent one response to my former sis-in-law! She laughed it off and it was fine but I was a bit embarrassed. Kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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