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Blogs > bipolybabe69 > "..yes I said yes I will Yes."

How Shall I Build a Milking Table?  

bipolybabe69 62F
404 posts
2/25/2016 7:59 am
How Shall I Build a Milking Table?

As a Domina, I get interesting requests. I enjoyed the challenge of trying to have stinky feet for one domination session. Since I am always spotlessly clean and scent-free from a shower right before each session, I couldn't quite figure out how to be smelly in just one spot.

Luckily, I have a creative group of kinky friends. I emailed them my question, and my French ami Dominique replied: "Camembert. One hour in the sun. Apply between toes."

Parfait! (Since a lot of people think Camembert smells like stinky feet anyway.) I put it between my toes and bought some cheap (used) shoes at the thrift store...which I wore for 30 minutes before the session and threw away immediately afterward. The was delighted!

Most recently, I've had someone ask about a "milking table." So I went online and searched for it. My search turned up, drum roll, milking table porn!

I don't have anything against porn but I find it boring. I prefer my sexual experiences in full Sensurround as I'm more oriented toward arousal through sensation and energy in my body, rather than visually focused. The only porn I ever found erotic was the stuff that's outre. Let's just say it's between a woman and man's best friend. But, now I've digressed.

Coming back to my question, how would I figure out where to locate a hole in my massage table to accommodate the greatest number of men's bat and balls?

If you would be so kind as to share your ideas, I'd be most appreciative. If you, Sir, would tell me 1) your height and 2) your height minus head and neck (shoulders down) and 3) how many inches from your shoulders I'd find your best friend, that would be delightful!

Thanking you in advance,

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Bipolybabe69 aka Angie

humorlife 56M  
5710 posts
3/30/2016 5:27 am

 It's early, and yet your story about Camembert is a serious contender for the high point of the day. And the day is looking pretty good, so it's not as if there isn't competition...
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