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Blogs > Red_Elf > Rewriting My Life

A List of Things I'm Too Old For  

Red_Elf 51F
578 posts
4/5/2016 1:57 am
A List of Things I'm Too Old For
1. I'm too old for relationships with no sense of connection. Sure, I can have one based mostly on sex that isn't of primary focus, but if you are dedicating an hour or so a week to me, and only when we are both tired, while you put energy and focus into banging other women, that's just lame. Give me a proper amount of your time and energy if you have it, or don't bother. Also, don't go months after saying you want to be my sex friend, total MIA, no contact, and then suddenly pop back onto my life months later. Just don't.

2. I'm too old to listen to men patronize me like I don't know what I'm talking about. Seriously, I'm not perfect, but I'm reasonably brilliant, and know when I know what I'm talking about, and you just need to grow a pair and shut the hell up.

3. I'm too old to put up with objectification. If you inbox me with nonsense that has more to do with your fantasies than any sense of interest in who I am and what I may want, you're barking up the wrong tree.

My profile lets people know what I'm about without giving too much detail. I treat everyone with respect and authenticity. Yes, I have a lover who is pretty much primary that I care deeply about and tend to talk about often. No, that doesn't mean I will treat you badly when we do spend time together, though I may cut it short if I have other plans. Once we have established a substantial connection, I will not just drop away and I will not over book my dance card so you never get quality me. That's not how I do things.

MOST of the time I'm well behaved...but if you weren't, and, enjoyed having your ass handed to you, visit my blog and become a subscriber. There you can read all about how I am actively authoring, and rewriting, my life .

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lookin4funinBC9 63M
1386 posts
4/5/2016 3:00 am

 Here's one I am to old to give a shit! About anything that I want


Halal_Pork 49M
Ask me for a photo

4/5/2016 3:07 am

 The world definitely need more women such as yourself.


notsure1949 75M
10657 posts
4/5/2016 4:59 am

 you are never too old


Red_Elf replies on 4/5/2016 7:41 am:
I'm going to say that I am the only one who gets to decide if I'm too old for certain shit. I realize that some people are pretty uptight about age, but I don't have anything against getting old.

mattlikesfun 40M
13 posts
5/31/2017 12:55 am

 great post; thanks for sharing.


Red_Elf replies on 5/31/2017 5:10 pm:
Thank you! Glad you stopped by!

hmmiwonder2 69M  
9 posts
9/28/2020 11:32 am

 There isn't much we can do about our "OLD" age, but hell if I'm gonna act like that. Granted, with age comes wisdom, so I know how and when to act my age...but if acting my age isn't fun, why be that way? If I ever become a grumpy old man, someone please shoot me and put me out of my misery.


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