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Blogs > Red_Elf > Rewriting My Life

Exploding Penises  

Red_Elf 51F
578 posts
5/16/2017 9:10 pm
Exploding Penises

So, yeah, ummm, a lot of guys like to moan about how they can't get enough sex.

Look, here. The honey bee males inseminate the queen bee, and in doing so, their penises explode and they die. Then she goes and bangs some more of these dude bees, and there are dead bees and exploding penises in her wake while she really gets around.

Then there are the female spiders who eat their mates.

Basically, human males, we don't eat you and your penis doesn't explode, killing you, so just chill. In the animal kingdom it gets a lot worse!
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pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
5/17/2017 6:13 am

 Clever post- hope some o f the men read it
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ProfPlayful 53M
3861 posts
5/17/2017 9:58 am

 In certain spiders and fish the mother eats (some of) her young.

Human males are not eaten by our sex partners, nor by our mothers.

You're right, Red_Elf! We've got a pretty good thing going!
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Red_Elf replies on 5/17/2017 5:09 pm:
The things people never think of!

discreteSteve62 50M
2169 posts
5/19/2017 11:22 am

 I'm in the delightful situation of getting a decent amount of great sex, limited only by our busy schedules, so I'm probably better off in that department than a lot of human males.

And unlike quite a few nonhuman animals, my penis only figuratively explodes. I don't have to worry about being eaten by a partner (just the occasional mild bite), but I'm often able to enjoy eating my partner, again only figuratively.


Red_Elf 51F
617 posts
5/20/2017 9:21 am
    Quoting discreteSteve62:
    I'm in the delightful situation of getting a decent amount of great sex, limited only by our busy schedules, so I'm probably better off in that department than a lot of human males.

    And unlike quite a few nonhuman animals, my penis only figuratively explodes. I don't have to worry about being eaten by a partner (just the occasional mild bite), but I'm often able to enjoy eating my partner, again only figuratively.
I know you are where you are because you put the time, effort, and other investments into creating the kind of relationship you wanted.

I have definitely had "lots of sex," and I've had "great sex." I even had a relationship that was great and we had great sex, just not a lot of it.

I'm ready to start thinking about how to have the right kind of relationship where I can get the great sex more often, and on a regular basis.

At least it's available to me on an irregular basis.
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