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Vagina, oh darling vagina
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Vagina, oh darling vagina Sigh, I can tell spring has sprung, my brain is beginning to bloom with dormant ideas. Some are great, some good some just plain weird. I have been on this site for quite a while, read all the arguments about men/women posting crotch shots. Nude shots, etc. That idea that was ran thru my brain yet again the other day was the birth of this blog. I am imagining a world, where it is forbidden to display ones face, only thing allowed is to go forth and display your crotch area. Male and female alike, no body, face, arm, leg nada just your crotch!!. It makes my eyes cross, and brain hurt to imagine what on earth the results of THAT would be for everyone. Can you imagine, going along and OH MY GOSH, that vagina is AMAZING!! just look at the color of the hair, the puffiness, the, the, well the VAGINA!!!. OH MY GOSH, wait, there is one that is smooth, NO HAIR!!!! just pink and smooth, some with a days new growth, sorta prickley if ya rubbed your face on it but what the heck!!!. Then there are the ones that are shaved in designer patterns!!!!! Imagine, a flight path!!! smooth all around, patch of hair down center, with little cute tattoos of lights running down each side. The ideas are limitless. Smiley faces!! hearts, sigh so many decisions. Suddenly, you espy one of those vaginas, and it takes your breath away, its the EXACT one you have spent your entire life searching for. You feel your heart race, palms get sweaty, your tongue tingles with possibilities, you head swivels around looking to see if anyone else has discovered this amazing vagina. Tossing caution to the wind you approach the vagina, smile bend over for closer inspection, and introduce yourself, "Hello, I am a Penis Card Carrier, I am so overwhelmed by your beauty". Of course there is no answer we all know no matter how beautiful, or brilliant a vagina is it cannot vocalize speech!!. Not to be thwarted, you continue speaking to your newly found love, the silent Vagina. You ask it if it would enjoy going to dinner, the thing don't even smile!! It might drool a bit, but hey!! that's to be expected from vagina, ya know wet, drippy, squirtey!! all divine traits to entrance you further. Slowly you uncross your eyes, your heart slows, and you look at the REST of the body carrying around that vagina. NOW your eyes widen! that heart starts up again pounding like a drum in your ears. WHAT THE HELL or WHO the HELL is this!!!!! Frantically you look around to see if anyone has seen you with this, this well whatever this is!!!! Cautiously, you say "Hello, nice to meet you, my name is Penis Card Carrier, and I am 30." "thats nice, I am 85, look good for my age don't I!". gigling again, people always say I look a lot younger.! and age is just a number. A smile breaks Vagina's owner displaying a tooth here or there. You are mesmerized by the mole on her nose with those three hairs growing out of it, thinking well she could braid it if she wanted to. You hear the voice saying, "uh huh? giggling, and chewing gum, snapping it loudly" little bit of spit drips down her chin, for some reason it isn't nearly as exciting as the vagina drip and wetness. You slowly look her over from top to bottom and now suddenly you realize, that vagina is the ONLY thing that drew your attraction. Your brain is hollering in your head, RUN PENIS CARD CARRIER RUN!!!! you can be saved if you make the dash for freedom now. At which time your feet finally get the message and begin moving. I know, I know, sounds pretty silly the entire thing, well guess what, having NOTHING but your penis or your crotch on display there is NO WAY that anyone can tell a single thing about you. Not your personality, not your sense of humor, not your overall looks. Obviously, crotch shots, can be decieving!!! A penis or vagina is NOT what you are truly interested in when you see someone, unless there are a LOT more things that are interesting, or attractive you are NOT going to accept JUST a VAGINA or a PENIS!!!. Lady |
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