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You'll like this A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in a river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. the preacher turns around and is almost overcome with the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus ?" The<b> drunk </font></b>shouts, "Yes I am !" So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him back and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus ?" The<b> drunk </font></b>replies, "No I haven't found Jesus." The preacher, shocked at the answer dunks him again for a little longer. He pulls him out of the water and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus ?" The<b> drunk </font></b>answers, "No I haven't found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at wit's end and dunks the<b> drunk </font></b>again... but this time holds him down for around 30 seconds, and when he starts kicking his arms and legs about, he pulls him back up. The preacher once again asks the drunk, "For the Love of God, have you found Jesus ?" The<b> drunk </font></b>staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath then says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in ?" ~Wee~ 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦 |
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A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in a river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. the preacher turns around and is almost overcome with the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus ?" The drunk shouts, "Yes I am !" So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him back and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus ?" The drunk replies, "No I haven't found Jesus." The preacher, shocked at the answer dunks him again for a little longer. He pulls him out of the water and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus ?" The drunk answers, "No I haven't found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at wit's end and dunks the drunk again... but this time holds him down for around 30 seconds, and when he starts kicking his arms and legs about, he pulls him back up. The preacher once again asks the drunk, "For the Love of God, have you found Jesus ?" The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath then says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in ?" 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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very good lmao
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This is great This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.
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12/16/2021 9:32 am |
Great joke!!!
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12/16/2021 9:38 am |
Funny
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very good lmao 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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This is great 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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Great joke!!! 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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Funny 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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If they baptized him one more time they would need to pull him out of the water by the ankles ! 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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