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I had always been told that women don't shit, they poo !! Great post !!!
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still laughing at this one to cute and very funny exploded... 4  if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question
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NPR had a science story on flatulence last year some time I think. The expert said that men have more flatulence than women but women's flatulence stinks more. Because men are larger in general they have longer digestive tracts which means food has longer to ferment.   The perversity of the universe is unbounded.
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Too funny!
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The women I've dated have all informed me that their s#!t didn't stink, so I shouldn't have to worry about that! 
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There was a fart competition in the blogs years ago. My favourite was "like a skunk crawled up your innards and died there". <- Profile photo courtesy of Bonding with coworkers
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Sounds like a great commercial, years ago people kept matches in bathroom , not sure if it worked. You know you are comfortable with the other person when using toilet and they are in bathroom....
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I'm left with two questions from this post. The first is what were you thinking, beans and burritos on a blind date? The other, did you ever see her again? I imagine her slinking out the door when you weren't watching after the carpet bombing she did in your bathroom. Great visual.
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Ah now I consider PooPourri a crime, a heinous misdeed to the humble jobby, whose aroma has graced our nostrils for millennia.  Apart from anything else, there would never be a PooPourri blend strong enough to cover up my stench, oh no, this will never happen!!
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On occasion, I have the need to avail myself of the facilities at the train station. I've come across times where I wanted to say "ladies, take care of your constipation at home!!" At least some carry around air refreshner sprays with them 
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