boo hooo here it comes.....
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Posted:May 28, 2015 6:24 am
Last Updated:Jun 1, 2015 9:14 am
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first off all my prayers go out to all who have been effected by all the storms lately.
. I must say though our weather here in Indiana has been wonderful. im actually going to go soak up some of this wonderful sun here in alittle while..
tomorrow is a huge day for my family my youngest id graduating from high school and finally has decided to attend ISU. he's taking prelaw yes he wants to be a lawyer a prosecuting lawyer at that... im so proud of him.
but bo ho here comes that empty nest syndrome... I believe since my eldest got married ive already been suffering fro it. who knows. im still in my battle to quit smoking. loosing so far but I know one of thee times its gonna stick and ill be a non smoker which will be so life changing for me.
I hope all of you are doing well and are feeling happy and satisfied today.
have any of you went through this damn empty nest syndrome.????
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thursday chuckles
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Posted:May 28, 2015 6:11 am
Last Updated:May 30, 2015 11:36 am
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A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman:
I would like to buy a pink curtain the size of my computer screen.
The surprised salesman replies:
But, madam, computers do not have curtains....
And the blonde said:
Helloooo.... I've got Windows!
After his motion to suppress evidence was denied by the court the angered attorney spoke up, “Your Honor,” he said, “What would you do if I called you stupid, degenerate, old fool.”
The Judge, now also angered, answered, I would hold you in contempt of court and seek to have you suspended from practicing before this court again!
” “What if I only though it?” asked the attorney.
“In that case, there is nothing I could do; you have the right to think whatever you want.”
“Oh, I see. If it pleases the court, let the record reflect, that I ‘think’ you’re a stupid, degenerate, old fool.”
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made it 8 days........
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Posted:May 22, 2015 11:43 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2015 4:49 am
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I am made 8 days.... but then I smoked damnit im gonna get back on my wagon asap. wish me luck once again.....
thanks to all who have given me support and for listening to me struggle
im not sure what made me pick up one and smoke it but I did I am so disappointed in myself but life goes on..... 
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That Beautiful Girl At Work
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Posted:May 21, 2015 7:20 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2015 11:44 am
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"If I'm not in bed by ten o'clock," said one female barfly to the other, "I'm going home."
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.
"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)
"I kicked her in the face."
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Let's talk about tickling today.
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Posted:May 20, 2015 8:01 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2015 11:06 am
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Let's talk about tickling today.
I was searching around looking for a new toy and I came across these tickle whips.. and this sexy little outfit. it's called a tickle bra.
I am not not sure if I would like either of these.
I love and hate to be tickled.
Alittle erotic tickle with a feather can feel so sensual. It definitely wakes up your sense that is true, but I can not stand to be tickled with fingers ! Nope it pees me off even.
My tickle spots are very common, but my husband has a few spots that you would of never thought would be ticklish..I bet he would enjoy either of these feather things..
They use to think humor and tickling were linked but these days they say they are not. what do you think ?
Do you need to be in a good mood to laugh when tickled or can the tickling get you to laugh even when truly peed off ?
Tell me.
Where are your tickle spots?
does tickling tickle your pickle?
or get you wet ?
or does it just plain peeve you off ?
much love {=}
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cured my husband
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Posted:May 19, 2015 8:55 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2015 11:07 am
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"I think I have finally cured my husband of coming home in the wee hours of the morning," the wife proudly announced to her friend.
"Last night, when I heard him fumbling downstairs, I yelled, 'Is that you, Frank?'"
"How has that cured him?" questioned her friend.
"Well, his name is Ed."
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still in the battle..of trying to quit smoking
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Posted:May 18, 2015 7:24 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2015 11:07 am
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word of the day
(my mood) regretful
feeling or showing regret.
regret:
feel sad, repentant, or disappointed over (something that has happened or been done, especially a loss or missed opportunity).
Take it back
I would take it back
For just another minute
Just another chance with you
Give it up
I would give everything up
Every last breath
Every first taste for you
Just to make it all right
Just to make it all right
But it's too late
To go back
I can see the darkness
Through the cracks
Daylight fading
II curse the breaking
The day is gone
The day is gone
Run away
I'll just run away
Like a
From all of them to you
And now I see
My most constant mistake
Is I don't know what I love till it's gone
But it's too late
To go back
I can see the darkness
Through the cracks
Daylight fading
I curse the breaking
The day is gone
The day is gone
It's too late
To go back
I let the darkness
Seep through the cracks
Love is bleeding
I curse my breathing
The day is gone
The day is gone
by :Noah Gundersen
my regret is not for my relationship choice but for all the bad choices I have made that will hurt and damage my ....im trying not to get stuck in this emotion but it keeps rearing its head so I must face it and challenge it to move forward and win this battle.....
much love
lily loves the world !!!
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shit faced =D
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Posted:May 18, 2015 6:54 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2015 10:55 am
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These Two condoms are out on a night in the town.
Walking down the road, they pass a gay dance club.
One condom turns to the other and asks, "Hey, do you want to get shitfaced tonight?"
An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class.
There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear.
Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. Now you must do the same, he told the class.
After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed. Second, the professor continued, you must have an acute sense of observation.
For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this man's anus, but licked my index finger?
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my life about now
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Posted:May 16, 2015 5:17 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2015 11:09 am
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yadda yadda yadda,,
so on and so forth.
so fuck it all !!!
.thats my life about now
ive got nothing for ya today well so far.
have a great weekend everyone.
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I do as I'm told
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Posted:May 15, 2015 5:52 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2015 11:10 am
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I feel the coolness of the tub as I first step in.
Quickly the hot warm begins to arrive relaxing easing my tired sore body.
Giving rest to my weary soul.
My mind begins to wander into nothingness.
The hot waters feels so intoxicating as I bend over allowing it to sooth me there in one of my secret places.
My mind continues to wander but not into nothingness this time. No it wanders into you, into you and me together..to that day
that glorious day you made a wish cum true.
I really do not have time for this today I say to myself, but I can not resist, this memory this flashback has to much power over me, so I let my mind begin to wander, my body soon follows, as I begin to touch all my secret places..that have already awoken.
My mind, my body remembers .like it was only yesterday..
you grab me from behind, I resist and try to pull away but you don't let me.. you put your hand around my throat then whisper in my ear the order to unzip your pants and release your cock.
You turn me around, glare into my eyes so I can see your hunger..
Quickly you grabbed ahold of my hair and push my to my knees making me eye level with your cock..
Slowly, you guide me by my hair to your throbbing cock, then order me to suck it, make it hard..
You order me to say it my love say it..
I do as I am told.
"I wanna feel you push my mouth down the shaft of your sweet cock, I wanna lick, taste your precum from off my lips.. I wanna feel you bang the back of my throat baby"..
I hear you moan at first then growl.
Forcibly you pulled your cock out of my hungry mouth ,frustrating me !
Never letting go of my hair you guide me to our room . point to our bed and order me to get on it and stay on all fours..
I do as I am told.
You got behind me, start ripping off my undies with your free hand and shove your hard throbbing cock deep in me.. you pull my hair harder and harder as you fuck me harder and harder pounding my sweet pussy.
You cum fast, but that didn't stop you
No my love, you flipped me over and start devouring my wet pussy like the nasty slut I am...
I too am about to cum, but
You stop and order me to play with my pussy as you watch.. make yourself cum, you ordered me..
I do as I'm told.
round and round my finger went causing my clitty to become even larger, as you watched me, with my other hand I shoved my fingers deep into my pussy fucking it like you would, till I made myself cum oh so fucking good !
but its not over yet.
No, you took ahold of my throat again look deep into me eyes, kiss me deeply, hungrily.
You put your sweet hard cock into me once again.
You tighten your grip with every thrust you made !
You went nice and slow at first, teasing my wet pussy but then You picked it up and fuck me hard, real hard baby!
till I erupted squirting all my nectar all over your sweet cock...
Now go lick my cock clean my nasty little slut, you ordered me.
i do as i'm told
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