TGIF - but wait, it's Sunday isn't it?
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Posted:Dec 28, 2014 8:34 am
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2014 11:21 am
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My TGIF is for "Thank Goodness I'min Florida"
For the rest of you crackers, y'all know what I'm talkin' about. It's perfect weather to be running around naked.
Well, I got the rest of the household chores done, now I am thinking about cutting the grass. The problem with that is, the grass is not very tall, it is just the weeds that might get their heads cut off. So here I am debating if I should take the mower out for a spin or not.
I'm not sure if I would actually accomplish anything if I did try to mow; because, there is a fine line between mowing and just joy riding, but where is it?
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Cumming out in the woods ...
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Posted:Dec 23, 2014 8:48 pm
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2014 6:52 am
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has been fun. Remembering the days when my girlfriend and I would go for a naked drive, or hike; usually ending with her bent over the hood of the car.
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Video of naked hike.
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Posted:Dec 22, 2014 8:14 pm
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2014 8:15 pm
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After posting pictures of my naked hike. I thought I would try a video.
Btw, blogging from my phone, Sucks! And not in a good way.
Enjoy.
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Naked night hike. Pictures included, I hope.
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Posted:Dec 22, 2014 5:46 pm
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2014 8:27 am
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I hope this works.
For the last few days, and next few days, I am doing volunteer work out in the woods. There is very limited cell and internet here; so I hope this post works.
Btw, I am trying this on my phone.
After all the other volunteers left today, I decided to take a naked hike through the woods. I tried to get a few pictures, so here are few of the better pics. I just could not find a raccoon that could understand how to get a good shot, so I had to do it myself. I hope everyone likes them.
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All Points Bulletin: NudeDon’s testicles.
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Posted:Dec 14, 2014 8:16 pm
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2015 7:19 pm
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It has been a while; since I have seen my testicles! Their home is still there, but it is empty. I think they have moved north for the winter. I bet they are up there cuddled up to my liver to keep warm. Well, at least Tubeasaurus has not gone ‘scared turtle’ on me; seeing, and thinking about, all you lovely ladies, has kept Tubeasaurus fluffed or firm, and out of hiding. Thank you, ladies.
Oh yea, I admit it; I am the BIGGEST pussy when it come to the cold. Even my “iced” tea only gets one ice cube. If any of you come to Fort Myers Florida, and see an Eskimo looking guy, that’s me. You should see the looks on my ‘snowbird’ faces when they see the Eskimo at the door; especially when they have just started turning of their air conditioners. I often have to make excuses to go out to my truck, to thaw out, because their houses are too cold for me. 76° F and below, I get chilled quickly; 65° F and below, I’m a 175 pound vibrator. So no cunnilingus from me below 65° F; I’m afraid of accidentally gnawing off a clit.
So at 49° F, you bet you can find me like
Then, the other day, I get a great idea to coax my testicles back to their home.
Well, not such a great idea after all. Before they made their way home, my arms were getting tired, and it started to become a wienie roast instead.
Oh well, I guess I’ll just have wait until late spring for my little buddies to come home. At least I still have Tubeasaurus to play with until then.
Take care all.
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I feel like a one armed wallpaper hanger.
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Posted:Dec 10, 2014 10:46 pm
Last Updated:Dec 11, 2014 8:29 am
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Jeez how time flies. I have been so busy lately; I have not had much time to myself. On the weekends and evenings that I do not have my , I have been working, so; because of, boy scouts, girl scouts, working, and meeting new , I have had to keep both of my ‘heads’ in ‘decent’ places; I wouldn't want to get electrocuted, nor arrested.
Earlier today, something happened that made me realize, I had not logged into LesbianPersonals for quite a while now; more about that soon. I also realized how much I miss Blogland and all of you wonderful people. I have a lot of catching up to do; I will, hopefully, be back to ‘blog bombing’ soon.
Now for that ‘something’. Today I was working in an empty condo for a new . I knew she had doctor appointments all day; it has been a while since I have had the chance to work naked, so I did. I also thought, time for another blog post; with pictures.
I was installing a light kit on an existing ceiling fan.
First, I had to rewire the ceiling fan for a light kit.
I am sorry for the bad quality; there was too much light to activate the camera flash, but not enough light for a good ‘NudeDon69’ flash.
Secondly, install the new light kit.
Finally, “Let there be light”.
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HNW - Music
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Posted:Nov 5, 2014 6:02 pm
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2014 9:38 pm
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Here I am conducting the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra performing -The Overture to Die Fledermaus - by Johann Strauss II.
Yea right! Just another silly redneck on a bucket waving a straw at some noisy frogs and whippoorwills. The only musical notes I can carry, is the ones on a piece of paper.
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HNW - Cleavage - I got nothin'
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Posted:Oct 14, 2014 9:03 pm
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2014 10:53 am
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This was probably the most difficult HNW for me yet. No matter how hard I pushed my titties together, it looked nothing, not even near, to looking like cleavage. The space between my titties, barely, looks more like a wide sweeping shallow valley; if that even. I don't even qualify for a training bra.
So, the only pic I got for you today, is a boring ole pic of me leaning against the counter, having a snack, thinking about how I am going to pull this one off.
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My mind says, "Do It!", my body says...
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Posted:Oct 13, 2014 8:26 pm
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2015 6:57 pm
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..."We're getting too old for this shit!". Then my mind says, "Remember, you can sprint like a cheetah, swim like a dolphin, and glide through the trees like a gibbon". My body says, "You're remembering 30 years ago; now it's more like, run like a bulldog, swim like a wounded manatee, and climb like a 3 legged opossum". Well, 'body' was right, it's been three days and I'm still hurting. Let me explain.
Friday, I was moving electrical wires in a customers attic. Yep, you guess right, an attic in Florida is mighty warm. But it has been cooling down here, at least it was only 90 something degrees, and not 140. Anyway, a 6 foot tall guy, in a 3 foot tall attic. That was a lot of duck walking on the trusses, and climbing/stretching over some A/C ducts. These knees and joints, don't move like they used too. Friday night, I was sore. But, I'm young, I'll recover. Yea!, right!
Saturday morning, still a little sore, but doing ok. Saturday was also 'Rocket Day'. The little scouts get to build and launch rockets,yea! It's more like, one or two of us, parents build the rockets, so they don't blowup on the launch pad. At least the munchkins get to go run after the wayward rockets, so I don't have too; I'm still a little sore.
Well let me tell you a little something about rockets, apparently, they are attracted trees; not bushes, but trees; not little trees, but 50 to 60 foot tall pines and oaks. After watching the other parents and munchkins throw stuff, in futile attempts, to get their rockets back, my dumb ass is heading toward the sky. Because, my mind said, "You gotta do it; look at those poor little frustrated, sad faces. Your a monkey. You just have to do it". Well, up and down, over and around, jumping and a shakin', I did get most of the rockets down.
Two days later, I'm still hurting. 'Body' is right, I'm not 20 something anymore. I really need a massage, but I ain't got nobody to do it, nor a massager. Oh, but wait, I do have power tools. I am ingenious; I can make something work. 'VIBRATING SANDER!!' (well, actually an orbital sander) I will remove the sandpaper and have a great massager.
Ta-Dah!
Shoulder and back. aahhhhhh nice.
Major muscles and joints. pretty good.
Oh, one more muscle; doesn't really need it, but I bet it would feel real good.
OMFG!!!! OMFG!!!! Now I know why my ex loves her vibrator so much.
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HNW - Pink - Racing for a cure against breast cancer.
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Posted:Oct 8, 2014 3:28 pm
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2015 6:58 pm
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This weeks theme was a whooole lot easier in my head than in actuality.
I hope the scientist are having better luck in their race than I had in mine. As you can imagine, I ain't gettin' nowhere fast.
I am about 120 pounds heavier than what is recommended for that float; so, most of horsey is underwater.
I kept floating out of frame. Plastic seahorses are not very responsive to commands.
I could only find a swim noodle to use as a crop.
The water is cold from all the recent rains. X-rays would show, my testicles were hiding somewhere up near my appendix.
As I was downloading the pictures, I noticed thermometer duck was in the lead; not only that, he was looking back mocking me, (horsey just haaaad to stop and get a drink).
I wonder what my would think if she knew 'daddy' was riding horsey naked around the pool. Oh well, she sometimes does too.
Take care everyone. Keep those boobies healthy and happy.
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Hey squirrel! WTF, you hit me in the nuts.
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Posted:Oct 4, 2014 4:12 pm
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2015 6:58 pm
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So for weeks, I have been watching the squirrels eat and collect acorns. I find them interesting; they are not hurting anything; I leave them be; they no longer scurry away when I am around.
I thought we have an understanding. We do not bother each other; you know, live and let live.
Well just a little while ago, I stepped out the back door and looked up just in time to see an acorn come flying at me. It was not just dropped like all the other acorns; as I watch them eat, they just drop the acorns straight down. This acorn came flying at me from about 20 feet up and 15 feet away from where I was standing. Ok, the acorn did not actually hit me, but it hit between my legs. I follow the trajectory up to see a squirrel starring at me.
Then I was thinking, this is some sight. Naked guy having a stare down with 'Rocky', saying, "WTF, you want to meet my little friend?" And no, not 'that little friend'; that's just sick. And no, I would not actually shot the little MF; but, he/she started it.
And yes, I did get camera and re-enact the scene of the assault, but that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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HNW - Harvest
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Posted:Oct 2, 2014 6:37 am
Last Updated:Oct 9, 2014 10:26 pm
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Being in the city means my harvest time is at the grocery store. The hardest I have to work 'harvesting' is deciding what to buy.
So what is for dinner, green beans or carrots?
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