Pearl Harbor Day 12.7.14
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Posted:Dec 7, 2014 12:03 pm
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 5:21 pm
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Can you believe the sunken USS Arizona is still leaking oil?
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Oh Hai. I'm Standard Again. Whatever.
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Posted:Dec 7, 2014 11:59 am
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2014 1:57 pm
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Well now, if there's one thing I've learned from being a standard members for a few years off and on it's that if you don't pay for the messaging service and profile checks the only way you can communicate with the LesbianPersonals whatever world it's through a kick ass blog.
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That's what this would be right here if I could write and maintain a kick ass blog.
Stay tuned. More awful/awesome to follow.
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LesbianPersonals "Friends"
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Posted:Aug 30, 2014 9:34 pm
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2014 12:07 pm
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I don't have any friends on LesbianPersonals. Am I doing this wrong? Does LesbianPersonals have a different definition of "friend"? After visiting the My Friends page and reading what LesbianPersonals had to say about friends and how to make them they gave me this sage advice: "Check out the homepage and browse your activity feed and Friend anyone you think is sexy."
Really? That's how I make friends? Just send random friend requests to people I find sexy? That's it? And then we're, like, friends 'n stuff?
And here I thought friends were people that you have some sort of relationship, any type of relationship, weather it just be from blogs or chatting, groups or other interactions.
Now, LesbianPersonals is saying that I don't even need to have any interaction with people to be friends. I can just make them friends because I think they are sexy.
Great. Friendship just got a whole lot easier because you don't really have to be friends. Awesome.
So if you read this blog and like it send me a friend request. I think I need the validation now. Or if you don't like this blog and think I'm an asshole send me a friend request anyway. It really doesn't matter.
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Exclusive: Duke University Porn Star Belle Knox’s 8 Tips On How To Give Awesome Oral Sex
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Posted:Aug 3, 2014 2:14 pm
Last Updated:Aug 3, 2014 2:16 pm
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http://LesbianPersonals.com] Exclusive: Duke University Porn Star Belle Knox’s 8 Tips On How To Give Awesome Oral Sex
Usually I hate Duke, but I can give this lady a pass.
Exclusive: Duke University Porn Star Belle Knox’s 8 Tips On How To Give Awesome Oral Sex
Belle Knox
Over my years as a sexual woman and porn star, I have learned a few things when it comes to sex and my favorite sexual experience, oral sex. I think it’s the sexiest thing anyone can do. In the spirit of spreading the love, I have compiled a few tips that I have picked up for you to give the best head ever.
1. When eating a girl out, suck on her clit.
Literally. Take it in your lips and suck on it. Tease it and get it as hard as possible. Our clits get hard like your penises, and they are our version of a “boner.” Stroke the clit with your index finger and use circular motions, gently adding pressure and when it seems right, even spit. I especially like being teased, asked to “beg for it” and when you add a finger or two inside as I get wetter, ask: “Do you want me?”
2. When giving a guy a blow job, don’t forget to use some tongue.
Swirl your tongue around the head and lick from the tip down. He will be moaning in delight! Don’t be afraid to spit on his dick, either. Slap your face with it, run it on your lips like lip gloss. Wrap your tongue around the shaft and move up and down, add a hand for more pleasure. Rub the taint, suck his balls, play with his — whoa, there’s so many possibilities! (Yummy, dirty talk is key here, too.)
3. You can deep throat — or do something close to it.
I’ll give you a sneaky trick. If you can’t deep throat, rub his cock on the roof of your mouth going towards your throat. Get it wet. Spit on it. If you can, swallow some of the spit that should naturally occur, but not all the way, just keeping it by your tonsils. You should be able to take more and more. Relaxing and being with someone you trust is key. Position your throat above his cock as vertically aligned as possible and it should help. If he’s on top, gravity should also help.
If you for some reason have been blessed without a gag reflex or are particularly orally skilled, take him all in your throat and then swallow. The motion will create pressure and tension on the tip. He’ll love it.
4. Use hand action!
What I like doing is putting my mouth on the tip, making sure to swirl my tongue, and jerking his dick up and down with my hand, almost like feeding his dick into my mouth.
5. Take his dick all the way in your mouth and throat, hold it there for a second, and then swallow.
This is the best trick I’ve ever learned. The motion causes your throat to tighten and gag, which will drive him crazy! It’s also a big ego boost for him.
6. Make eye contact.
Especially if you’re giving a guy a blow job, it is incredibly sexy to look up every once in a while. Lock your gaze with your partner’s and give them your sexiest come-fuck-me eyes. It shows that you enjoy what you’re doing and that you are in command.
7. Talk dirty.
In between going down on someone, look them in the eyes and talk about whatever turns them (and you) on. This could mean saying, “Yeah, you want me to take you all the way in my throat?” Definitely say what you’re going to do next. They’ll anticipate every moment. Act confident and in command.
8. Show your enthusiasm.
My friend once told me that he loves a certain porn star because “you can just tell she loves cum!” Case in point — guys get totally turned on when they can tell you’re into it. Moan in delight as you take him into your mouth, play with his dick and rub it all over your face. Show him you LOVE being his little blow job princess (or prince). TC mark
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Belle Knox is the nation’s most famous university-student-turned-porn-star. She is an award-winning pornography …
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I Break For Cemeteries.
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Posted:Jul 29, 2014 2:06 pm
Last Updated:Aug 30, 2014 9:37 pm
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I've acquired a great appreciation and love for historic cemeteries in the last year. No, not in the emo/gothic way but in a local history kind of way.
I used to live in Baltimore and was 2 blocks away from Greenmount Cemetery, the 4th oldest rural cemetery in the nation. The cemetery does not give tours on its own so if you want a tour you have to find someone who will do it. That's where I come in.
I wanted to learn more and show friends some cool stuff so I became an amateur cemetery tour guide.
Now that I live in Elkton I've been noticing even older cemeteries here and in Delaware. Those Presbyterians have to cool old cemeteries around here.
I've been learning a lot about local history around here from the cemeteries. So yea, I like cemeteries. They're not creepy but quite informative and are always in a great plot of rolling land. it can be a nice day out depending on the size. Great for picnics. No, really. Just pour a little liquor while you're there.
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Get Over Yourself. Say Hello. I'm Not a Creep.
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Posted:Jul 29, 2014 1:56 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2014 6:23 pm
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I like to think I'm a pretty sociable person in public. I don't live in the south yet I try to look strangers in the eye and say hello when I can. Doing that in some cities, however, can get you a " WTF you lookin' at?!" Nothing. Keep it moving.
I believe we're all social animals and like to be acknowledged. Hey, I'm just saying hi. I'm sharing the same public space for a brief time in your life and merely acknowledging you are there. That's it. I'm not trying to sell you anything. I'm not trying to bum a smoke. I don't want to holler at'chu. Well, maybe I wanna holler at'chu but I won't.
All that I ask is that you be a fellow human being and give a nod back or a smile. That's it.
Unless, of course, you are plugged into your phone or iPod and have already removed yourself from the world. In that case you get no acknowledgement from me. If you don't wanna be in the same world then I don't need to waste any civility on you. Keep it moving.
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McDonalds Get Off Boner, $4 A Bargain at Twice the Price!
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Posted:Jul 26, 2014 7:37 am
Last Updated:Jul 28, 2014 11:53 am
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It was Artscape weekend in Baltimore and of all the crazy art to be had I was pleased as punch to see this on the local Mickey Deez(nutz) sign Sunday morning.
I'd like to see more instances of minor mayhem like this.
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I Paid For It. Gold Member Again.
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Posted:Jul 25, 2014 12:58 pm
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 5:21 pm
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Hi there LesbianPersonals world. I'm a gold member again and can now see all the fun I've been missing. So come say hi if ya like. I'll be around.
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MY BLOG
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Posted:Apr 17, 2014 8:14 pm
Last Updated:Jul 28, 2014 12:02 pm
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MY BLOG
Really. That's the name of every blog created. Every damn one.
So many blogs I'll never read. Sorry. No title, no interest.
Hey, have you seen my new blog?
No, what's it called.
My Blog.
Yea, what's your blog called?
My Blog.
Yes, your blog. What is it?
Dude...
Dude...?
It's fucking called My Blog!
Dude, your blog sucks.
But you haven't even seen it yet.
OK, is it this one?
No, that's someone else's blog with the same name.
OK, this one?
No, dude, it's right here.
That one?
Yea, this one.
.......Dude, your blog sucks.
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Been a while since I've been on the Finder.
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Posted:Apr 17, 2014 8:03 pm
Last Updated:Apr 20, 2014 8:54 pm
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Hi folks. It's been a few years since I've been on the Finder but here I am. I'm finding again. Do you need getting found? We all need to be found every now and then. Sometimes only once. Sometimes over and over again. Well, whatever got lost in this horizontal fall called life sometimes needs to get found again. So I'm finding.
If you find this interesting, entertaining or just downright (add adverb here)
well hey. Speak to this blog's founder.
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Why I Don't Date Jr. High Girls Anymore
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Posted:Jun 19, 2011 2:53 am
Last Updated:Apr 12, 2014 11:47 pm
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Well, after this last one I'm done dating jr. high girls.
I was hanging out with a lady for about 3 months. We broke it up because I wanted to hang out with my ex girlfriend now. Sure that sounds like a dick move on paper but my ex girlfriend was my best friend for 5 years. I fucked it up and now we're not together anymore. That's not happening but she approached me with the desire to be friends again. This came the night before Orioles Opening Day because this was a tradition for us. I was happy. Actually I was relieved and overjoyed to have a great friend back in my life. I'll give up the sex to have the friend back.
Well, you can imagine the new lady was not liking it. I can't blame her. The day came and she made the ultimatum. Well, you know what that means. The die had been cast and someone's going to lose now.
Mind you, we were together not even 90 days. She was still under warranty. She was still in her probationary period, for fucking's
sake.
Well I told her that this would have to end because she doesn't trust me and this would probably be doomed anyway.
You're probably wondering now what this has to do with Jr. High girls, right?
Well, probationary girlfriend is 45 years old.
Within the course of 5 hours she did the following:
Created duplicate Facebook account with my photos.
Sent obscene messages from dupe FB to my friends and family. All of the personal lewd behavior behind closed doors. Not sure my sister had to hear all that but hey.
OK, she also created a gmail account w with my full name as the address.
Sent me too many voice mails of bat shit crazy threats.
This continued for 2 weeks straight with threats of getting my job involved.
Fortunately, she's not good at this because she telegraphed everything and gave me time to show my friends all the bullshit she's done to me and everyone had a laugh. I took that one.
What dumbfounds me is just how a person of that age go off the handle like that over somebody who was a sexual partner and playmate for 3 months. Ladies, do you really put this much time and effort into the guy who just dumped you?
Older women used to be much more fun.
OK, thanks for letting me share.
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