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LesbianPersonals vs. Craigslist.
Posted:Jun 19, 2011 2:35 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 12:1 am
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There's nothing new about this debate and I'm sure you've all had this debate before but hey, I'm here now so do it over again.

I tend to Like Craigslist for the randomness of it all and that it's pretty up to date. That simply means that creepy guys like me are on for 1-4 hours trying to set something up and end up whacking it at the computer. Then you all flake out and go to bed. Right?

But there is also no profile and you can keep your anonymous self in check.

LesbianPersonals has the profile. The best foot forward. If it doesn't look right then there are many more to look at.

Ugh. I'm too lazy to create yet another profile. And this is the one that's supposed to get me laid. No pressure, 'eh?

So that's why I got the bag over my face in my pic. I'm having a lazy go at this profile. I don't wanna build things. I wanna fuck!
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Yea, I Changed It.
Posted:Jul 26, 2010 8:42 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 12:1 am
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Yea, I changed the name. Not like anyone would read the blog to figure that one out.
Is that wrong?
For $17 a pop I won't be changing it often, I can tell ya that.
I can get a fake birth certificate for that. Granted it's a birth certificate from Suriname but still.

Although I'm still a fan or the larger lady I didn't want to necessary pigeon hole myself. Now I can be ignored by ladies of all shapes and sizes because that's more in keeping with the reality of one PrincessHunter.
Be vewy vewy quiet.
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Tattoos on Your Ta-Tas. What Have You Done?
Posted:Jul 17, 2010 6:33 pm
Last Updated:Jul 28, 2014 12:04 pm
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Is this a relatively new fad going on or have I not been paying close enough attention to boobies? I'm pretty sure I've been keeping my eyes on the prize like I always do so what gives?
I've noticed, with surprised frequency, that there are ladies out there who are getting their cleavage tattooed. Like the band around the arm thingy, ladies are getting some variation of such to cross their cleavage. And very few that I've seen are tasteful. Ladies...What are you doing? Did you think that I wasn't going to be staring at your ta-tas? Well, I was. Now I'm staring out of sheer intrigue and asking myself (because I'm too chicken to ask you) why a lady would do such a thing. I thought the stamp on the small of the back was a bit tacky but the cleavage work has that beat. Good luck with the rest of your life.
But hey, now I have a reason to stare and not feel like a pervert because you asked for it.
I can only imagine what they would look like when you are in your 70's.
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Condom Conundrum. Rubber Rage
Posted:Jul 11, 2010 3:05 pm
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2014 8:06 pm
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I'm getting back out there in the world after a 4 year relationship where condoms were not used. Now that I have to use a condom I'm noticing that keeping it hard is not as easy as I expected.
Sure I'm bursting at the seams during foreplay and when she goes down I'm raised up but when I slip the mitten on things go south. What gives?
Do I have to learn how to use a condom again? Do I have to train the dude piston to operate in different conditions now?
I'm hoping this doesn't take long because, and I'm sure some of you ladies can attest, it's not cool when you have the lady on all fours in front of you and she's just waiting for you to finish your pep talk with wee willie winkie there. And then your just trying to stuff a limp pork loin into the over and pretend that you have everything under control.
Yea, she's not buyin' it.
Damnit!! It's go time!
Fortunately, she was a good sport and frustration gave way to a giggle fest and continued foreplay and frolicking. And that's cool because there's a next time in the wings.

But it this psychological or just a reacquainting period?
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When Does This Become an Addiction?
Posted:Jul 8, 2010 4:54 pm
Last Updated:Jul 20, 2010 5:50 pm
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With the rise of the internet and dating sites; online porn and video, we have been able to immerse ourselves in sex. But when do we begin to cross the line into addiction?

When does chronic masturbation begin to enter the realm of addiction? It was fine when were teenagers and even in college but does it become an "addiction" only when we are older?

Does it become a problem when our significant others are tired of our shit? Is it wrong to love having sex with your partner AND masturbating alone? Or is that just creepy?
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LesbianPersonals Activities. Sexual Social Netwerk
Posted:Jul 3, 2010 9:33 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 12:1 am
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It's been a few days since I've been here but I noticed the "Activities" section of LesbianPersonals now. Looks like we're taking this into the social netwerk world now.
Great. Now I can keep everyone (meaning myself) updated on all my lewd thoughts and desires that I can't put on other sites. For instance:

Facebook Update: "Is wondering when the workday will end"

Twitter Update: "Just changed his socks."

LesbianPersonals Activities: "Has a boner that's lasted 30 minutes now."

I can see where this would come in handy.
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MY BLOG
Posted:May 13, 2010 5:28 pm
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2010 9:29 am
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Wow, there sure are a lot of blogs titled My Blog. These can't all be My Blogs. Some of them must be yours and hers and his.

Oh look, a new blog was created today. Any guess as to what it's called?

Did the creativity level on this site plummet or is the title My Blog really just that cool?

Derrr
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Prostate Massage. Do You?
Posted:May 9, 2010 1:43 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 12:1 am
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My girlfriend got me the crystal wand a year ago.

Surprisingly I can slide this wand 10 inches in much easier than anything I could have ever thought of.
A little bit of pressure on the prostate and a proper hand job or cowgirl position working it up and I explode like I never knew existed.

It's pretty cool!
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Women Are Too Pickey Until They're Not.
Posted:Jul 15, 2009 3:28 pm
Last Updated:May 18, 2010 6:38 pm
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Sometimes I just can't understand women.
I've posting hookups on another site for a while and I don't know what I gotta do to get some recognition (don't say "Become a gold member").
I lay out what I want and no response other than fakes.
So I up the stakes and Advertise for 2 guys looking to hook up with a lady. Same demands, same delivery, same asshole posting messages.

Out of nowhere ladies start emailing me.
"I'd love to hear more"
"I've always wanted to do this"
"Let's do it, I'm for real"

Great. So one psycho is a deal breaker but 2 psychos is a fantasy.
I love it.
I'm forming a tag-team partner this week and with any luck we'll be working over a lady or two and finally get ours.

I guess two heads are better than one.

Cheers
PH
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It
Posted:Jun 10, 2009 11:11 am
Last Updated:Aug 15, 2009 10:35 pm
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Damn, it's tough to be a man without a face or a voice. I can't even look at a profile, send a message, even read a damn message. So what if the msg is from someone in the UK. Wasn't it sent for me?

So now I have to resort to just blurting out my wants and wishes for the whole damn world because I can't contact any one person. I can't even flirt. Shameful. Oh but I can add you to my hot list. Lotta good that'll do for a standard member.

And don't tell me that it's not that expensive. That's not the point. You shouldn't even let me on this site at all than just give me a peek but prevent me from playing.

So I'll be over here in the leper colony picking at my scabs hoping that some nice lady in the Baltimore are sends me a shout out and wants to play sometime between the hours of 4-8pm on Thursday 6/11/09. So yea, hit me up...Don't make me publicly list all the ladies I've found who I want to contact. That would just be rude.

Cheers
PH
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And Now No Mail?
Posted:Jun 4, 2009 6:03 pm
Last Updated:Jun 26, 2009 8:05 pm
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Now ain't this some shit?
Day 1 on LesbianPersonals and I got a msg from a lovely little thing a few miles away. The mailbox shows her picture and all. No, no beaver pic but a nice wholesome fun lovin' type pic.

Can I read it? Hell no. I have to shell out the $$ to read a msg that was intended for me. I can see not being able to send messages but now I can't receive them either? Shameful. Sorry hon, I can't talk now. Someone has to make a buck off your attempted reaching out.

I sure hope she wasn't in a bad way and wanting to just contact someone to talk to. Like a suicide hotline or something. I'll never know. And she'll never know the amazing conversation that she could have had.
Thwarted again.

Another time I suppose.
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