The scare and the good people in life
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Posted:May 28, 2015 5:01 am
Last Updated:Jun 10, 2015 10:57 pm
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Always nice to have your faith in people reaffirmed!
Yesterday I got a phone call I always dread from the paramedics to tell me my 83 year old father had had a bad fall on the street and was off to hospital.
So I climb in my transit and go to tell my 80 year old mum that Dad`s had an accident and we need to get out to hospital. After the usual nightmare parking we find him slightly confused/shaken with a nasty cut to the head and an egg sized lump on his elbow but otherwise ok and being well looked after.
6 hours later after all the lovely staff at the hospital are happy with his condition we can leave and get him home.
10 mins after getting in the house a knock comes at the door. It turns out to be the lady that found Dad just after he had fallen and called the ambulance.She just popped `round with a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolates for him and to make sure he was OK. We dont know this lovely lady and may never see her again but such an act of kindness is always a great reminder at just how great some folks can be.
So I ask you all to do the world a favour and just smile at a stranger today - a small thing but it all goes around folks!!
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New NSA guy in Bristol
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Posted:May 23, 2015 2:43 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2015 10:57 pm
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Ok after a 3 year relationship that started right here went tits up a few months ago I`ve been wondering which way to go.The answer is meet some people that just love sex without complications.
So come on folks say hi and lets get together.There is a genuine, tall, broadminded, well endowed guy just waiting for you girls to say hi and get together for some fun....
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LesbianPersonals success and the joy and the pain
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Posted:Apr 19, 2015 6:21 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2015 10:58 am
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To all those that believe it cant work-let me tell you it can.
A few years ago met a lovely lass on LesbianPersonals and decided to meet up after chatting online for a while.To,I think,both of our surprise we got on great and were more than a little compatible in the bedroom too both being happy to try new things and ending up with grins like at times.
Three years later the miles between us became too much for us to travel and life took us in different directions.
We both gained a great friend though and I think the most joyful sexual relationship to look back on.Funny how two very different folks can bring so many smiles to each others faces.
I learned that even at 45 there is still so much to learn from someone that has a sexual appetite as strong as my own and certainly have no regrets.....
So doubters get out there and chat cos you never know what kind of gem you may find out there in cyberland.
Ahh well, onwards and forwards for me-anyone interested in fun times?
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Dreams....
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Posted:Nov 4, 2011 2:41 pm
Last Updated:Apr 14, 2015 3:25 pm
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Wow I awoke oh so horny this morning still mixed up by the dreams of last night-you know that kinda half awake state where you`re not sure whats real and what`s not.Had to write myself a few notes this morning so I could relate it here.
It started so normally with me wandering about a trading estate trying to remember where on earth I`d left my van. Whilst wandering I noticed that there appeared to be a small unit that had been turned into a essential supplies store for the estate selling the usual sandwiches, cigarettes, and drinks but decorated in a somewhat unusual fashion with fabric wall banners full of colour and sixties images.
Whilst wondering whether I needded anything a beautiful pixie like hippy chick came out from the store and came straight over and without a word embraced me hard, as if I was a long lost friend right outside the store. As I looked down at her shoulder brown hair she looked up at me with a look of shear need. We kissed long and hard and I felt a powerfull erection crying to get out from the constrains of my combat trousers. She could feel my need too and promptly undid my flies and grabbed my swollen member and started massaging me.
I`m normally someone who loves lots of foreplay but the look in her eyes said that that wasn`t gonna happen and she simply hitched up her flimsy cotton dress over her head and stood naked right in the middle of the trading estate.That was too much for me to bear and I undressed in a hurry. We laid down on some sacking and she put me inside of her to my great relief and we made love right there with people walking past but us uncaring fully wrapped up in the act entwined in each others bodies.
Sometime later she stood and grabbed me by the hand and lead me into the shop which was transformed into a kind of hippy heaven with wallhangings,deep pile carpet, josticks and quiet trance and ambiant music in the background.
We laid down on the carpet in cuddling in each others arms still naked and unconcerned about the people walking in and out of the small shop just happy to be with each other with her smiling that post cotial smile that I so love.
Throughout the whole thing not a word was uttered and I awoke smiling inside trying to remember her face as the dream subsided.
I`ve never really been an exobitionist although I`ve been told by ex-partners that I`m certainly not worried by my own body as some folks are,always happy to get undressed with confidence.I often wander about the house naked not really caring if someone was to spot a silhouette through the thin net curtains.
Bizzarly I`ve not had a sexual encounter outside scince my first romp in field outside Butlins as a fourteen year old. I wonder if my dream was trying to tell me something......?
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Traditional English pubs-ahh how I miss them..and possible relationships with friends...
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Posted:Nov 3, 2011 6:42 pm
Last Updated:Nov 4, 2011 2:44 pm
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Just been to my local pub for my regular lads thursday night out-just a bunch of old (ish) mates that get together as most of `em have got and like to get together once a week to shoot the shit and get away from various life pressures.
Was reminded what a great British pub was like years ago tonight.As the landlord (a really nice 60 something Welsh chap that has a hard time of it lately (father passed away and bunch of illnesses)) was feeling on an up and decided to shut off the pool room and come and join us for a good old fashioned lads night in the pub. So it was out with the fags (god I miss that in a pub since the ban-fucking health and safety crowd) and on with the typical blokes night-ie lots of beer and talking bollocks about films,music and gals. Just a nice quiet night but nevertheless I really enjoyed that for its` simple fun.
Next Saturday we all go out to celebrate my closest buddies` 42nd birthday at the local beer festival which I believe the `lovely Sarah` will be attending. The `lovely Sarah` has been a friend for about 20 years and I`ve always had a `bit of a thing` for her-tall (6`1") blonde and honest. A couple of years ago she appeared to be making a bit of (a totally unexpected) move on me at a party but as I was seeing someone else (unbeknown to all my friends at the time), I had to make tracks quickly as I didn`t want to hurt her feelings and we were both quite drunk so didn`t want to take advantage of an old friend and make a mistake costing us our friendship.
I always find it easier to be friends before a sexual relationship (if it`s not just gonna be just about the sex) but twenty years is a long time by anyones` standards and after the last year I would kinda feel safer with a simpler fun time-fuck I`m confused!
I supose I`ve just gotta play things `by ear` and see how things pan out-ARGHHH-it don`t get any easier does it??
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Waking up confused....
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Posted:Oct 31, 2011 8:53 pm
Last Updated:Nov 1, 2011 2:24 pm
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Just had one of those bitter/sweet moments.Having a lovely dream about going down on rather beautiful pussy when I awoke suddenly at three in the morning and turned over to cuddle up to the lady in question only to find myself alone in bed.Really confused me for a few moments and then I remembered that I live alone these days. Really took the edge off.
Normally I like to awake horny as hell but this just caused disappointment....
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Ratsos` tool on the web!!!?
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Posted:Oct 31, 2011 2:37 pm
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2015 7:32 am
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I`ve just been informed by the ex that wanted the vibrating flossing tool modified (see ex-partners 2-not so arghh post) that there are lots of posts on a certain well known social networking site about how splendid my tool is!!!! -Well it did take several hours of hard work in the garage to perfect it....
Not being a member of the aformentioned site (i`ve never sank that low) I can`t really benefit from the joy of having my tool being regarded as splendid, so not being the shy type I thought I`d `stick it up` here and see what happens!
Still nice to here I`m appreciated somewhere.....
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Sexy female roles in films....
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Posted:Oct 28, 2011 4:25 pm
Last Updated:Mar 29, 2015 7:56 am
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Having switched on the old goggle-box last night I happened upon one of my favorite films from when I was in my twenties (yes I know,I know-I`ve got a good memory that`s all!).
It was Batman returns with Michelle Pfeiffer as catwoman-now fair enough I know I`ve got a bit of a thing about PVC but with those wonderfull pouting red lips and THAT catsuit who could resist her ?(oh not forgetting the whip-MEEYOWWWWWW(CH)
It got me thinking about other sexy female roles in films and I thought I`d share my favs and see what you lot come up with..
Goldie Hawn in Private Benjamin-fiesty but oh soooo lovely.
Laura Dern in Wild at Heart-those beautiful blonde locks and ohhh that southern American accent really does it for me.
Ursula Andress in Dr No-how could any red blooded man not love to see the scene of her coming out of the sea-just oozes sex!
Diana dors in just about everything she ever did-what a honey.
Last but definatly not least for me has to be Sigourney Weaver in the original Alien-maybe not a traditional beauty but somehow there is something about her that just put a lump in my throat....
So come on you guys (male and female) what ladies in film just do it for you?
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Ex-partners 2-not so Arghh!
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Posted:Oct 21, 2011 5:46 pm
Last Updated:May 22, 2015 11:00 am
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How strange that my ex should make me feel so good about myself....
After a slightly odd Saturday night last week at the pub we used to frequent all those yeras ago I was asked by my ex to make up a vibating tool (not that kind! ) for powdered glass craft. Being an ex engineer I couldn`t really say no so tonight my ex turns up with the vibrating part to be modified (funnily enough this part is designed for flossing your teeth-you Americans come up with some odd things!????).
After the initial chit chat a long and frank discusssion followed about what`s been going on in our lives in the last few years. Although both of us seem to have had a rough time over that time it struck me how much I`ve missed spending the night with a beautiful women that isn`t trying to impress (or I them) but is just happy to spend time in your company.
We ended up not in bed but talking of no regrets with big smiles on our faces talking of the times we met in our early thirties. It took me back to a time of being with her with no inhibitions or hang-ups and nights spent covering each other in baby oil and totally ruining our bedclothes/underclothes (many pairs of knickers and pants just got ripped clean off in the rush) or playing a little light bondage and waking up in the morning full of life grinning like a couple of .
Makes me think- there must be more of you ladies that just love the fun of unhibited sex and the joy of waking with a grin that lasts all day-WHERE ARE YOU ALL?
I refuse to believe yer all asleep or all hate long haired hairy bikers so come on get in touch and lets have some fun.....
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Arghh-ex partners...
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Posted:Oct 15, 2011 6:52 pm
Last Updated:Nov 2, 2011 3:25 pm
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It`s been a couple of days in exs` company thats completley blown me away again..
Whilst moving me friends` family down to sunny dorset my first great love of my twenties,a mutual friend, came along along to give them a hand.
She`s now 40 but being a small lass (4`10") still gets away with the little punk skirt and tight little top that always got me going twenty yaers ago.
Then tonight I`m invited to spend a night out celebrating the end of an 8 year open univerisity degree slog that my love of my 30 somethings decided to partake upon.
I suppose it`s reminded me of many a beautiful lass that`s been in my past life (all of which are still friends one way or another) and made me think of what may be possible in the future,all things being well.....
Oh how I miss that sensetive caress and the silly semi pissed conversations of a Saturday night after a good night out on the town....
Onwards and foawards to he next delightful Saturday night I suppose...
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Changing tastes......
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Posted:Oct 12, 2011 4:31 pm
Last Updated:Mar 29, 2015 7:57 am
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In the last few weeks I`ve been helping out some younger friends to move their family down to a flat in their parents pub in Dorset.They havn`t got much cash so I said as long as they could get me fed and watered each trip that would be fine.Of course it`s gonna be a lovely place to visit on the bike next Spring....
Before the first time of going down, (it`s taken a few trips in my van as they seemed to be living in a two bedroomed tardis in Bristol), my mate turned around jokingly (I think) and said that I was not to go chatting up the barmaid in his folks pub. I did point out to him that this was somewhat unlikely after meeting her as although very cute she is only after all about 18 years old and I`m old enough to be her dad!
However last weekend they wanted a greenhouse picking up so that his good lady could get her green fingers out after all the years of living in a flat in Bristol. When we arrived at the place to pick it up my heart nearly missed a beat-the sexiest late 40`s/ early 50`s lady I`ve met in many a year came to the door in a lowish cut summer dress. She also had a husky voice and well educated demenor that made my loins feel as if they were 17 again (yes I can just about remember that you cheeky sods!)
It just made me think how much my taste in ladies has evolved over the years.Yes a shaply figure and punk/hedonistic way of dressing never fails to get me going but it`s all the little things such as voice, attitude and ability to hold a conversation that really make the difference between someone that takes my interest for a moment or makes me really shudder when thinking of them weeks later.
Funny how we change I `spose.......
BTW Do you think it would be funny to tell my friend that his mum ,much nearer my age than the barmaid, is much more likely to take my interest these days just to see the look on his face?
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First contact
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Posted:Oct 6, 2011 5:54 pm
Last Updated:May 28, 2024 7:44 pm
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Ok, so after a view on my profile from a local lass with a great set of profile photos it`s been time for `first contact`.
I Wonder how someone will view me with my slightly sloppy spelling and me being a standard member and all that but thought that there can`t be that many like minded local folks out there so take the bull by the horns and all that.
Hope anyone that reads this is rooting for me as it would be great to have positive first response especially after being so turned on by her profile/photos.
Who know`s, but hey I`ve dived in so I`ll see you if I resurface!
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What a year!
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Posted:Sep 16, 2011 4:08 pm
Last Updated:Nov 5, 2011 2:05 am
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Ok so it`s been a strange year fer this bloke.
Starting with a unhealthy dose of depression that was continuing from last year and a split from my partner at new year (yeh-cheers fer that.....). I decided it was time to sort my life out and go in a different direction..
First up came the realisation that my old job, which I had been of sick from, was the major cause in my sickness.I got some councelling and got made redundant both of which made me feel a helluva lot better. Right,thought the Ratso, Lets see how I can make some money without having to listen to shit from others. Ahh, thought I, why not try to make a living out of something I love doing? As I`m unlikely to be able to live on 50p a week a male job is right outta the question I started buying a few bikes and hitting ebay hard.
Fast foward to now and life is great-I`m surrounded by bikes and bits and getting to the point where it`s making me a living-Ok I`m never gonna get rich but the house is paid for and I`ve got simple living tastes. Back in touch with most of my old friends-a disparate bunch of old fools and young guns both male and female and things are really looking up.
Only thing that`s missing from life is great sex so I thought why not try something new and look for a community where the usual hangups are likely to be few and the sex fun and open. Never having tried this kinda thing before it`s gonna be a learning curve I guess.
Created an account last weekend,bought a webcam (how the hell does this video messaging thing work I wonder?? ) and now started this blog to see what happens and if anyone is interested in the musings of a middle aged biker that used to enjoy sex but currently is looking to buy a wheelbarrow to carry his balls around in?
Uploaded a few photos fully clothed and wondering whether to show a little more of this hairy body -still havn`t decided on that one but I`m sure a little encouragement would go a long way.......
While I rattle away in this old place I wonder what fun could come of all this and hope there are a few like minded individuals that don`t think like yer average boring git and want to enjoy our time on earth. I figure ya get one chance so don`t waste it!
So that`s it fer now folks-any comments will be most welcome.
Ratso
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