Luna Lovegood
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Posted:Feb 9, 2009 8:51 pm
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2009 7:12 pm
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My oldest got me hooked on the Harry Potter books from almost the beginning of the series. What a great author JK Rowling is ‒ I have almost certainly read each of the seven books in the series at least three times. I don’t quite crave an escape into Harry Potter’s world quite as much as I do kisses from a passionate lover, but it is close.
At times while reading the later books, I felt like I was being filled up with sexual tension with the turn of every page. Parvati. Luna. Cho. Fleur. Ginny. Nymphadora. Hermione. So many witches, so little time…!
I felt a very strong attraction to Hermione, the brilliant, studious, quick-thinking, young witch born from non-magical parents. There were times when I would just have to stop and put down the book so that I could relieve the sexual frustration I was feeling by whacking. It felt so perverted to be whacking to a ’s book series, but then again the Harry Potter series was no ordinary set of ’s books. And Hermione was no ordinary witch.
It broke my heart to learn that Ron and Hermione got married in the end. I have this secret hope that Ron and Hermione’s sexuality matures into a swinging lifestyle in which Hermione has sex with multiple men and women while Ron watches and sometimes joins in.
I have so many questions for J. K. Rowling about the sexuality of magical people. If I were possessed of wizard powers, I would definitely work on my transfiguration skills, so that I could impress hot muggle women with the huge dick and extraordinarily long and talented tongue I would have.
While I’m waiting for Hermione to begin swinging, I have redirected my sexual energies to Luna Lovegood. Based on the timeline of the book, Luna would be about 27 now, a year younger than Harry, Ron and Hermione.
The first thought I had for Luna was that it would be an interesting twist to her life if she ended up married to Harry’s muggle cousin Dudley. The thought of Petunia and Vernon being related to perhaps the most unorthodox witch in England is just a situation that is too droll to pass over. But then I realized that it would be much more delicious for me if she would fall in love with a much older muggle man, an American, that she spotted while secretly attending a J. K. Rowling book signing.
At times, my lust for Luna even rivals that which I have for Hermione. I fantasize about her using a love potion on me in order to steal me away from my wife, then eventually deciding (like Merope) that she could no longer keep tricking me. Unlike Merope and Tom Riddle, however, once she stopped using the love potion and confessed that she tricked me, she would learn that I loved her anyway. The thought of having Luna doggie style with her wearing nothing but her radish earrings is enough to make me want to wrackspurt.
I would eventually confess to Luna that I have always had a strong desire for Hermione. She would laugh and happily proclaim such a lust very healthy, but warn that such feelings when not acted upon can be very stressful and unhealthful, and that she would address the problem immediately. Luna would begin brewing a cauldron of polyjuice potion, and when it was ready, she would invite Ron and Hermione over to visit. She would take Hermione aside and tell her of my fantasy, and Hermione would blush and smile mischievously while giving Luna several strands of her hair. That evening, as Hermione-Luna smothers her pussy on my face, the real Hermione would stand in the doorway sipping wine and watching, then turning to hug and kiss Ron as he takes off her clothes.
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How to Stop Getting Unsolicited Emails on Amateur Match
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Posted:Feb 3, 2009 8:03 pm
Last Updated:Feb 5, 2009 7:05 pm
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When I first posted a free ad on Amateur Match asking for women sex partners back in August, I was amazed at the number of emails that I got from interested ladies. I would get unsolicited emails from three or four different women each day over there. Of course, since I was a non-paying member, I couldn’t email them back, so their emails didn’t do me much good. Their emails never seemed to give me a way to contact them ‒ instead they hinted that I should email them back if I was interested in them. But then the only way to email them on the website was if I bought a membership at $24.95 a month. Still, though, it was nice to know I was wanted ‒ I sure didn’t remember ever getting that many emails a day from interested women back in 2003 at LesbianPersonals.
Eventually I couldn’t stand it any longer, and I did upgrade. Immediately, I started sending a few emails back to some of the nicest and hottest ladies who had been interested in me. After sending about ten response emails that first day after I upgraded, I started noticing a symbol in the upper left-hand corner of each of these ladies’ profiles that I hadn’t seen before: the letters “OC” with a circle around it. After reading the fine print on Amateur Match’s website, I soon learned that this symbol meant that the person who owned that profile was an “Online Cupid,” whose job it was to “stimulate interaction between the real customers.” When I looked back at all of the emails I had gotten during the previous three months as a non-paying customer, it turned out that EVERY email I had received had been from an online cupid!
The day I signed up for my membership, the emails stopped coming. Instead of getting three emails from different women every day, I got three emails in a month, and that was only after sending out over a hundred emails to real Amateur Match members.
I finally stopped my membership over there at the end of January. My profile is still over there, I’m just not using it any more. And all of a sudden, I’ve got a mail box stuffed full of at emails from interested women over there. (Sigh).
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Why LesbianPersonals Has That Two Email Rule
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Posted:Jan 28, 2009 9:28 pm
Last Updated:Jan 31, 2009 3:07 pm
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If you’ve sent a few emails here, you probably know about the two-email rule. LesbianPersonals will try its best to block your emails if you try to exchange personal email and im addresses before you’ve exchanged emails with someone at least two times. It’s annoying, and it’s made even more annoying by the automated message that shows up most of the time reminding you about it.
After what I experienced over at Amateur Match, I have to say it’s a good thing, the two email rule. When you’re done reading this post, you’ll either think it’s a good thing, too, or you’ll realize that SensitivePerv is the idiot that the two-email rule is supposed to protect. (Sorry about that).
Anyway, at Amateur Match the paying members could email you, but you couldn’t contact them. I’m still not sure how that was supposed to work (it probably wasn’t). And like LesbianPersonals, Amateur Match didn’t want you to put your personal email or instant messenger stuff in your profile. But Amateur Match doesn’t have as good a filter for that stuff, and they also don’t have a two-email rule or a “standard member contact” option, either, so unless you DO put your personal email address in your profile, you simply aren’t going to hook up with anyone over there. Since I wasn’t paying for a membership, and since I definitely wanted to hook up, I decided to hide my personal email address and IM in my profile so that Amateur Match’s automatic editor didn’t catch it.
It worked! I started getting email messages and instant messages from women asking me to add them to their contact list very soon after posting my free profile with my personal email/IM address. And as soon as I added a few of these people, I started REALLY regretting it. No fewer than six of the women I added told me that they wanted to meet me, but that they were stuck in some country in Africa (usually Nigeria) and needed money to get back to the United States so they could fuck my brains out. I didn't send them any money.
Another woman told me that she was working in a mission in Africa and was trying to raise money for a that was abandoned at an orphanage and needed surgery to remove a brain tumor. She said that if I donated to her cause, she would love to meet me once she returned to her home near Orlando, FL. I seriously thought about donating to her cause, but while thinking about it, I realized that this same woman had also tried the “stranded in Africa, need money” tactic with me a few weeks earlier. She didn't get any money, either (again?).
My lowest point with these internet scammers came when I added Krissy Way, a curvy 23-year-old brunette model, one day a few weeks before Christmas. I told Krissy about the problems I was having finding a partner for sex on Amateur Match. Krissy explained that there were only a few “real” women on Amateur Match and that I was lucky to have found HER, because she was one of them.
Krissy told me that she lived in Los Angeles. She then asked me where I lived. When I told her that I lived in Bedford, Indiana, she said that by an amazing coincidence she was working that week in Indianapolis, and was staying with a couple of girlfriends at a downtown Indianapolis apartment. Krissy said that she would love to meet me and she asked me whether I already had a “Dating Gold” Reference ID.
I did not have one (of course, because there is no such thing), but at the time this question sounded legitimate to me, because “Dating Gold” is the name of the company that does the billing for Amateur Match. I thought what Krissy must be trying to tell me in a coy way was that the only “real” women on Amateur Match were who were in the employ of Amateur Match, and that if I got this “Dating Gold Reference ID,” I would then be able to meet her.
Frustrated and horny, I fell for her scam. I was a little unsure - I distinctly remember telling her that I felt like Neo in the Matrix after Trinity sends him the message to "follow the white rabbit". I decided to follow it, but I didn't have the success on this journey that Neo did.
It turned out that the procedure for acquiring this Reference ID was for me to sign up for several porno websites, then give Krissy the account numbers generated each time so that she could verify them. I pulled out my credit card and let her sign me up for at least three porno sites, all while she was assuring me that my credit card would not be charged.
When we were finished joining the websites, she told me that I was verified, and that she would love to meet me at her apartment in Indianapolis just as soon as I wanted to visit her. I told her that I would be there at 9 am the next morning. She gave me her address, apartment number (373), and cell phone number. I mapquested directions to her apartment, and at 730 am, I jumped in my car and headed to Indianapolis. >>!
What a disappointment to learn that when I got there, there was no apartment 373 in the complex, and that the lady who answered the cell phone number she had given me had never heard of Krissy Way. I finally realized that I had gotten fucked;  just not in the way that I had hoped. When I got home, I cancelled the memberships to the porno websites that she signed me up for. I also cancelled the credit card I had used and had the company send me new ones with different account numbers.
Sadly, I’m not even sure whether most of the women I was chatting with really are women. Krissy Way might have been a dude with some hot pics of a model he downloaded off of the internet somewhere. People can be anything they want to be on the internet ‒ there’s no authentication on an instant message chat.
It’s definitely a wise move not to give out your personal email/IM information until you know who you are dealing with. The two-email rule rocks! And if anyone wants your credit card information  in order to hook up, do yourself a favor ‒ keep it in your pants (or purse) until you find someone real.
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Every Guy is Crazy Bout a SmartAssWoman
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Posted:Jan 28, 2009 12:17 pm
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2009 7:51 pm
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I have never met this lady, SmartAssWoman, but I already think she’s the bomb. She writes great blogs ‒ insightful, pointed, thought-provoking, and funny. I was outside just about an hour ago shoveling the most snow we’ve gotten here in Southern Indiana in probably a decade (12 inches in a little over a day ‒ a nympho’s dream!), when I was inspired by SmartAss’s wry comment that she cannot be a MILF, since she’s not a mother.
Well, I would like to respectfully propose two acronyms for SmartAss that I think definitely do apply to her. The first is CILF, or Cougar I’d Love to Fuck. Of course, she’s 51 and I’m 45, so I’m not sure that messing around with me would classify her as a Cougar (maybe just a Tabby?). She’d have to mix it up with that 21 year old stud that was coming onto her in her blog comments to get the full-blown Cougar label.
So I think the second acronym is actually a better choice: BILF, for Blogger I’d Love to Fuck. Talk about a sexy time ‒ proofreading each other’s blogs in the nude, correcting grammar, punctuation, and oral sex techniques, and taking a break from researching adjectives in an online thesaurus in order to have another go in the sex swing. Definitely my version of blogging heaven!
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Back with LesbianPersonals
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Posted:Jan 27, 2009 1:55 pm
Last Updated:Feb 2, 2009 9:39 pm
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After my failed experiment at Amateur Match, I decided to re-up over here to LesbianPersonals. I actually got the cancellation of my Amateur Match account while I was writing this blog. I’ve been active here on LesbianPersonals again since just after Christmas. I dusted off my profile and changed what I was looking for from exhibitionism/voyeurism, erotic email exchange to discreet sex, one-on-one sex, threesomes or more with women or couples.
I have come to learn that I’m not alone, haha! As a silver member and a middle-aged married man, trolling with “average equipment”, and an “average build”, and looking for no-strings attached sex here at LesbianPersonals, I'm pretty lucky to get one email a week. I guess that means I’m nothing very special, huh? Oh well. At least I haven’t had too many people be rude to me when they do respond, but then again I always try to be very respectful in my messages, too. I am impressed when I get messages that are well-written.
I even pay so that standard members can contact me. Does anyone know whether standard members can contact you first under this option, or does the paying member always have to initiate it? Regardless of whether I’m contacting a standard member or not, I’ve received just a couple of emails or friendship requests from people whom I did not contact first. One was from a bisexual man. Another was from a couple with a bisexual male. I learned a long time ago that bisexuality was not for me. I tried homosexual sex with a good friend in college, but I actually told him to stop while he was giving me a blow job, because I wasn’t turned on at all.
So I’d characterize myself as bi-friendly, but not bi-curious. I honestly don’t know whether I have any male friends who are bisexual or homosexual. It’s just not something that ever comes up! But I’m not freaked out by a man’s genitals being near my own. I did get a little jealous of some of the packages a few of those fellas at Thad’s swingers club were sporting! A few of them made me question whether my characterization of my equipment as “thick” was accurate! Haha.
I would like to try a DP sometime ‒ I think that would be fun, and if I was comfortable with the man, I doubt the close proximity of our private parts would bother me at all. Since I’ve never had anal sex, I’d probably have to start in the woman’s vagina, because I’d be too nervous otherwise.
So with what I have to offer, boy is it really tough to get noticed on here! If I’m lucky, I might get a response when I send an email. Most people are nice enough to accept an offer of friendship, but I have about a third as many turn me down. And I usually don’t offer friendship or send an email unless, after reading through their profile, I see where we have a lot in common. More often than people declining, I have people who don’t even bother to accept or decline. What’s up with that?
My profile gets about 2-3 looks per day (80 in a little under a month). No hot lists, but then again I haven’t put up any new nude photos since 2003. I’ve ordered a six-pack, and it should be in around March or April this year (because I’m working out six days a week, weightlifting and running, and I’ve lost 20 pounds so far since Thanksgiving - yay!). I hope I find a friend on here soon who can help me take some sexy pictures. I have an intro video in mind that I need someone to film for me. Has anyone had any better luck when they put a video or voice intro on their profile? Or would it be better just to upgrade to gold rather than silver?
Just eight flirts in a little over a month. The last flirt is almost certainly from a scammer who joined about four days ago and embedded their gmail address in the “Places You Visit" field. I guess I have to give the scammer points for creativity.
I definitely understood going into this that there were more of me out there than there were women or couples looking for men. What I didn't realize was just how shunned I would be because I am married and because I have a wife that doesn't want to play. So many profiles of women positively scream "NO MARRIED MEN." So many profiles of couples say "No married men without wife". Sigh.
I guess I really didn't expect that I’d have so much trouble this time after my experience with Jackie back in 2003. If I had only known then what I know now, Jackie would have gotten laid right there in the adult video room of that video store as soon as she put her hand on my crotch.
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Desperately Seeking Someone!
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Posted:Jan 25, 2009 3:57 pm
Last Updated:Feb 7, 2009 7:59 am
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Last summer, I reached an unexpected pivotal point in my relationship with my wife. Over the previous 15 months, I had succeeded in losing 60 pounds, going from 267 to 207. I ran the 13.1 mile Louisville mini-marathon in under 10 minutes per mile for the first time in my life in April 2008. I am a fairly muscular man, and I have a body type that somewhat hides fat in my ass and thighs rather than putting it all in my midsection, so at 210 I was looking pretty good, I thought. I felt sexy, and apparently I was flirting and bugging my wife for sex a lot more than she liked, so one day in exasperation she told me that she wished I would go find someone, get laid and leave her alone.
I was angry and heartbroken, not to mention extremely sexually frustrated. I got depressed. I had a tough time getting in to work on time on most days. I stopped exercising and eating right on a regular basis, and I gained about 35 pounds in just about three months.
Through the depression, I also realized that my wife might actually have hit on an important point with her exasperated comment. What if I could find a few friends with benefits for no-strings-attached, safe sex? Maybe she doesn�t want to play, but I sure do. I NEED to, in order to keep my sanity. Maybe I tell her, or maybe I keep it to myself like the trips to Vancouver and San Francisco. But why don�t I at least look and see what I can find?
So I looked. If I found something, I would then decide whether to tell my wife before acting. I had tried LesbianPersonals before and knew that I would need to upgrade (buy) a membership to get any response. I had gotten an email from a website called Amateur Match, so I decided to put up a free ad on Amateur Match asking for one-on-one sex.
For the record, Amateur Match is pretty bad. Lots of scammers there. It�s really amazing how many women there are who would love to fuck your brains out if only they weren't stranded somewhere in Africa, needing money to get home. I even upgraded to being a member on Amateur Match for a while, but aside from finding one beautiful bisexual cam girl named Natalie Sins, there�s very little to recommend about Amateur Match.
So after three months of looking, I had found nothing. I even flirted with a few of my wife�s girlfriends to see if they would be interested. Predictably, all that got me was a lot of strange looks, and a stern talking to from my wife.
Just before Thanksgiving, my wife and I had only had sex one time all year (in February). On a business trip, I decided to try an place in the Phoenix area that I had read about. Like the other couple of places I visited previously, the sex was sterile - half and half sex with a condom (still no cunnilingus). But boy, was it ever fun!
The experience in Phoenix was much more erotic than the previous two places I visited in Vancouver and San Francisco. After picking the woman I wanted to be with, we went into a room and both got naked while we negotiated what we would do and what the price would be. After thinking about it some, it�s probably a very effective technique for negotiating from the woman�s standpoint. All I know is that it was damned sexy. The room we were in had an entire wall that was a mirror, and I got to feed my voyeur craving by watching a beautiful twenty-something young woman walking around nude and having sex with me cowgirl style in a love-seat. The sex was again very quick (lots of pent up sexual frustration there), but VERY sexy, and VERY fun.
Without any doubt, this sexual experience was the most satisfying I had had in a long time. I felt so good after that session that I was energized and focused on what I needed to do. In the span of 30 minutes, I completely understood, finally, that so much of my anxiety and depression came from trying to be 100% faithful to a woman who can only tolerate sex occasionally.
I couldn't wait until the next time I went to Phoenix to try this place again, but next time I wanted to be physically in better shape, so that I could enjoy it more. I started eating right and exercising again regularly. I decided that it was time to tell my wife that something had to change in our marriage, and that we really had three options as far as I could tell: (1) a significant increase in the frequency and experimentation in our sexual encounters, (2) an open marriage for both of us, or (3) separation and/or divorce.
The truth really did set me free. My depression has lifted. My anxiety is significantly less. I am no longer having trouble making it into work. My wife was shocked and mad at me for a while, but eventually she understood where I was coming from, and she has told me that she is grateful for my honesty. I think in some ways this revelation was liberating for her as well, because she is starting to think about her future, and what she wants to do with the rest of her life.
We are working things out. Just tonight, we talked about something that looks a little like option two. She has no interest in swinging, but she still wants to live together as friends (without bedroom benefits), and raise our . I am game for that, because she is an awesome lady, and I will always love her.
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