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1. First of all, yes, you are obligated to do it. If you don't, we'll find someone younger and prettier who will.
2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish.
3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?
4. I will use your ears as I see fit. Be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.
5. When you're on your period, putting something in your mouth is the only way to stop your bitching and moaning.
6. Speaking of which, if you're bleeding for five straight days, you need all of the fluids you can get, trust me.
7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you we get the shit end of stick in the "flavor" category.
8. At least there's no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth. (Well, unless you bite it really hard.)
9. Play with the balls.
10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.
11. Caress the ass, too. We LIKE that.
12. Make hay when the sun shines, hon. It's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old and fat, and are looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep."
13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now do you?
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Has anyone had experience with L-Arginine
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Posted:Dec 29, 2007 9:16 pm
Last Updated:Oct 26, 2009 1:59 am
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L-Arginine is an amino acid that you can buy at the Health Food Store. I hear that it is supposed to increase the semen load when used by men. Anyone heard the same, or had any experience with it?
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This is girl
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Posted:Nov 18, 2007 7:47 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2016 6:05 pm
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It feels like the days of summer
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