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Getting Laid
 
Getting laid is not so bad, if you can still do it..
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Does Heaven accept reservations?
Posted:Oct 8, 2014 11:58 am
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Or is it strictly first cum, first served?
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You are what you eat,
Posted:Oct 7, 2014 12:40 pm
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but eventually you suckcumb to what eats you.
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Shame on me!
Posted:Oct 7, 2014 9:29 am
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Outwardly I may appear calm and serious:
Posted:Oct 7, 2014 9:09 am
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but inside, I am often panting hysterically.
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Try to say it in the fewest possible words,
Posted:Oct 7, 2014 9:04 am
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unless you speak the truth.
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Try not to be any sexier than you have to be.
Posted:Oct 7, 2014 9:01 am
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I'd give up Lent to be a fly on the wall!
Posted:Oct 7, 2014 8:51 am
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What makes people of my own sex seem normal,
Posted:Oct 6, 2014 7:51 pm
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2014 8:57 am
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while the entire opposite sex seems so peculiar?
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Isn't there some way to get the wisdom of hindsight in advance?
Posted:Oct 6, 2014 6:18 pm
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How can we ever get back to normal,
Posted:Oct 6, 2014 6:09 pm
Last Updated:Oct 6, 2014 7:48 pm
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when we've all forgotten what normal was?
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If life's good, cheer up and enjoy it ~
Posted:Oct 6, 2014 5:17 pm
Last Updated:Oct 6, 2014 8:00 pm
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if it's bad, cheer up ~ it won't last forever.
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The chief disadvantage of being human
Posted:Oct 6, 2014 5:06 pm
Last Updated:Oct 6, 2014 5:13 pm
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is having such a limited perspective.
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UP is my favorite direction.
Posted:Oct 6, 2014 1:28 pm
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