Manly men battles....the end is nigh!
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Posted:Nov 19, 2014 10:39 am
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2014 8:10 am
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Ah ha! So as you know from last time, I've been experiencing some not inconsiderable trouble in posting the requisite photos for this illustrious competition  (A fact which somewhat pisses on the metaphorical candle as it were in fact)
As a result of this I have decided to take the unprecedented action of announcing a grand winner for the title based upon my own determination.
Fear not though, for I have taken all factors into consideration in order to deem it entirely equitable.
So it came to be then, that after many long seconds of subsequent deliberation amongst myself and my multiple personalities, I can now present the lucky winner of worlds manliest man.....
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Yes, just look at this awesome spectacle of manhood!
I subsequently contacted the chap in question who thanked me for the accolade before adding that he is free for any ladies here who would like a piece of him....any piece in fact.
So....any takers? I'm feeling all Cupid like today 
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Manly Man Battles
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Posted:Oct 23, 2014 9:25 am
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2014 10:44 am
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Well, all hell has broken loose since my last post as Chuck Norris, who is (or more precisely, was) a keen fan of my blog, took great personal offence at being out voted by Vin Diesel. In fact, so offended was the Norris, that he rang me up threatening to and I quote, 'Beat seven shades of shit' out of me unless I rigged the result in his favour. Of course, being a man of honour I refused outright.....I am consequently typing this from a remote monastery in Tibet where I hope he won't find me. Anyway, time for round two of Manly Man battles now and feast your eyes on these strapping fellows.....
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Um....yes sorry about that  You see in my last post the images were deleted by the site admin (something about not allowing pics of celebs) so instead, here is a lovely and thought provoking picture I took of a garden gnome, some packing tape and a condom.
Anyway, the chaps you must choose between are: Joe Manganiello and Henry Cavil (if you're not familiar with them, Joe played Alcide in True Blood and Henry played Superman in that CGI overloaded pile of crap film, The Man Of Steel)
So....which of them is the manliest?
Over to you; Let battle commence!
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Manly men - Let battle commence!
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Posted:Oct 22, 2014 11:30 am
Last Updated:Oct 27, 2014 2:26 am
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Hell yes! You read it right - it's time to separate the men from the boys now!
This is how it works: Each time, I'm going to offer you two considered manly fellows and all you have to do is pick who is the manliest. Got it? After a few rounds, I'll take the winners and put them against each other whereupon we will eventually have a final champion. So, without further ado....
Ladies and gents, who is the manliest of these two.....
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Chuck Norris vs Vin Diesel.
Now, I hate to influence the vote here but whilst neither of these action stars can act for shit, it has to be said that one is a genuine Tang Soo Do champion and boasts a finely groomed beard, the other is a charisma free fuckwit with no discernible talent whatsoever and is about as manly as Christiano Ronaldo. No prizes for who gets my vote therefore, but over to you now peeps....give your choice and reason; Let battle commence! 
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Oi Oi
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Posted:Oct 16, 2014 9:42 am
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2014 7:47 pm
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Salutations again one and all
How is everyone? I hope you're all keeping well?
Yep, I've been absent for some time but have returned once again and have been perusing a few of the newer features on the site.
Fans eh? What the hells all that about then?
Anyway, I'm having to type from my iPhone as my computer has died on me (a truly fiddly feat!) but will do my best nonetheless.
I've also been peeking at a few of the member videos on here (as best a standard member such as myself is permitted at least)...
Holy Shit! Have you seen some of the sick material in a few of them?! Even the nastiest stuff previously featured on my blog can't even begin to compare!
And the comments....lol
If you've not had the pleasure, then you really owe it to yourself to go and have a ganders at them. Trust me, you'll thank me for it.....or possibly not as the case may be
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Eh?!
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Posted:Jan 29, 2014 5:19 pm
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2014 11:59 am
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Hello again one and all
I hope that life is treating you all well?
It's been an age since my last post so I thought that I would drop in with a line.
But wait...has my sexuality mysteriously changed unbeknown to me or else is the site on the blink again, for I am seeing men's profiles on my homepage matches!
Yes, the sight of multiple erections are being flaunted before my decidedly bemused eyes here (that's multiple pics I mean, not a fellow with more than one penis which would of course make for an awesomely freakish spectical and subsequently serve as ideal material for my blog)
Pray do tell, am I the only one experiencing strange phenomenon on here at present?
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Something to be proud of
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Posted:Oct 9, 2013 1:25 am
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2014 1:42 pm
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm presently experiencing a state of great euphoria and dare I say pride, having just read that my home town of High Wycombe, has recently been voted in at the much deserved number nine spot on the illustrious and much coveted, nations countdown of crappest towns in the UK
Yes, we've managed to fight off stiff competition to attain our rightful place as one of the biggest pieces of shit to live in in good old Blighty.
No doubt our delusional local town council will switch immediately into denial mode and hasten to repel all of the negative sentiments but frankly, the town unequivocally and quite rightly deserves the dubious honour.
For anyone who's ever visited here and are consequently baffled that we didn't make it to the lofty number one position, I can reveal that the nations very own capital, London was the overall 'winner'.
So....how is it where you all live? Has your home town/state ever achieved such an incredible award? Would you vote for it if you had the chance?
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May I sleep with you?
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Posted:Sep 4, 2013 5:18 am
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2014 5:06 pm
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....Or maybe let's not, for according to scientists, sleeping together could potentially knock years off of our lives! 
For anyone presently scratching their head in befuddlement as to exactly what the hell I'm going on about (in all probability, a regular phenomenon therefore), I'm not in fact referring to the possibility of STD's etc, but rather the actual act of slumbering with another individual.
So....a quickie question for you all; Do you find that the quality of your sleep is better with or conversely, without another in your bed?
Oh, and before I go.....
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Yes, I realize that this pic has absolutely nothing, in any way, shape or form to do with the present post but I thought that it was quite fascinating nonetheless as I'm quite sure that you will concur.
After all, I for one, as I'm very sure that each of you has also, have spent many long hours contemplating exactly how a chap with a split penis might manage the act of urination.
Um.....are you all nodding your heads in agreement on this?
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We've been waiting for this all our lives....
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Posted:Aug 21, 2013 5:27 am
Last Updated:Sep 4, 2013 4:45 am
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....We chaps that is
Ladies, I'm afraid that you're just going to have to stare on in absolute envy.......
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Yes, may I present unto you the veritable revolution that is the Thermochromic urinal.
This amazing invention utilises a heat sensitive plate which changes colour locally wherever a source of heat is applied.
It's quite incredible isn't it? Hell, my mind is running into overdrive even as I type this, at all the potential works of art, doubtless to rival even the likes of Da Vinci and Michael Angelo that I could piss all over it!
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Today's headlines....
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Posted:Aug 15, 2013 5:13 am
Last Updated:Aug 20, 2013 3:42 am
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I'm sorry about the quality of this one; It may require you to squint a bit 
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Well, I don't know about you but I believe that Mr Maus should be heartily encouraged by his attorney to counter sue here for all the back breaking hours of earnest and clearly selfless hard work he put in for such minimal wages; Indeed for the miserly sum of $2,500 it works out that for each of the arduous and doubtless joyless, seventy two shags with Mr Soupolos's ex beauty queen wife, Mr Maus only received a poultry $34.72!
This is quite clearly a lamentable instance of grossly underpaid labour and Mr Maus would be perfectly justified to take this case higher, to the European Court of Human Rights in fact, in order to further represent his overt and shocking mistreatment at the insidious hands of Mr Soupolos
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Paleontological Exclusive!
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Posted:Aug 13, 2013 1:40 pm
Last Updated:Aug 15, 2013 4:16 am
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Stop the press!
Fossil remains of the legendary apex cretaceous predator, Tyrannosaurus Rex have for many years indicated that this fearsome carnivore whose very name translates as 'Tyrant Lizard', was in fact only imbued with a somewhat miserly two fingers (or claws perhaps more appropriately) on each of its curiously short arms.
Perhaps partially in light of this digit related disability, the aforementioned beasty is said to have died out some 67 or so million years ago.
Bearing the above information in mind however, I call BULLSHIT!
Yes, through some exhaustive research of my own I have just uncovered exclusive photographic evidence that said dinosaur is in fact very much alive and well.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present unto you now proof positive of this amazing fact.....
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Do you see it?! A T-Rex's hand about to tear out an innocent maidens tongue!
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For all those about to take a dip....
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Posted:Aug 12, 2013 2:51 pm
Last Updated:Aug 14, 2013 4:18 pm
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.....it may be initially judicious to observe the following precaution....
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Yes indeed, wiser advice has probably never been issued.
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It's been a while...
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Posted:Aug 7, 2013 12:28 pm
Last Updated:Aug 14, 2013 5:57 am
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Strewth, so long in fact that I've forgotten how to do this Do I have any watchers left?
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HNW: Name Those Moobies
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Posted:Oct 3, 2012 1:28 pm
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2013 3:37 am
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I must say that I was rather impressed with you all for correctly identifying that it was in fact not my vagina depicted in the puzzle last week 
Well, I am thus determined to make matters far more difficult for you this time around
Yes indeed, below you will observe three pictures but only one of the said pics is of me. But....which one is it?
Remember, study the pics very carefully as I've gone all out to make this the hardest one yet...
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Damn, so hard is this in fact, that I've even forgotten the correct answer myself!
Happy HNW everyone
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